i am double jointed and do weird crazy things with my limbs

what r your hidden talents?????????????????????????????????????????

SuperSoulFighter said:

If I told U that, they wouldn't be hidden anymore now,would they? Alright, making silly jokes is one.

have u not read my posts???

i luv silly jokes

i think i scared him off

and yes dear fellow orgers ~ another one of my hidden talents

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I do weird and crazy things with my tongue

alphastreet said:

I do weird and crazy things with my tongue

thats hot!!!!

ThisOne said:

alphastreet said:

I do weird and crazy things with my tongue

thats hot!!!!

they better respect it!

I can hum a tune kind of alright, and when I'm focused and inspired I can take an okay lookin' photograph.

i fucked my way through most of my life

I can fart on command...

sounds gross I know, but when a cabbie takes me the long way, I fart as I exit the cab as a "tip" for his/her assholedness.

I can tie my shoes

Byron said:

Ocean said:

Byron said:

I can tie my shoes

Always knew u were talented

The trick is, you gotta take the right loop underneath the left loop, then pull...I just figured that out last month.

Interesting topic. I don't know if i have any hidden talents but a couple things have happened to me that are somewhat interesting.

There was a span(years ago) of about one month where i was constantly having dreams about my mother. The dreams always consisted of her being around people that were doing drugs(crack). I would wake up mad because i kept on having these disturbing dreams. keep in mind that my mother was about 56 at the time and she has never did any drugs so there would be no reason for me to have dreams about her or anybody around her taking them. Up until that point i had never had any dreams that associated her with the taking of any kind of drug. My mom is so anti drug and so not into being 'High" that she won't even drink coffee because it makes her hyper.

Anyways i called her one day and she starts telling me that she's met this gentleman and he seems like a nice guy. Im like cool, im happy for ya. About 3 weeks later i talk to my brother and he tells me that he thinks the guy my mom is seeing is doing drugs. He tells me that he'll go to the house when my mom is at work and the house smells funny and the dude looks like he's high. Since i was in Seattle and they were in California, i asked him to keep an eye out for mom and that's what he did. About a week later he calls to say that he had to put hands on the dude(beat his ass) because he found a crack pipe inside the house. Come to find out the guy was a crack head. The dude finally started to show his true colors when he started tweaking real bad. He was doing drugs in my mother's house while she was at work.

After the guy was gone from the house i never had another dream about anyone taking drugs around my mom.

The dreams could have been a coincidence, i just thought it was odd that the whole thing went down the way it did.

Me and my mom seem to have this connection. Ill call her to tell her about something and she'll say,'i was just thinking about the same thing' or ill call her talking about a pain somewhere and she'll say she's feeling the same pain in the same area. Not to long ago she said 'joey, will you do something for me ?' I said yes, ill mow the lawn. She replied, 'how did you know i was going to ask you that ?' I said, i just knew.

That's happened more than once.

Its probably all just a coincidence but personally i think its a little more than that.

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I directed a music video - never did it before, directing I mean, but I think I did an OK job

I've art directed before, which I also did on this one.

It would have been nice to be Director of Photography/cinematographer, being I'm a photographer

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paintedlady said:

I can fart on command...

sounds gross I know, but when a cabbie takes me the long way, I fart as I exit the cab as a "tip" for his/her assholedness.

You too???

Remember a thread a while back we talked about people men flirt with chicks on streets or subways and won't take the hint to leave them alone ? My response to that is usually to whallop a big one in their direction right on command, and it works like a charm every time

I can do that cherry stem knot thing with my tongue.

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

I can fart on command...

sounds gross I know, but when a cabbie takes me the long way, I fart as I exit the cab as a "tip" for his/her assholedness.

You too???

Remember a thread a while back we talked about people men flirt with chicks on streets or subways and won't take the hint to leave them alone ? My response to that is usually to whallop a big one in their direction right on command, and it works like a charm every time

I can stand on one foot (and hop around) for quite a while. Also can put my foot behind my head (though I haven't in a little while).

Can not do both at the same time

ZombieKitten said:

I directed a music video - never did it before, directing I mean, but I think I did an OK job

I've art directed before, which I also did on this one.

It would have been nice to be Director of Photography/cinematographer, being I'm a photographer

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VERY !