dJJ said:

I have not had sex since the first week of this year!

Never been abstinent for so long.

I turned into a bitter, sexless, old woman.

Maybe in the fall I'll try my cougar skills.

No hot summer for me.

Long distance relationships suck .

Hell, it's been years. BUT, out of the blue, the other day I felt a 'twinge' of eroticism. But since I didn't have a suitable male partner, I just ignored it.

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I always figured it snowed in the mountains, but didn't realize that south got as cold. Always thought it stayed sorta temperate since your summers seem blistering.

Hot women, hot weather and all....

I miss Chillichocoholic all the sudden.

meteorological Aussie threadjack

Nah, our summers are very inconsistent. NYC summers for instance are hotter and seem to go on waaaaaaay longer than we have here in Melb. We have probably a month and a half where we can get pretty warm and maybe a day or 2 up to 100, but even so I wouldn't call it blistering.

Talking in fahrenheit.....

What a turncoat!

callimnate said:

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I thought it was always warm down under.

In the far north it is - where I live it's high 40s low 50s at this time of year - maybe mild, but not so warm. You know Australia is as big as the USA (-Alaska) and has just as much variety in the weather - where PRB lives it's snowing this week but ocean can probably still lie in her bikini by the pool.

Where does ocean live? Somewhere in northern Queensland?

But back to this thread. I've been working so much this summer, and it's been so incredibly hot, I haven't had the time or energy to meet anyone, let alone have dirty nasty sex with them. And frankly, most of the people around where I live are too dirty, nasty, or old to hook up with.

728huey said:

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I thought it was always warm down under.

In the far north it is - where I live it's high 40s low 50s at this time of year - maybe mild, but not so warm. You know Australia is as big as the USA (-Alaska) and has just as much variety in the weather - where PRB lives it's snowing this week but ocean can probably still lie in her bikini by the pool.

Can she post a picture of it?

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said: In the far north it is - where I live it's high 40s low 50s at this time of year - maybe mild, but not so warm. You know Australia is as big as the USA (-Alaska) and has just as much variety in the weather - where PRB lives it's snowing this week but ocean can probably still lie in her bikini by the pool.

Can she post a picture of it?

that would be appreciated

JoeTyler said:

I'm not going to acknowledge the existence of this thread.

PurpleJedi said:

I'm not going to acknowledge the existence of this thread.

same here. no further response from me. certainly nothing about the men's olympic diving event and how they all looked wearing only spandex. jumping off that board from their toes and knifing those sleek, well muscled bodies into the water that way.

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XxAxX said:

PurpleJedi said:

I'm not going to acknowledge the existence of this thread.

same here. no further response from me. certainly nothing about the men's olympic diving event and how they all looked wearing only spandex. jumping off that board from their toes and knifing those sleek, well muscled bodies into the water that way.

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those hot bodies made me realize that I'M FAR from a perfect 10 body, more like a 7,5...or maybe an 8

JoeTyler said:

XxAxX said:

same here. no further response from me. certainly nothing about the men's olympic diving event and how they all looked wearing only spandex. jumping off that board from their toes and knifing those sleek, well muscled bodies into the water that way.

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those hot bodies made me realize that I'M FAR from a perfect 10 body, more like a 7,5...or maybe an 8

Humour adds a point or two.

JoeTyler said:

XxAxX said:

same here. no further response from me. certainly nothing about the men's olympic diving event and how they all looked wearing only spandex. jumping off that board from their toes and knifing those sleek, well muscled bodies into the water that way.

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those hot bodies made me realize that I'M FAR from a perfect 10 body, more like a 7,5...or maybe an 8

Pictures please!

MacDaddy said:

JoeTyler said:

those hot bodies made me realize that I'M FAR from a perfect 10 body, more like a 7,5...or maybe an 8

Pictures please!

man, did you miss my picture sporting female black underwear? ask Andy

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ZombieKitten said:

JoeTyler said:

that would be appreciated

She said it isn't warm enough yet

well she needs to go to where it IS warm enough yet!

JoeTyler said:

XxAxX said:

same here. no further response from me. certainly nothing about the men's olympic diving event and how they all looked wearing only spandex. jumping off that board from their toes and knifing those sleek, well muscled bodies into the water that way.

[Edited 8/13/12 9:23am]

those hot bodies made me realize that I'M FAR from a perfect 10 body, more like a 7,5...or maybe an 8

Yes. And she doesn't want to hang around all the time. It's been a nice change, if completely unexpected.