I am babysitting a male dog and my little Chihuahua went into heat! NO!! She wasn't due! What are the odds?






General Information

Estrus ("heat") is the mating period of female animals. When estrus occurs, animals are said to be "in heat" or "in season." Dogs generally have their first estrous cycle at 6-12 months of age. Some females of the large breeds, however, may not have their first estrus until they are 12-24 months of age.

The complete cycle takes about 6 months, resulting in 2 estrous periods each year. Individual variation occurs, but a given female's pattern tends to be repeated regularly.

The estrous cycle can be divided into 4 stages:

1. Proestrus: This stage begins with the appearance of vaginal bleeding. It normally lasts from 4 to 9 days. Male dogs become very interested in the female; however, she will not yet mate with them.

2. Estrus: This is the stage in which the female will accept the male and conception can occur. The vaginal discharge is more yellowish than bloody. Ordinarily, the stage lasts for 4 to 13 days. Your female will stand still and hold her tail to the side when you touch her back or a male dog tries to mount.

3. and 4. Metestrus and anestrus: These 2 stages are periods of ovarian activity, but with no significant outward signs. False pregnancies frequently occur during metestrus.



She is in stage 1 . Keep your fingers crossed! She is 6 lbs the HE is 80 or so
I intended to breed her once with another full papered dog and keep her pup!



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[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 11:30:02 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh]

The odds are high that you will have little pups very soon ...you gotta keep them away from each other, dont leave them alone together, if you cant do that in your home, can a friend look after one of them...???


You could just turn your back, just once, and they could be at 'it' ... dont take that risk...

Time to buy some little doggy rubbers if you ask me.

doggie rubbbers


I was thinking morning after pills?

"Oh NO!!!" is fucking right. Duke just fucking lost. It was the biggest load of fucking bullshit I've ever seen in my life!

FUCK YOU CHRIS DUHON! FUCK YOU!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Sorry!


Hey, this reminds me of your cat incident.

And FUCK CHris Duhon

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Yeah, thats probably a better idea.


I mean, how you gonna slip a rubber onto a horny dog's dick!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

My cat has a long-term relationship with this other cat now. They always hang out together. My cat was in the window the other day, and I was giving it some food, and the other cat jumped up, and tried to fight with my cat, so I ran outside and chased it with a baseball bat. I wouldn't have hit it.

And I didn't mean what I said about Chris. I still love you Chris, even though you did the most fucking asinine shit I've ever seen in my fucking life just now!

I may never watch another god damn basketball game again!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Everyone has a bad day! I suggest you do not attend live games! ( or buy those long tube things) You may be tempted to run on the court and flog player's

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I wouldn't flog any, but I'd probably be kicked out for my mouth. Heh heh, about the time St. John's pulled within two, I had this fit right in the middle of the living room. I stomped around and yelled, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" My throat hurts a little now.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

TRUE STORY:

I was at a Laker game and some heckler over to the right of me was screaming crap at the bench. "Get his fuckin ass off the court" etc... Well Jack Nicholson was sitting on the bench with the players. He stood up and turned to the area of the voice.. ( Helped that about 6 7' ft men did so with him! ) I didnt have to listen to the jack ass anymore that game! GO JACK!! GO JACK!!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I wouldn't really do that. Bitch like that. I'd have a hell of a time.

I think my calling is in basketball coaching.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

( I wasnt comparing.. Just thought you would get a kick out of the story!)

Cool! I want tickets! I could see you with these giant men.. How tall are you? Im betting you could really tear there ass'es up!

YOU! Geeettt off my court!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I'm 5'8". I'd kick some asses. I think when Mike Krzyzewski leaves Duke, it'll be my time to rule the men's basketball program. When I'm done, they'll be saying, "Mike who? John Wooden who? Dean Smith?"

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'll be a water girl just so i can hang out!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I'll toss more chairs than Bob Knight.

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impaled i tells ya

impaled

po lil felicia

hmmm

on the plus side

she gonna have one easy pregnancy
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stepinrazor said:

Your not funny

Im praying that being day one as demo #1 shows... it should be safe!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

i'm praying that u don't turn your back

and find felicia attached to the end

of that other dog



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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Keep us informed. I love hearing about dogs and their vaginal discharges!!

vaginal edit
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:21:03 PST 2003 by mcmeekle]

stepinrazor said:

I refuse to even speak to you now!




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[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:20:11 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh]

mcmeekle said:

ROFL! Sorry about that!

Muse2noPharaoh said:[quote]

stepinrazor said:

I refuse to even speak to you now!





it ain't me fucking your lil puppy

trust u to have such

a wanton lil bitch anyways


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talk to me dammit

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