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Hypothetical question for all you sex-crazed orgers! *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I would shrug my shoulders, pinch my nose and dive down 4 the meal...
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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IceNine said: you have only kissed her
You should have paid attention when you were kissing that adams apple.  | |
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theSpark said: IceNine said: you have only kissed her
You should have paid attention when you were kissing that adams apple. He/she had no discernable male characteristics... you were clueless... you were caught totally unaware. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I'd laugh my ass off! -------
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IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? DAMN ICE... you got stuck in some shit huh??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'd laugh my ass off!
But... would you go for the FULL MEAL DEAL? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:b9efa2a21e:7b6d20a7b4]I would shrug my shoulders, pinch my nose and dive down 4 the meal...
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00769BAD said: IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? DAMN ICE... you got stuck in some shit huh??? Hell no... I check the merchandise early on... that's just how I roll. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast! | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:b9efa2a21e:9764ca56bc]I would shrug my shoulders, pinch my nose and dive down 4 the meal...
I just had a picture of you saying "well, what the fuck?" You then dove on the bed like an olympic high-diver. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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OK... HYPOTHETICLY, i woulda fucked on the first date,
THEN claimed DRUNK if anyone found out :GRIN: hope this helps somebody  I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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I'm bisexual so it doesn't matter to me. I'd still do him/her. | |
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'd laugh my ass off!
But... would you go for the FULL MEAL DEAL? Wa hell no! I'd kick him/her to the curb. Unless she was really manly looking and had a strap on or something, and then I'd have to think about it. -------
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00769BAD said: OK... HYPOTHETICLY, i woulda fucked on the first date,
THEN claimed DRUNK if anyone found out :GRIN: hope this helps somebody Classic! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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stymie said: I'm bisexual so it doesn't matter to me. I'd still do him/her.
Tape it, and send it to me. -------
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors!  Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG?  | |
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:b9efa2a21e:9764ca56bc:66c583088d]I would shrug my shoulders, pinch my nose and dive down 4 the meal...
I just had a picture of you saying "well, what the fuck?" You then dove on the bed like an olympic high-diver. :LOL: I wasnt the only one then.
Hey, if its the best yr gonna get and yr in love with it, why not use it? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that! | |
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I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay... 
I am only slightly disappointed in you... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
SHH! Im expecting a confession! | |
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LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay...
I am only slightly disappointed in you...  I thought you were really a girl !  | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. This is a story about how you learned the moral of this story, isn't it? -------
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay...
I am only slightly disappointed in you... I thought you were really a girl ! Yeah, I am a girl... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often.
True... I don't fuck early... but I do fuck often. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. This is a story about how you learned the moral of this story, isn't it? Right... I did watch "The Crying Game" recently and I learned a lesson there... thus, this topic. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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