vainandy said:

A good whore does not want to break the man's marriage up. If anything, she's going to make sure that wife doesn't find out about her because she doesn't want the wife out of the picture. A good whore gets that dick and that money and then sends the motherfucker home for the wife to put up with his bullshit. Being a whore is like being an aunt or uncle. You can always send the motherfuckers home when they start showing their ass. No honey, keep that stupid wife around and keep her ass happy.

This shit like Shakespeare to me. We can end the thread right here.

dJJ said:

babynoz said:

Just like any other situation, some playgirls are smarter than others....the smart ones make money and the dumb ones just make trouble,

The smart girls make money and keep that to themselves. They don't use their money to 'buy' love from some guy.

The smart girls make themselves happy. Smart girls don't expect that some random guy or the guy they married, will make them happy

Ummm, yeah...that's what I'm saying.

AsherFierce said:

vainandy said:

A good whore does not want to break the man's marriage up. If anything, she's going to make sure that wife doesn't find out about her because she doesn't want the wife out of the picture. A good whore gets that dick and that money and then sends the motherfucker home for the wife to put up with his bullshit. Being a whore is like being an aunt or uncle. You can always send the motherfuckers home when they start showing their ass. No honey, keep that stupid wife around and keep her ass happy.

This shit like Shakespeare to me. We can end the thread right here.

Andy be keepin' it real!

however, that "ho" has got to be stoney and unheartfelt when encountering/pleasuring/after dinner, or while out on the secret rendevous. she got to be a glossy as possible. she's got to be part actress, and an all sexy phreak.

'cause if that "ho person falls in love then she becomes a pitiful mess.

like:

1. she starts expressing her (unexpected) real feelings towards him

2. she begins to call him instead of waiting for his calls

3. she starts acting all needy when he's around

4. she begins to cry when he breaks his word about "coming over."

5. she starts asking him about her body and if she looks "over weight" or if her "nose is too big." and stuff like that.

you startin to get my drift?

the the luv smitten ho starts:

1. wondering and intermittingly asking about his wife

2. the hoe starts asking him how he feels about her on an emotional level. like, "tony do you luuuuuve me?"

3. she starts arguing with him about being late (never did before she fell for him).

4. starts asking about his marital status, like "if you don't luv her anymore, why don't you leave her."

5. then she starts by conincidence showing up at his job and or/going crazy on her cell phone.

then HE starts:

1. not returning her continuous calls

2. not responding to her text

3. saying "oh i forgot" did i say 6:30 yesterday? i thought you meant tomorow evening

4. then he say's, "my wife's kind of sick so i have to stay close to home for awhile."

5. then when he comes by to see her, he looks at his watch a thousand times and feigns an emergency he forgot

6. then when he does talk to her he becomes irritable more oft than not

7. then we all know the rest of this story.

so in conclusion -

a real ho:

1. stays icy

2. stays sexy looking

3. always has food delivered via his money when he comes over for dinner.

4. always serve the delivered food under candle light and on your best best china and glassware.

5. thank him in (most) all the ways he desires in the boudoir

6. always greet and say good bye with a smile and stay in luv with dah money and the gifts

6a. never call him on the phone.....never...never...never!

7. never expect the money and gifts to keep you truly warm a ho gotta be cold

seems "ho-cold" is like that's the only way she can survive

[Edited 8/23/12 18:13pm]

[Edited 8/23/12 19:33pm]

free2bfreeda said:

the the luv smitten ho starts:

1. wondering and intermittingly asking about his wife

2. the hoe starts asking him how he feels about her on an emotional level. like, "tony do you luuuuuve me?"

3. she starts arguing with him about being late (never did before she fell for him).

4. starts asking about his marital status, like "if you don't luv her anymore, why don't you leave her."

5. then she starts by conincidence showing up at his job and or/going crazy on her cell phone.

then HE starts:

1. not returning her continuous calls

2. not responding to her text

3. saying "oh i forgot" did i say 6:30 yesterday? i thought you meant tomorow evening

4. then he say's, "my wife's kind of sick so i have to stay close to home for awhile."

5. then when he comes by to see her, he looks at his watch a thousand times and feigns an emergency he forgot

6. then when he does talk to her he becomes irritable more oft than not

7. then we all know the rest of this story.

The "HE" you describe is a simp. If you put that luv smitten hoe in her place as soon as she pulls #1, she'll never get to #2 thru #5.

babynoz said:

AsherFierce said:

This shit like Shakespeare to me. We can end the thread right here.

Andy be keepin' it real!

Yes he does !

Graycap23 said:

free2bfreeda said:

couldn't resist it! st it!

Ho cake?

Damnit, Gray

morningsong said:

I don't know how it happened but after reading this thread I ended up reading about some of history's most famous courteseans (hoes) and now I'm all caught up into the intrigue of it. I think I was looking for the word that the French used like in that movie GiGi, and the rules involved in those arrangements. This ain't nothing new and there have always been rules.

