Ocean said:

Ok so I use the following phrases regularly but have found a lot of Americans haven't a clue what they mean ..(in fact they think I'm pulling their leg ) So do u guys know what the following kiwi/some Aussie saying mean? And do u have any u think we wouldn't know? 1. Up at a sparrows fart 2. Pack a sad 3. Throw a wobbly 4. Rattle your dags 5. Right as rain 6. Blow me down 7. Bob's your uncle 8. Bust a gut 9. Dreaded lurgy 10. Knickers in a twist 11. Piece of piss 12. Wet blanket 13. Stubbie short of a six pack 14. Pushing up daisies 15. Guts for garters Zombie don't help them to much

the ones i bolded, i've heard before. the rest, i don't have a clue about.

uniden said:

Ocean said:

Ok so I use the following phrases regularly but have found a lot of Americans haven't a clue what they mean ..(in fact they think I'm pulling their leg ) So do u guys know what the following kiwi/some Aussie saying mean? And do u have any u think we wouldn't know? 1. Up at a sparrows fart 2. Pack a sad 3. Throw a wobbly 4. Rattle your dags 5. Right as rain 6. Blow me down 7. Bob's your uncle 8. Bust a gut 9. Dreaded lurgy 10. Knickers in a twist 11. Piece of piss 12. Wet blanket 13. Stubbie short of a six pack 14. Pushing up daisies 15. Guts for garters Zombie don't help them to much

These are said by Americans also...

The others I would only guess at.

1. Up a Sparrow's fart = up shit's creek ?

2. Pack a sad = get lost?

3. Throw a wobbly = pitch a fit?

4. Rattle your dags = pull your leg?

5. Bob's your uncle = nucca please?

9. Dreaded lurgy = ??

11. Piece of piss = piece o' shit

13. Stubbie short a six pack = dummy?

15. guts for garters = badass?

paintedlady said:

Ocean said:

Ok so I use the following phrases regularly but have found a lot of Americans haven't a clue what they mean ..(in fact they think I'm pulling their leg ) So do u guys know what the following kiwi/some Aussie saying mean? And do u have any u think we wouldn't know? 1. Up at a sparrows fart 2. Pack a sad 3. Throw a wobbly 4. Rattle your dags 5. Right as rain 6. Blow me down 7. Bob's your uncle 8. Bust a gut 9. Dreaded lurgy 10. Knickers in a twist 11. Piece of piss 12. Wet blanket 13. Stubbie short of a six pack 14. Pushing up daisies 15. Guts for garters Zombie don't help them to much

These are said by Americans also...

The others I would only guess at.

1. Up a Sparrow's fart = up shit's creek ?

nope

2. Pack a sad = get lost?

nope

3. Throw a wobbly = pitch a fit?

yep

4. Rattle your dags = pull your leg?

nope

5. Bob's your uncle = nucca please?

nope

9. Dreaded lurgy = ??

11. Piece of piss = piece o' shit

nope

13. Stubbie short a six pack = dummy?

yep

15. guts for garters = badass?

nope

paintedlady said:

Ocean said:

Ok so I use the following phrases regularly but have found a lot of Americans haven't a clue what they mean ..(in fact they think I'm pulling their leg ) So do u guys know what the following kiwi/some Aussie saying mean? And do u have any u think we wouldn't know? 1. Up at a sparrows fart 2. Pack a sad 3. Throw a wobbly 4. Rattle your dags 5. Right as rain 6. Blow me down 7. Bob's your uncle 8. Bust a gut 9. Dreaded lurgy 10. Knickers in a twist 11. Piece of piss 12. Wet blanket 13. Stubbie short of a six pack 14. Pushing up daisies 15. Guts for garters Zombie don't help them to much

nucca please?

