This is rather odd! I was sitting here, listening to Tipico, and having a nice bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios...

So, I was sitting here singing along, "tipico caliente" etc, and I hear a loud hissing noise coming from my kitchen window, I look, and what do I see? Our very own IceNine sitting in my window, next to my cat!

I then watched as IceNine began to hump my cat. My poor kitty attempted several times to get away, and after each attempt, IceNine only held on tighter, with his fingers wrapped around my cats neck, and he humped my poor little kitty harder and faster!

It was then that I realized IceNine was raping my cat.

I tried to turn my head away and not watch the fully-exposed IceNine making sweet kitty-raping love to my poor cat, but I couldn't do it.

Should I try to stop this? No, I thought. I didn't want my hand in any of this!

IceNine continued to hump him. For only a second, he released his hand from my cat's neck, and he turned around, and clawed him, and made some vicious sounds.

They then sat and stared at one another, until just now, when my cat has exited the scene, and IceNine has chased after. I can hear IceNine running naked through my back yard shouting, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"


[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 18:05:18 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy]

good. 1 cat down, how many millions to go?

SexLovely said:

Your *insert male family member here.*

He also raped my doughnut when I wasnt looking...

REDFEATHERS said:

Bet U still ate it tho didnt cha?

Bet U gobbled it up double time?

REDFEATHERS said:

If you weren't looking, then how do you know he raped your doughnut?

shit...this is the first late night for me on the forums. Is this what i'm missing out on??

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Your on my grandad???

Fuck...how low can U stoop??

SexLovely said:

Dude, your grandpa is pretty fucking hot. You should look into fucking him too. And slip him a finger. He likes that.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I dunno, it was ok when I took it out the bag and put it on the table, but it looked like a rape victim doughnut when I saw it again...

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh, you mean like, the hole in the center was stretched, and it was a bit more glazed than before?

Has Ice raped Shane Battier yet?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

If he does, I'll give him a snipping.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Snipping?

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

He would not be IceNine. He would be EunichNine.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I dont wanna hear this...
(shovs face in blender)

I knew he was lying when he said he was going 2 the Bingo with all his lady friends.

Firstly...all his lady friends are dead.

Secondly...he cant walk cuz of his over-sized corns. 2 play Bingo U need to use your fingers and grandpas leprosy has killed that idea months ago and his Alzheimer's Disease has vegetablised his brains so that he cant tell the difference between his bed and the toilet...

Thirdly...There Isnt a Fucking Bingo!!!

Damn U Battier!!! Hope you're proud of what uve done.

REDFEATHERS said:[quote]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

fuck me...vivid imagination rules!!

your cat was obviously asking for it. i've seen the way your cat prances around, unclothed, with that come-hither look. any man would do the same.

AaronUnlimited said:

Oh god.

msserendipity said:[quote]

REDFEATHERS said:

dance dance

SexLovely said:

I am very proud. Despite his health problems...pop that man a viagra, and see what he can do!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Oh, I get it now!

I like to bang pussy, so what???

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

God, no!

I would like to think that I would have somewhat better taste if I was a homosexual.

IceNine said:

And cat anus.

AaronUnlimited said:

Thank you for your understanding!

She was ASKING FOR IT!!!