SuperC said:

hehe

Try reciting Prince lyrics. They will think you're nasty AND a poet. It has worked for me.

i is sooo you daddy
you nasty lil bitchthang
i is wanna here you try to
say mah name wit dis yard o dick
stuck in you fuckin throat.
WHO IS I, say it you filthy
piece o scrotum snot.
now you know wut i is
really wants to do?
i is wanna fuck you ass
an buss nutz all in you eyes
an nose an shit,
dem i's gonna spank dat ass
until it glow likes it's
RUDOLPH's nose.
you is will has my han print
in yo ass likes indelable ink
NOW WUTZ MAH MUTHAFUCKIN NAME!!!



whoopin dat edit
[This message was edited Mon Mar 3 21:11:10 PST 2003 by CHEECHWIZARD]

CHEECHWIZARD said:

DAT'S DIRTY...
NASTY GOT YOU HERE!!!

CHEECHWIZARD said:

I liked to be talked dirty to during sex, but not like that!

Paisley said:

Then come here :LOL:

SuperC said:

UMMM shame on you

OK, I'm thuuu, i can take a hint. I'll take my business
elsewhere :LOL:

SuperC said:

Paisley said:

i is don't mind dat we is bof git you at da same time...
i is CHEECH WIZARD, know fo participatin
in circus ax...
and i is figure if you is let
me an C git at you at da same time
aint nuttin we could say
dat wou be dat DIRTY...

CHEECHWIZARD said:

Sorry, I'm a one man woman!

Paisley said:

in dat case he is juss gotz ta wait his turn...
nah brang dat lil nasty ass ova here ta daddy
so i is can pull you hair ya lil
CHEECH TOY...

that's how you do it CHEECH!!!!
[This message was edited Mon Mar 3 21:42:15 PST 2003 by 00769BAD]

00769BAD said:

why i don't get to play???

00769BAD said:

Sorry, it's not that type of game!

Paisley said:

00769BAD said:

HEY!

Oh Bad, this is too funny. :LOL:

I never would have guessed you of all people can't talk sexy... hahahahahahahaha!

stymie said:

I M a porno addict 2, I have learned not 2 listen 2 myself, but just say whatever I feel. don't worry about what it soundz like, just say it. That'z what they want U 2 do, so do.

N F U don't some 1 else will...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I am still laughing about this!

i write erotica for a living, but it's easier for me to write it or to read one of my poems at a slam or a reading than it is to say it to billy

sag10 said:

I CAN TALK SEXY!!!
i just don't feel comfterable
saying... THINGS.

sag10 said:

NOW YOU JUST BEIN MEAN

00769BAD said:

Now you know that I am not a mean person! Sorry...

00769BAD said:

YES, you need work The last part is fine, but I would refrain from namecalling - "ho"? "bitch"?? :O Who are you fuckin'??

And I never did understand the whole "daddy" thing If a fool EVER says that to me, shit will STOP right there

CalhounSq said:

THEN YOUR ANSWER IS, THERE IS A DEFFINATE LIMMIT TO WHUT
'DIRTY' IS THEN...
I'VE BEEN ASKED TO USE THE 'SLUT' WORD AND OTHERS I AM NOT
AT EASE WITH, THEREFORE I ACTUALLY CHOOSE TO STAY AWAY FROM IT ALL... JUST LIKE THE SPANKING THING. :NOD:

CalhounSq said:

Yeah you say that. But if he's tuning you up right, you will find a strong desire to sayyes papa and play along .

KingBAD said:

Oh, that's another thing I meant to touch on - what's wrong w/ spanking her??? :O I LOVE being spanked, it's a definite turn on & not violent at all. Shit feels NICE - if she wants it, you better get ta slappin'!! notice the smile on the emoticons' face

Anyway, if you wanna talk dirty just keep it nasty - talk about body parts, what you're gonna do to her, for how long, how intensely & how she's gonna feel. The namecalling is where you went wrong IMO. I know they've asked to be called slut, etc. but if you're not feeling right about it & understanding where it's coming from, it'll never sound right coming out of you. Believe it or not, under the right circumstances being called "slut" ain't necessarily bad. She might be in that mood where she's willing to do ANYTHING for you, or you might work her to that point; in her eyes, calling her "slut" might validate that feeling, that at that moment she's your slut...

Are these casual fucks or real relationships? Once you guys have a level of trust, you might wanna think about being more open minded & easing toward giving her what she wants. If she knows what she likes, she won't be satisfied until she gets it - be the one to give it to her as long as it ain't hurtin' nobody...



still curious about the spanking thing...

SuperC said:

NEVER. He could say anything except that, there's nothing hot about that. It would totally take me out of the mood.