1. Up at a sparrows fart - easily awaken
2. Pack a sad - shoes are on the wrong feet
3. Throw a wobbly - throw a tantrum
4. Rattle your dags - Make Byron nervous
5. Right as rain - Don't make a left turn
6. Blow me down - I would love oral sex
7. Bob's your uncle - We don't know who your father is
8. Bust a gut - Go in for liposucton
9. Dreaded lurgy - A hairstyle
10. Knickers in a twist - a woman who needs to wring out her panties due to arousal
11. Piece of piss - you need to see a doctor, pronto
12. Wet blanket - We thought he'd be past that problem by now
13. Stubbie short of a six pack - Giving anyone named Stubbie a six pack with one beer missing
14. Pushing up daisies - Threesome with two women both named Daisy
15. Guts for garters - What you say to your husband when he doesn't put the toilet seat down

What'd I win?

Ocean said:

paintedlady said:

These are said by Americans also...

The others I would only guess at.

1. Up a Sparrow's fart = up shit's creek ?

nope

2. Pack a sad = get lost?

nope

3. Throw a wobbly = pitch a fit?

yep

4. Rattle your dags = pull your leg?

nope

5. Bob's your uncle = nucca please?

nope

9. Dreaded lurgy = ??

11. Piece of piss = piece o' shit

nope

13. Stubbie short a six pack = dummy?

yep

15. guts for garters = badass?

nope

fail....

from uk here so i can manage all of those except 'pack a sad'?? never heard it b4

does it mean having a sad face on?

some more to add maybe..

a packet of fags

sarnie short of a picnic

can short of a 6 pack

sweet fanny adams

getting the hump

gordon bennett

arse about face

having a gander/ having a butchers

got a dicky stomach

made a cock up

how's your father

shit a brick

spend a penny

she can half rabbit

all mouth & no trousers

Byron said:

excited said:

Ocean said:

Byron said:

1. Up at a sparrows fart - easily awaken
2. Pack a sad - shoes are on the wrong feet
3. Throw a wobbly - throw a tantrum
4. Rattle your dags - Make Byron nervous
5. Right as rain - Don't make a left turn
6. Blow me down - I would love oral sex
7. Bob's your uncle - We don't know who your father is
8. Bust a gut - Go in for liposucton
9. Dreaded lurgy - A hairstyle
10. Knickers in a twist - a woman who needs to wring out her panties due to arousal
11. Piece of piss - you need to see a doctor, pronto
12. Wet blanket - We thought he'd be past that problem by now
13. Stubbie short of a six pack - Giving anyone named Stubbie a six pack with one beer missing
14. Pushing up daisies - Threesome with two women both named Daisy
15. Guts for garters - What you say to your husband when he doesn't put the toilet seat down

that made my day!!!

Your day's been going that bad, huh? lol ...

Byron said:

Ocean said:

Byron said:

Your day's been going that bad, huh? lol ...

Lol something like that

At least I know what "bits and thingies" means lol ...

Ocean said:

1. Up at a sparrows fart

Up early in the morning?

2. Pack a sad

???????????????????

3. Throw a wobbly

Sex?

4. Rattle your dags

Sex?

5. Right as rain

Nice

6. Blow me down

Your kidding right?

7. Bob's your uncle

Fuck you?

8. Bust a gut

Diarrhea?

9. Dreaded lurgy

AIDS?

10. Knickers in a twist

Pants in a bunch?

11. Piece of piss

????

12. Wet blanket

Beard (Gay term)?

13. Stubbie short of a six pack

Idiot?

14. Pushing up daisies

Dead

15. Guts for garters

Stupid?

