Reply #30 posted 08/11/12 12:21am
KidaDynamite |
KingBAD said:
i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back
shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck
but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were
fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say
"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..."
Hell to the nizzaw...... x a million surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #31 posted 08/11/12 9:11am
novabrkr |
ZombieKitten said:
novabrkr said:
Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.
Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?
You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting?
It's a structural thing only well-educated individuals can understand. |
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Reply #32 posted 08/11/12 12:48pm
violator |
Never done it. Never been with anyone who did. But I think I'd shit if it happened. |
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Reply #33 posted 08/11/12 3:40pm
ZombieKitten |
novabrkr said:
ZombieKitten said: novabrkr said:
Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.
Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?
You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting?
It's a structural thing only well-educated individuals can understand. Fart have structure? Or you mean your day has structure because you can let go of the accumulated excess flatus upon waking or you mean hierarchical structure where only the top level (where you are) understands the pure unadulterated joy of a good gaseous release and the awkward and undesirable discomfort one puts oneself through for the sake of early-relationship properness which ultimately makes dating not really worth it? I'm the mistake you wanna make |
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Reply #34 posted 08/13/12 3:02am
Tittypants |
violator said:
Never done it. Never been with anyone who did. But I think I'd shit if it happened.
Shitting would be far worse than passing gas imo. But hey, to each his own. |
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Reply #35 posted 08/13/12 3:22am
imago |
UGH.
I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.
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Reply #36 posted 08/13/12 3:32am
Tittypants |
imago said:
UGH.
I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.
UGH.
I can't believe you're going to be reposting this thread in six months. |
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Reply #37 posted 08/13/12 9:15am
PurpleJedi
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imago said:
UGH.
I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #38 posted 08/13/12 10:04am
kitbradley
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HUGE TURN OFF!!!!! I think I would have to stop everything! "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates |
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Reply #39 posted 08/14/12 9:41pm
Hudson |
kitbradley said:
HUGE TURN OFF!!!!! I think I would have to stop everything!
I know, I even have to stop eating food if someone farts. |
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Reply #40 posted 08/16/12 6:55am
kiasheri |
KingBAD said:
i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back
shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck
but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were
fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say
"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..."
I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! |
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Reply #41 posted 08/16/12 8:11am
Ottensen |
Gunsnhalen said:
Timmy84 said:
I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick.
Oh lord i'm not even going there
Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...
On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th
The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?
He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.
That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants
I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever
Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .
Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues |
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Reply #42 posted 08/16/12 2:38pm
KidaDynamite |
Ottensen said:
Gunsnhalen said:
Oh lord i'm not even going there
Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...
On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th
The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?
He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.
That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants
I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever
Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .
Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues
Word up!
If he can run to the bathroom to vomit, he could have shuffled his ass to the toilet to take a crap. His ass was just being nasty. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #43 posted 08/16/12 4:28pm
dJJ |
Well, I'd first need to have sex again.....
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. |
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Reply #44 posted 08/16/12 5:39pm
Tittypants |
dJJ said:
Well, I'd first need to have sex again.....
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Reply #45 posted 08/16/12 5:51pm
XxAxX |
Ottensen said:
Gunsnhalen said:
Oh lord i'm not even going there
Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...
On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th
The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?
He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.
That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants
I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever
Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .
Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues
oh my dear lord
i nominate Ottensen for Org Advice Columnist. |
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Reply #46 posted 08/16/12 10:27pm
kidmelody2012 |
i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards |
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Reply #47 posted 08/16/12 10:29pm
Tittypants |
kidmelody2012 said:
i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards
Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding? [Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm] |
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Reply #48 posted 08/16/12 10:40pm
kidmelody2012 |
Tittypants said:
kidmelody2012 said:
i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards
Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding?
[Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm]
naked of course......she was pretty |
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Reply #49 posted 08/16/12 10:47pm
Tittypants |
kidmelody2012 said:
Tittypants said:
Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding?
[Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm]
naked of course......she was pretty
So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead? |
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Reply #50 posted 08/16/12 11:41pm
kidmelody2012 |
Tittypants said:
kidmelody2012 said:
naked of course......she was pretty
So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead?
yes i did but she licked it off! |
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Reply #51 posted 08/16/12 11:49pm
Tittypants |
kidmelody2012 said:
Tittypants said:
So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead?
yes i did but she licked it off!
That's some nasty stuff right there |
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Reply #52 posted 08/17/12 1:54pm
SuperFurryAnim al |
i believe there is a gendre of porn related to farts. kind of disgusting. What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet? |
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Reply #53 posted 08/17/12 2:24pm
KidaDynamite |
^^They do. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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