excited said:

I'm more disturbed by how Bowie's toes are hanging over the front than anything else.

chocolate1 said:

I'm more disturbed by how Bowie's toes are hanging over the front than anything else.

i noticed that too & his HORRIBLE legs

"I'm worried about what other people think- The Thread"

chocolate1 said:

I'm more disturbed by how Bowie's toes are hanging over the front than anything else.

...for me it was that, and the fact that his little legs look so piddly pitiful in his hotpants. Between him and Derrick J., it's like, where is the Happy Hotpants Medium here, folks???

wow. he rocks them better than i can

^ Dammit woman, stop beating yourselves over the wall by some dude wearing them.

XxAxX said:

wow. he rocks them better than i can

Not with his shorts always rising up between his thighs he don't . And he also needs to find proper restraint for his bubbies. Sorry, but the same rules that apply for women are going to apply for men---nobody gets a pass just because their shoes are cute and their handbags are the hotness If the inside of your hot pants can't lay level because they're suffocating between your thighs, and you have a tendency to wear sheer shirts without restraining your titty flaps folded over like Jamaican beef patties for the whole world to see, then sorry, I'm not recognizing your shoe game, cause I'm distracted.

Ottensen said:

XxAxX said:

wow. he rocks them better than i can

Not with his shorts always rising up between his thighs he don't . And he also needs to find proper restraint for his bubbies. Sorry, but the same rules that apply for women are going to apply for men---nobody gets a pass just because their shoes are cute and their handbags are the hotness If the inside of your hot pants can't lay level because they're suffocating between your thighs, and you have a tendency to wear sheer shirts without restraining your titty flaps folded over like Jamaican beef patties for the whole world to see, then sorry, I'm not recognizing your shoe game, cause I'm distracted.

I would have to agree with you on this. His camel toe is just wrong

And his poor shoes

imago said:

No, this is not about Prince or drag queens. It's about me.

My wife is only an inch or so shorter than me. So, when she puts high heels on, and her hair is done up, she towers over me. Now, I'm only 5'-11" (barely) so I tend to be shorter than most guys around to start with.

I saw a guy at the train station the other day, he looked Dominican, wearing shoes with about 2" heels. No joke. They looked like they could've been boots but he was wearing jeans over them. Of course, he was 20-something and no slouchin the looks dept. so he pulled it off. I'm neither young nor attractive, but I'm tempted to try it out anyway.

So my question is; what's the verdict on regular guys wearing shoes with heels?

Wife?!? I didn't know you got married!

Congratulations!

Who's the lucky woman? When were y'all married?

I've worn these shoes the last couple years in various skits.

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Ottensen said:

XxAxX said:

wow. he rocks them better than i can

Not with his shorts always rising up between his thighs he don't . And he also needs to find proper restraint for his bubbies. Sorry, but the same rules that apply for women are going to apply for men---nobody gets a pass just because their shoes are cute and their handbags are the hotness If the inside of your hot pants can't lay level because they're suffocating between your thighs, and you have a tendency to wear sheer shirts without restraining your titty flaps folded over like Jamaican beef patties for the whole world to see, then sorry, I'm not recognizing your shoe game, cause I'm distracted.

That negro perspiring like he ran a damn marathon.

Ottensen said:

Not with his shorts always rising up between his thighs he don't . And he also needs to find proper restraint for his bubbies. Sorry, but the same rules that apply for women are going to apply for men---nobody gets a pass just because their shoes are cute and their handbags are the hotness If the inside of your hot pants can't lay level because they're suffocating between your thighs, and you have a tendency to wear sheer shirts without restraining your titty flaps folded over like Jamaican beef patties for the whole world to see, then sorry, I'm not recognizing your shoe game, cause I'm distracted.

chocolate1 said:

Ottensen said:

Not with his shorts always rising up between his thighs he don't . And he also needs to find proper restraint for his bubbies. Sorry, but the same rules that apply for women are going to apply for men---nobody gets a pass just because their shoes are cute and their handbags are the hotness If the inside of your hot pants can't lay level because they're suffocating between your thighs, and you have a tendency to wear sheer shirts without restraining your titty flaps folded over like Jamaican beef patties for the whole world to see, then sorry, I'm not recognizing your shoe game, cause I'm distracted.

I might just be spoiled because I was in Miami Beach during a time when you had some of the most fashionable cross-dressing boys ever... but they just ooooozed glam! Attention to detail was everything, and even if they weren't supermodel size and were on the portly side, they always dressed properly for their figure. I just figure that no matter if you're a guy or girl, you've got to keep it tight, and keep it right. No beef patty breasts in sheer blouses allowed !

I still love his shoes, though. His taste in accessories is usually awesome!

RodeoSchro said:

I've worn these shoes the last couple years in various skits.

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OMG the Starsky & Hutch Huggiebear shoes !

Ottensen said:

chocolate1 said:

I might just be spoiled because I was in Miami Beach during a time when you had some of the most fashionable cross-dressing boys ever... but they just ooooozed glam! Attention to detail was everything, and even if they weren't supermodel size and were on the portly side, they always dressed properly for their figure. I just figure that no matter if you're a guy or girl, you've got to keep it tight, and keep it right. No beef patty breasts in sheer blouses allowed !

I still love his shoes, though. His taste in accessories is usually awesome!

Well the reason those guys pulled it off over there was probably because they were able to for their androgynous looks like this guy for instance:

But Derek J still got too much testerone to pull of what he fails at pulling off. I don't care how good the heels are (and they are heels made for women lol), if the guy still looks like he could tear your arm off, he ain't got it.