[Edited 8/25/12 19:03pm]

Easy as hell.

i'll take a stab at this shit:

1. Up at a sparrows fart

Means to mind your own business!
2. Pack a sad

Gay sex?
3. Throw a wobbly

A party with achohol?
4. Rattle your dags

Make you upset!
5. Right as rain

Ironic statement about someone being wrong?
6. Blow me down

Gay sex?
7. Bob's your uncle

Means to mind your own business!
8. Bust a gut

laugh your ass off
9. Dreaded lurgy

I'm not sure on this one. Perhaps, you use it like this? : Ocean's threads fill me with a sense of dreaded lurgy!
10. Knickers in a twist

Don't get upset!
11. Piece of piss

hmmm... This applies the elusive nature of sub-atomic particles, and how solids are really just energy fields of 99.999999% empty space. Hence, that's not solid shit dude--that's a liquidous piece of piss? I'm pretty sure that's not correct, but I tried.
12. Wet blanket

A P&R poster when they try to join the fun in here
13. Stubbie short of a six pack

Sarah Palin
14. Pushing up daisies

To be dead!
15. Guts for garters

Lesbians?

Ocean said:

excited said:

from uk here so i can manage all of those except 'pack a sad'?? never heard it b4

does it mean having a sad face on?

some more to add maybe..

a packet of fags

pack of cigarette

sarnie short of a picnic

not all there

can short of a 6 pack

not all there

sweet fanny adams

sweet stuff all

getting the hump

annoyed

gordon bennett

surprised

arse about face

round the wrong way

having a gander/ having a butchers

taking a look

got a dicky stomach

upset stomach

made a cock up

stuffed up

how's your father

sex

shit a brick

can't believe it

spend a penny

Use the loo

she can half rabbit

she can talk

all mouth & no trousers

showing off

[Edited 8/25/12 18:53pm]

'not all there' .. u nailed most of them!

so i'm still not sure what is pack a sad?

Ocean said:

1. Up at a sparrows fart = Bird Sex?

2. Pack a sad = Forced Anal?

3. Throw a wobbly = Soft penis?

4. Rattle your dags = Similar to "Rattle Your Bones"?

5. Right as rain = Golden Shower?

6. Blow me down = Oral while standing @ first, then laying down?

7. Bob's your uncle = Pedo Uncle?

8. Bust a gut= Strong Laughter [I believe I have this one correct ]

9. Dreaded lurgy = I have no damn clue.....A person who you don't like?

10. Knickers in a twist = I'm guessing, similar to "Panties In A Bunch"?

11. Piece of piss = Similar to "I don't give a care"?

12. Wet blanket = Bed Wetter?

13. Stubbie short of a six pack = Similar to "One sandwich short of a picknic Basket"?

14. Pushing up daisies = Dead [I believe this one is right ]

15. Guts for garters Zombie don't help them to much = Zombie Kitten is using us all just to help her win contest?

[Edited 8/25/12 19:17pm]

ZombieKitten said:

Rattle your drags must be a kiwi thing, never heard that before - dags are dingleberries on a sheep OR amusing, unfashionable people.

I don't think Tittypants did very well.

But I'm not sure Byron scored much higher, and he was actually trying.

This thread is just really far too embarassing.

ZombieKitten said:

Gutful of arms and legs She'll be apples Running round like a chook with its head cut off Take a crack at it

A chook? You guys are silly.

ZombieKitten said:

Gutful of arms and legs
She'll be apples
Running round like a chook with its head cut off
Take a crack at it

Gutful of arms and legs - Cannibal Thanksgiving
She'll be apples - What Prince said when finding Vanity's replacement
Running round like a chook with its head cut off - Something to do with spatulas and Conway Twitty
Take a crack at it - Have a plumber look at the problem

What'd I win?

imago said:

I don't think Tittypants did very well.

But I'm not sure Byron scored much higher, and he was actually trying.

This thread is just really far too embarassing.

How dare thee, whore!? I tried.....

Goddammit....I.......tried.............................

ocean, your thread is tearing fiendhips apart.

sorry ocean i have to help

everyone needs to know that rooting is sex

Titty said pack a sad is forced anal and Imago said it's gay sex

Guess what!!!! last night i met a Bushie

loving this thread ocean

[Edited 8/25/12 19:50pm]

ThisOne said:

Guess what!!!! last night i met a Bushie

[img:$uid]http://www.gophoto.it/view.php?i=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/George-W-Bush.jpeg/220px-George-W-Bush.jpeg[/img:$uid] ????