PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

I was called up to heaven for a quick chat with dad... we discussed various things and watched a couple of porno flicks... then I came back.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I have not snapped... many people will mock the son of god, but some will find salvation.

Which side are you on?

IceNine said:

So Ice, when's that church comin' out? I'll make sure I tell my daddy 2 bomb it!

IceNine said:

well i for one have got a stock of nails and a hammer

but instead of a wooden cross

which is so passe

how bout we crucify u on a satelite dish

CNN can cover the event

hell

we could make that shit pay per view
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stepinrazor said:

Good idea... I could go for that... could you just nail me up by the sleeves of my garment and miss the flesh?

IceNine said:

cool

that can be arranged

but u gotta grow a beard

u know them fundamentalists

and their liking for facial hair
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IceNine said:

MINE!

stepinrazor said:

Gotcha... can do!

Let's arrange this... I will be the first pseudo-crucified savior in thousands of years!

IceNine said:

imagine the profits

from the merchandising

little satelite dishes on gold plated chains

heck

the revenue from satelite dish bumper stickers,

should see us good, alone.

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Heathens..step!

So, the great Snorkles has been reborn
in the form of a Snowy Otter.

Truly he works in mysterious ways!

bluesbaby said:

u know

i try to be good

but it is more fun

being bad

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