Well my woman wakes me up this morning and asks, "Will you do the back for me?"

I smile and said "I did not think you were into that."

She said "You Wish! I mean will you clean up and mow my back yard? I will give you and extra special thank you." And she puts a finger up to her lips.

Well of cource I am quick to agree and I spend 3 hours cleaning and mowing the back yard. I go in take a shower while she inspects. When I am getting out she comes in says "It looks so much better..."

I smile and ask "So now that I am all clean ... how are you going to thank me? "

She pured and said "Oh how about you lay down and let me thank you with my mouth!"

So I was all like "cool." She lays me down and she kisses me a few times from my stomach up my chest to my neck to my mouth... as lookes me in the eyes and says "Thank you!"

And scampers off... shoot she did thank me... and she used her mouth.

All that hard work and that's all she does? That's some b.s.

Purred has two "r" s...

How long have you been together?