We want Janey 4 our leader
Janey is a gal of class!

I would like 2 own an org circus/ fair, we need some clowns ( scary bast'ads), we need some stalls, we need some1 to sell candyfloss, we need some loud bugger 2 shout alot to get peoples attention! We want elephants, buckets of glitter, lil cars with horns that sound like a kittens miaow.

We need a ghost ride, or a ghost town (ahhh)! I want people from far and wide to sign up...

We need a zoo, we need a ferrest wheel in the shape of and octopus, we need a rollercoaster for 8 year olds thats titchy in the hope some kids wat there parents to get on as well.

We want no standing on the grass signs...

We need under cooked meat to sell under the amptly titled "hot dogs"

We need drinks over priced!

And what kinda circus/fair would be without a lil old man that gurns for the house of horror!

roll up roll up, first to hit the coconut shy gets a plastic duck we need soem takers folks

We urgently need some staff

What job opportunity awaits u?

the choice is yours

I want to sell the sweet stuff!

Candied apples, cotton candy, and sno-cones.

Yes, that is what I would like to do.

I'm in charge of the Haunted House!

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i wanna be the strong man


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On second thought, I'll be a carny!

I'm in charge of the monkey exhibit.
Bad Pook! No food for you
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:39:08 PST 2003 by althom]

I will put my head in a lions mouth and then swing on the trapeze all night wearing 70's glitter tights that you can only find in Oxfam..

Then I will let go, spin around 5 times and pray to God that I get caught and also pray to God that my cheap circus bikini wax does not show too much to the audience, and my boobs dont pop out my skimpy rotten lycra outfit...I wanna wear cheap heavy old make up that smells like Grandmas knickers and have my hair all buffonty and lots of diamonds in it!