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PrintableTherapy said: Love it. I am a complete wanker and tosser.
Done it in a work loo b4 too. How sad!  Me too!  | |
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Do you enjoy playing with yourself? yes
Do you get turned on? I have to turn myself on by getting into the atmosphere (porn, thoughts of a lover etc...) Do you do it as a need, or release of tension? habbit, and release tension Or do you hate masturbating? not at all | |
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Heavenly said: Do you enjoy playing with yourself? yes I knew that
Do you get turned on? I have to turn myself on by getting into the atmosphere (porn, thoughts of a lover etc...) I knew that too!!!
Do you do it as a need, or release of tension? habbit, and release tension It had to be both!!
Or do you hate masturbating? not at all So predictable!!!  | |
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I have to get off at least 3 times a day otherwise I can't pay attention to anything. Sometimes its just more convenient to take matters into your own hands than to call a f*ck buddy up and wait for them to come over. Especially at 7:30 in the morning right before work. | |
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Tom said: I have to get off at least 3 times a day otherwise I can't pay attention to anything. Sometimes its just more convenient to take matters into your own hands than to call a f*ck buddy up and wait for them to come over. Especially at 7:30 in the morning right before work.
Masturbation is like coffee, I gotta have my caffeine in the morning to kick start the day! | |
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red hon...i gotta say you are a gem of a women. i'm not going into the discussion cos i won't...i just had to say ta for making me laugh my tits off tonight. 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH  | |
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Tom said: I have to get off at least 3 times a day otherwise I can't pay attention to anything. Sometimes its just more convenient to take matters into your own hands than to call a f*ck buddy up and wait for them to come over. Especially at 7:30 in the morning right before work.
Oh really??? So how much does this "fuck buddy" cost U then Tom? :d "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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msserendipity said: red hon...i gotta say you are a gem of a women. i'm not going into the discussion cos i won't...i just had to say ta for making me laugh my tits off tonight.
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and you were such a sweet girl when i met you 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here!
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here!  please!!!
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REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here! please!!!
yeah girly you stayin that box don't mess with me..i got...errmmm...skills 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here! please!!!
yeah girly you stayin that box don't mess with me..i got...errmmm...skills | |
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REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here! please!!!
yeah girly you stayin that box don't mess with me..i got...errmmm...skills doesn't suit you to be boxed...come on out and be controversial and dirty...we like you that way. (promise i won't tell anyone the story!)
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: REDFEATHERS said: msserendipity said: and you were such a sweet girl when i met you
Hey sammy I AM a sweet girl, and dont you forget it! Red hon...i stil got the fingernail story in my head from ages ago...hey maybe that story is relevant here! please!!!
yeah girly you stayin that box don't mess with me..i got...errmmm...skills doesn't suit you to be boxed...come on out and be controversial and dirty...we like you that way. (promise i won't tell anyone the story!) | |
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mcmeekle said: REDFEATHERS said: Who Enjoys Masturbating???
I don't enjoy it. It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Tom said: I have to get off at least 3 times a day otherwise I can't pay attention to anything. Sometimes its just more convenient to take matters into your own hands than to call a f*ck buddy up and wait for them to come over. Especially at 7:30 in the morning right before work.
Damn Tom! Do you actually get any work done. | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:0d7bb5341f:b3978dc45c]Interesting U mention about hating it cuz when I was at school and its a time of yr life when these sexual hormones take effect and make U dream of stuff that would make a nun's eyes water...
Well during my entire time at school if U were called a "wanker" or if U were known 2 "wank" U were seriously low...I mean U were bottom of the shit pile. U were laughed at...rideculed til every1 nearly died of dehydration cuz they crying with laughter 2 much. Basically it was made out 2 be a criminal activity 2 masturbate...and thats why I didnt. Not at all...yes I had the urges 2 play with Richard (my penis) but I didnt...not once...ever...during the whole time I was at school. Thats 11 long years...right up 2 the age of 16. I hadnt pumped the python once. Thats right...the first time I masturbated was after I had left School, aged over 16 and a half... Dont get me wrong tho...once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. Altho its a nice feeling...its not nearly as fun as it used 2 be and dont do it all that often anymore.  Was that a bit 2 much info?
once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. werent those the days chris? | |
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Christopher said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0d7bb5341f:b3978dc45c:0f8c4f3a1c:7fc6d19a92]Something about jerking off...
once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. werent those the days chris? They were my hairy-handed compadre...they were...
Wonderful days spent sifting thro the underwear drawer of my sister...trying to find ones that had already been used and put back by accident... Wonderful days spent polishing the pink warhead...wondering when that triumphant day of first sex would come... ... ...damn how those particular days turned in2 many months and then years for me.......now I just cant be bothered anymore....
those were the days...of our lives... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 21:56:03 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: Christopher said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0d7bb5341f:b3978dc45c:0f8c4f3a1c:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03]Something about jerking off...
once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. werent those the days chris?[color=blue:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03] They were my hairy-handed compadre...they were...
Wonderful days spent sifting thro the underwear drawer of my sister...trying to find ones that had already been used and put back by accident... Wonderful days spent polishing the pink warhead...wondering when that triumphant day of first sex would come... ... ...damn how those particular days turned in2 many months and then years for me......now I just cant be bothered anymore...
those were the days...of our lives... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 21:56:03 PST 2003 by SexLovely]  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Heavenly said: Do you enjoy playing with yourself? yes I knew that
Do you get turned on? I have to turn myself on by getting into the atmosphere (porn, thoughts of a lover etc...) I knew that too!!!
Do you do it as a need, or release of tension? habbit, and release tension It had to be both!!
Or do you hate masturbating? not at all So predictable!!! You know me in and out | |
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Christopher said:[quote] SexLovely said: Christopher said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0d7bb5341f:b3978dc45c:0f8c4f3a1c:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03:b0b7a1e1b1]Something about jerking off...
once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. werent those the days chris?[color=blue:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03:b0b7a1e1b1] They were my hairy-handed compadre...they were...
Wonderful days spent sifting thro the underwear drawer of my sister...trying to find ones that had already been used and put back by accident... Wonderful days spent polishing the pink warhead...wondering when that triumphant day of first sex would come... ... ...damn how those particular days turned in2 many months and then years for me......now I just cant be bothered anymore...
those were the days...of our lives... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 21:56:03 PST 2003 by SexLovely] What has red started! 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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msserendipity said:[quote] Christopher said: SexLovely said: Christopher said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0d7bb5341f:b3978dc45c:0f8c4f3a1c:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03:b0b7a1e1b1:91b488efdd]Something about jerking off...
once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. werent those the days chris?[color=blue:7fc6d19a92:a7f8b3aa03:b0b7a1e1b1:91b488efdd] They were my hairy-handed compadre...they were...
Wonderful days spent sifting thro the underwear drawer of my sister...trying to find ones that had already been used and put back by accident... Wonderful days spent polishing the pink warhead...wondering when that triumphant day of first sex would come... ... ...damn how those particular days turned in2 many months and then years for me......now I just cant be bothered anymore...
those were the days...of our lives... [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 21:56:03 PST 2003 by SexLovely] What has red started! Hey sammy masturbation is not a new fad y'know, it has been around for about twennie years or so, now I think...
Love the posts, thanx peeps keep it up! | |
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That's just disgusting! | |
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IstenSzek said:   Too funny! | |
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