Courteseans!?

Did you check out the famous Italian Cortesean Veronica Franco? She was a courtesean, but also one of Italy's most celebrated public performance poets (maybe she'd be comparable to a modern day AA literature author or rapper/musician/performer ) Girl, she was rumored to have been such an effective ho, that she was able to "tame" homosexual King Henry III and keep his greedy French ass from attacking Venice (interpret that in every way possible, if you will ). Apparently she had all kinds of skills and knew how to separate what was what- and learned very early to play by the rules.

There was a movie loosely based on her life done a while back in the 90's (?)...

Girl... in the Italian state Veneto (in which her hometown Venice is the capital city), I promise you they have hotel rooms all over the place named and dedicated in Franco's honor for service to arts, culture, and the state. That's how you know you were a ho that made good. You weren't trying to bust up any homes, you just just went on about your life, doing your thing, educating women, nursing during medical plagues, brokering peace treaties, and occasionally having to fence-cut a Z formation into somebody's ass who wanted to come out of pocket to you when you were just minding your own business

KingBAD said:

[Eddie Griffin]
Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
But you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
Cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
That yo' momma, you was a ho!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
Cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted...

Ottensen said:

morningsong said:

I don't know how it happened but after reading this thread I ended up reading about some of history's most famous courteseans (hoes) and now I'm all caught up into the intrigue of it. I think I was looking for the word that the French used like in that movie GiGi, and the rules involved in those arrangements. This ain't nothing new and there have always been rules.

Courteseans!?

Did you check out the famous Italian Cortesean Veronica Franco? She was a courtesean, but also one of Italy's most celebrated public performance poets (maybe she'd be comparable to a modern day AA literature author or rapper/musician/performer ) Girl, she was rumored to have been such an effective ho, that she was able to "tame" homosexual King Henry III and keep his greedy French ass from attacking Venice (interpret that in every way possible, if you will ). Apparently she had all kinds of skills and knew how to separate what was what- and learned very early to play by the rules.

There was a movie loosely based on her life done a while back in the 90's (?)...

Girl... in the Italian state Veneto (in which her hometown Venice is the capital city), I promise you they have hotel rooms all over the place named and dedicated in Franco's honor for service to arts, culture, and the state. That's how you know you were a ho that made good. You weren't trying to bust up any homes, you just just went on about your life, doing your thing, educating women, nursing during medical plagues, brokering peace treaties, and occasionally having to fence-cut a Z formation into somebody's ass who wanted to come out of pocket to you when you were just minding your own business

My spelling? I'm not an expert in the field (or spelling for that matter). It's a nicer word, but it's the same game trying to achieve the same goal, it just some are high class, other's are low class, and then there's the bottom of the barrel.

I've heard of her but I don't know anything beyond her persuading Henry III. I'm going to check it out, it is interesting knowing about it. I did get sidetracked though , but it seems to me if someone is going to play the game they ought to at least learn to play it right. There are too many failures and successes for some women not to figure out and realize there is a right way and a wrong way to go about.

morningsong said:

Ottensen said:

Courteseans!?

Did you check out the famous Italian Cortesean Veronica Franco? She was a courtesean, but also one of Italy's most celebrated public performance poets (maybe she'd be comparable to a modern day AA literature author or rapper/musician/performer ) Girl, she was rumored to have been such an effective ho, that she was able to "tame" homosexual King Henry III and keep his greedy French ass from attacking Venice (interpret that in every way possible, if you will ). Apparently she had all kinds of skills and knew how to separate what was what- and learned very early to play by the rules.

There was a movie loosely based on her life done a while back in the 90's (?)...

Girl... in the Italian state Veneto (in which her hometown Venice is the capital city), I promise you they have hotel rooms all over the place named and dedicated in Franco's honor for service to arts, culture, and the state. That's how you know you were a ho that made good. You weren't trying to bust up any homes, you just just went on about your life, doing your thing, educating women, nursing during medical plagues, brokering peace treaties, and occasionally having to fence-cut a Z formation into somebody's ass who wanted to come out of pocket to you when you were just minding your own business

My spelling? I'm not an expert in the field (or spelling for that matter). It's a nicer word, but it's the same game trying to achieve the same goal, it just some are high class, other's are low class, and then there's the bottom of the barrel.

I've heard of her but I don't know anything beyond her persuading Henry III. I'm going to check it out, it is interesting knowing about it. I did get sidetracked though , but it seems to me if someone is going to play the game they ought to at least learn to play it right. There are too many failures and successes for some women not to figure out and realize there is a right way and a wrong way to go about.

btw, I wasn't making note of your spelling, that was just my surprised reaction that we got into the high class Renaissance ho category Even so, just like you pointed out, there are some that know their place and play it right. You never heard about the likes of Veronica Franco trying to make Venetian politicians choose between her and their places in the home or clergy, or her whining and nagging Henry that she thought he would "change" after everything that they shared

Ottensen said:

morningsong said:

My spelling? I'm not an expert in the field (or spelling for that matter). It's a nicer word, but it's the same game trying to achieve the same goal, it just some are high class, other's are low class, and then there's the bottom of the barrel.

