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Guess bkw's weight! Using this picture I have of bkw, I thought it would be fun if we could all play a nice game of "guess bkw's weight."
It works much like those games you see where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar... The orger with the closest guess in poundage will win a lovely prize. 
Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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372 & 3 4ths! | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton. But you told me how much you liked them. 
Or maybe althom told me how much you liked them. 
He told me you "fancied" the fellow by the name of Darren Hulme. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: It works much like those games you see where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar...
How about beers in the stomach? I'll go for 38 pints! :p | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton. But you told me how much you liked them.
Or maybe althom told me how much you liked them.
He told me you "fancied" the fellow by the name of Darren Hulme. Althom
He fancies Darren Hulme because he's about 5 feet tall and looks like a little boy. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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RandomDuck said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: It works much like those games you see where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar...
How about beers in the stomach? I'll go for 38 pints! :p  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton. But you told me how much you liked them.
Or maybe althom told me how much you liked them.
He told me you "fancied" the fellow by the name of Darren Hulme. Althom
He fancies Darren Hulme because he's about 5 feet tall and looks like a little boy. You're right - this Brett Ratten fellow looks much more your type.  Personally, I'd go with Anthony Franchina. But I think with your little "problem" Brett Ratten might be righter for you...-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton. But you told me how much you liked them.
Or maybe althom told me how much you liked them.
He told me you "fancied" the fellow by the name of Darren Hulme. Althom
He fancies Darren Hulme because he's about 5 feet tall and looks like a little boy. You're right - this Brett Ratten fellow looks much more your type. Personally, I'd go with Anthony Franchina. But I think with your little "problem" Brett Ratten might be righter for you...What? The fact that he's almost blind? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton!
Alright, I can accept being compared to this fat guy but you cross the line when you suggest that I barrack for Carlton. But you told me how much you liked them.
Or maybe althom told me how much you liked them.
He told me you "fancied" the fellow by the name of Darren Hulme. Althom
He fancies Darren Hulme because he's about 5 feet tall and looks like a little boy. You're right - this Brett Ratten fellow looks much more your type. Personally, I'd go with Anthony Franchina. But I think with your little "problem" Brett Ratten might be righter for you...What? The fact that he's almost blind? I didn't know he was half blind. I was going more with the part he has big ears and a red nose, and probably could overlook your little weight problem... Maybe he likes 'em fat and proud, eh? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Using this picture I have of bkw, I thought it would be fun if we could all play a nice game of "guess bkw's weight."
It works much like those games you see where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar... The orger with the closest guess in poundage will win a lovely prize.
Here he is, chips in hand, watching his favorite football team - Carlton! I figure that he is about the same as the Carlton Football team put together. That would be about 800 pounds.  | |
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700 pounds
the rules didn't say you couldn't enter more than once. | |
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Ok! I'll try another guess. Mmmm...eeerrr...uuummm...1000 pounds.  | |
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althom said: Ok! I'll try another guess. Mmmm...eeerrr...uuummm...1000 pounds.
I'm afraid, I can't just go giving hints. But I would say you're getting closer. -------
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Ooooh, ooohhh! This is getting exciting. I'm getting close...uuummm...eeerrr...1500 pounds! | |
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OK...easy.
Find out how much a pint of Fosters weighs and then times it by 30... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:2aa958ae2e:6d6d92c088]OK...easy.
Find out how much a pint of Fosters weighs and then times it by 30... I don't think that works. He pees it all out at the end of the day. | |
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althom said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:2aa958ae2e:6d6d92c088:bf6fc0d7be:458f43a491]OK...easy.
Find out how much a pint of Fosters weighs and then times it by 30... I don't think that works. He pees it all out at the end of the day. :d  In one go??? Fuckin hell...
Next thread title..."Guess how many beer kegs U can fit in2 bkw's bladder when fully stretched out" Thats gotta be one we can do for charity... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 18:54:25 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: althom said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:2aa958ae2e:6d6d92c088:bf6fc0d7be:cb93a55480]OK...easy.
Find out how much a pint of Fosters weighs and then times it by 30... I don't think that works. He pees it all out at the end of the day. [color=blue:bf6fc0d7be:cb93a55480]:d In one go??? Fuckin hell...
Next thread title..."Guess how many beer kegs U can fit in2 bkw's bladder when fully stretched out" Thats gotta one we can do for charity... If everyone supplies me beer you wont have to guess. I'll do a real life study.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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SexLovely said: althom said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:2aa958ae2e:6d6d92c088:bf6fc0d7be:458f43a491:24dc373c7b]OK...easy.
Find out how much a pint of Fosters weighs and then times it by 30... I don't think that works. He pees it all out at the end of the day. [color=blue:458f43a491:24dc373c7b]:d In one go??? Fuckin hell...
Next thread title..."Guess how many beer kegs U can fit in2 bkw's bladder when fully stretched out" Thats gotta be one we can do for charity... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 18:54:25 PST 2003 by SexLovely] | |
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