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A Shoplifter Was Caught Red-Handed Trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you dont want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?" | |
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That was cute. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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