I've heard of her but I don't know anything beyond her persuading Henry III. I'm going to check it out, it is interesting knowing about it. I did get sidetracked though , but it seems to me if someone is going to play the game they ought to at least learn to play it right. There are too many failures and successes for some women not to figure out and realize there is a right way and a wrong way to go about.

btw, I wasn't making note of your spelling, that was just my surprised reaction that we got into the high class Renaissance ho category Even so, just like you pointed out, there are some that know their place and play it right. You never heard about the likes of Veronica Franco trying to make Venetian politicians choose between her and their places in the home or clergy, or her whining and nagging Henry that she thought he would "change" after everything that they shared

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

KingBAD said:

[Eddie Griffin]
Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
But you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
Cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
That yo' momma, you was a ho!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
Cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted...

NOW THIS IS SHAKESPEARE LIKE STUFF HERE. Eddie Griffin, I agree with you on this potna.

KingBAD said:

[Eddie Griffin]
Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
But you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
Cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
That yo' momma, you was a ho!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
Cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted...

Dang, that's STONE cold.

but in many cases true.

It's not in the kitchen.

morningsong said:

Ottensen said:

btw, I wasn't making note of your spelling, that was just my surprised reaction that we got into the high class Renaissance ho category Even so, just like you pointed out, there are some that know their place and play it right. You never heard about the likes of Veronica Franco trying to make Venetian politicians choose between her and their places in the home or clergy, or her whining and nagging Henry that she thought he would "change" after everything that they shared

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

So telling a ho to stay in a ho's place is actually sound advice...

morningsong said:

Ottensen said:

btw, I wasn't making note of your spelling, that was just my surprised reaction that we got into the high class Renaissance ho category Even so, just like you pointed out, there are some that know their place and play it right. You never heard about the likes of Veronica Franco trying to make Venetian politicians choose between her and their places in the home or clergy, or her whining and nagging Henry that she thought he would "change" after everything that they shared

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

Well, goodness---you went alllllthe way back. You know, now you have me intrigued to start reading more about this!

babynoz said:

morningsong said:

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

So telling a ho to stay in a ho's place is actually sound advice...

Looks like it.

Ottensen said:

morningsong said:

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

Well, goodness---you went alllllthe way back. You know, now you have me intrigued to start reading more about this!

Yeah. It's surprising what I thought I knew turns out to be more intricate. But it sure ain't nothin' new.

StonedImmaculate said:

free2bfreeda said:

the the luv smitten ho starts:

1. wondering and intermittingly asking about his wife

2. the hoe starts asking him how he feels about her on an emotional level. like, "tony do you luuuuuve me?"

3. she starts arguing with him about being late (never did before she fell for him).

4. starts asking about his marital status, like "if you don't luv her anymore, why don't you leave her."

5. then she starts by conincidence showing up at his job and or/going crazy on her cell phone.

then HE starts:

1. not returning her continuous calls

2. not responding to her text

3. saying "oh i forgot" did i say 6:30 yesterday? i thought you meant tomorow evening

4. then he say's, "my wife's kind of sick so i have to stay close to home for awhile."

5. then when he comes by to see her, he looks at his watch a thousand times and feigns an emergency he forgot

6. then when he does talk to her he becomes irritable more oft than not

7. then we all know the rest of this story.

The "HE" you describe is a simp. If you put that luv smitten hoe in her place as soon as she pulls #1, she'll never get to #2 thru #5.

so the non-simp then says, "now go get me my dinner hoekasondra, i've got to get home to my wife." " so see me now, cause it may not be not be a later."

so the luv smitten hoe says, "okay toneeeeeey."

Ottensen said:

morningsong said:

I don't think you wanna take that trip with me. I started out in New Orleans went to France, and then it just took off from there, I ended up in the BC era somewhere. Met some interesting characters along the way, though. It was the types that got me, from the women who did it to raise their husbands status then quit to settle down to a comfortable life, to the streetwalker class that ended up owning estates in their old age. I think it struck me that in all the ages, acting a total fool has never been the way to succeed at it, they usually ended up broke and dumped.

Well, goodness---you went alllllthe way back. You know, now you have me intrigued to start reading more about this!

Don't forget about Mata Hari, though!

I think there is a sheer difference between a maitresse and a prostitute.

In Amsterdam 'de wallen' aka the red light district has always been open in public.

Here are a few pages that might be readable for you when you translated them by Googletranslate

http://dewallen.wikispace...rostitutie

http://www.karakteruitgev...resse.html

this one is in English:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...etherlands