sexton said:

JustErin said:

Why would she get banned over and over? I mean, she's crusty but that's hardly a reason to get the boot.

I don't know. I only assumed she got banned previously because her old accounts still have their avatars. When you delete your own account, doesn't the avatar get deleted too?

I should ask that in site discussion.

No clue.

I've read 2 chapters and its so boring so far, when does it get good???

lazycrockett said:

If people find that interesting they would shit themselves over Anne Rices Beauty Trilogy.

I was just about to say, between all that Twilight nonsense and the hoopla 50 shades, people really could have gotten all of this out of their systems by reading Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and Beauty Trilogy like what, 20 years ago?

i skipped to the 1st sex bit.., what a let down!! after all the fuss. i'm deeply embarrassed that the writer is a brit

years ago a friend gave me a book to read, it was really erotic there was a story about a woman who fantasized about sex with a gorilla!! that story actually got me going! sod cable ties, whips & paddles! give me a gorilla any day of the week!

smoothcriminal12 said:

I read the first book, and I don't need to purchase the trilogy because of the reviews. Bad reviews from the second book, which I know all ready is going to piss me off when I do read it.

I have known about the BDSM world for over 15 years. I live in Boystown in Chicago and have visited the adult toy stores (with sunglasses on) to see what was up and boy was I educated. I have friends that use to be in the Dom-Sub world and have told me all about the contract and sharing. Christian doesn't share, but I have met some Dom's that do and I can't figure out how the hell the Sub puts up with that. If you share, I share end of discussion. I don't believe in the "You get only me and I get 20 more subs."

What I really hate about the first book:

1. Ana, 21 (22) gives virginity to Christian instantly in love. WTF!!!!!!! This adult has a roommate that's been sexing it up since high school and evidently, Ana didn't learn anything from Katherine. Not a reality. Women (and men), please don't equate sex with love. EVER.

2. Ana, whining and questioning. Stop the whining. Educate yourself. This girl looks on the Internet, probably at one site and that's it. She didn't talk to any women in the BDSM world. She just wanted sex. Vanilla sex, no toys, no nothing, which translates to she didn't research the topic like Christian asked her too and set herself up to be "shocked" by what he labels punishment.

3. Ana can't deal with getting punished which is only 6 slaps across the ass with a belt. Not a rat tangle (belt with spikes, like they used in St. Louis Public Schools in the 70s or a 2/4 paddle that they used in Indiana Public Schools in the 80s, or a ruler like they used in Chicago Public Schools in the 70s). We that grew up in the "don't spare the rod" household know how a belt feels. Three licks, some tears, hurt pride, and then calculating how to really get away with some stuff to avoid the spanking. Six (6) slaps of a belt is no reason to leave a BDSM relationship. Immature in the 21st century female, Ana didn't researched the subject. Spanking is all over the Internet. E.L. James messed up with this one, but that's her right as an author.

4. Ana is trying to change Christian lifestyle and she doesn't know or want to know anything about it. "I want to touch you. I want to hold you. Why do you have to be this way when it comes to sex." And the jealousy of previous partners. I HATE, HATE, HATE females and men that try to change a person. If you can't accept them when you meet them, get to stepping.

From what I have read on the Internet, Christian sort of changes his lifestyle for Ana in book two. I'm so disappointed. The people I know that were in the world, they gradually left, which was a house with six people. It happens, but my friend (who is a Dom) and her boyfriend (also a Dom) still get their kink on in a one-on-one adult toy relationship. It's fantasy.

Now there is a magazine: "50 SHADES OF GREY: For American Women who Love the Book and Live the Life"....

lazycrockett said:

I read a chapter online and it was some of the worse shit Ive come across in a long long time. People are tasteless idiots.

I KNOW! it's the worse piece of contemporary literature I have laid eyes on...and I don't lay my eyes on much of terrible lit

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As if it weren't bad enough that you have sleazy porn stories disguised as a "novel", it appears the classics are being reimagined as sex stories.

http://gawker.com/literotica/

Jane Austen Novels to Get Erotic Makeover Because All Books Must Be Sexy Now

Who among us has not come away from reading a classic like Austen's Pride and Prejudice or Brontë's Wuthering Heights and been disappointed by the distinct lack of explosive sex scenes?

"Mr. Darcy is such a stuffy aristocrat," you thought, probably. "I wonder if he has a big ol' D and how hard Elizabeth Bennet would ride it if she knew?"

Now British e-book publisher Candestine Classics is releasing a series of erotically enhanced classic novels featuring all new "scorching" sex scenes inserted by modern day Austens, Brontës, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyles (smut writers) within the original text.

Among those timless classics being transformed into gimmicky classixxx: Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes ("What if Holmes and Watson had lots of explosive gay sex?"), and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Claire Siemaszkiewicz, the woman responsible for Clandestine Classics, explains that her team is not distorting the original works, but merely adding the "missing" graphic sex and fetish scenes Jane Austen would have loved to include herself:

Whenever I read classics from authors like Jane Austen, I often think about the potential "uncensored versions" that the original authors were unable - or unwilling - to include... It's not our intention to rewrite or distort them but to create a whole new experience, enhancing the novels by adding deeper relationships, character development, and the "missing" scenes for readers to enjoy.

Many nerds have reacted poorly to the news that their favorite novels are being reimagined as glorified fan fiction, labeling the works "glorified fan fiction," and arguing that "any intelligent reader ca...pelled out."

50 shades of chav has been knocking about 4 a while

“As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lampshade tonight” “ It was Wayne’s birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus pancakes and pot noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called the dogs of war. Where he took me from behind and played call of duty at the same time” “our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter that white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for “ I Love You” As I stood in line at the job centre thinking of reasons I couldn’t work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, BO and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Iceland. He had tied up his staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn’t be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same.” “My mum told me to leave Dwayne many times due to violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had **** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up a power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again and again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi-on which is rare as crack normally played havoc with his erections.......................”

lazycrockett said:

I read a chapter online and it was some of the worse shit Ive come across in a long long time. People are tasteless idiots.

Yes it is.

I had to read that crap for a book club. We told the chick if she ever picked some shit like that again, we'd kick her azz out and she started the club. BAD