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Who Enjoys Masturbating??? Do you enjoy playing with yourself?
Do you get turned on? Do you do it as a need, or release of tension? Or do you hate masturbating? 
Had to edit cos this thread can be really misinterpreted.. Some ppl hate it and never would induldge in such an act, but I guess nearly all Prince Peeps out there do it. We do masturbate for different reasons and some we do for more reasons than others.... Ok, for example, you really do not get dressed up to look sexy for a hot night in with yourself,  and turn yourself on..
Sometimes you do get really turned on in the act, others to relieve tension - great for getting rid of headaches etc You may have a quickie before you get outta bed for work You may be obsessed with that you have to do it all the time no matter where you are
Lonliness - no sex life etc So have I made it a bit clearer now? 
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 10:08:25 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS] [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 10:10:03 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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red...you kill me girl LOL ... THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Who hates masturbating? If you hated it, you wouldn't do it!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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justkelley said: red...you kill me girl LOL ...
 These are actually VERY serious questions Kelley...I want peoples opinions... | |
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 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Masturbation is like the first pee you take in the morning. | |
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  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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who doesn't?! | |
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LaVisHh said: Masturbation is like the first pee you take in the morning.
roflmao JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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LaVisHh said: Masturbation is like the first pee you take in the morning.
What about the one after lunch, before you go to bed etc etc? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LaVisHh said: Masturbation is like the first pee you take in the morning.
What about the one after lunch, before you go to bed etc etc? It was a comparison, not the time or amount of times done.  | |
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Interesting U mention about hating it cuz when I was at school and its a time of yr life when these sexual hormones take effect and make U dream of stuff that would make a nun's eyes water...
Well during my entire time at school if U were called a "wanker" or if U were known 2 "wank" U were seriously low...I mean U were bottom of the shit pile. U were laughed at...rideculed til every1 nearly died of dehydration cuz they crying with laughter 2 much. Basically it was made out 2 be a criminal activity 2 masturbate...and thats why I didnt. Not at all...yes I had the urges 2 play with Richard (my penis) but I didnt...not once...ever...during the whole time I was at school. Thats 11 long years...right up 2 the age of 16. I hadnt pumped the python once. Thats right...the first time I masturbated was after I had left School, aged over 16 and a half... Dont get me wrong tho...once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. Altho its a nice feeling...its not nearly as fun as it used 2 be and dont do it all that often anymore.  Was that a bit 2 much info?[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:51:03 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:282cbab068:0f9aa8a4a2]Interesting U mention about hating it cuz when I was at school and its a time of yr life when these sexual hormones take effect and make U dream of stuff that would make a nun's eyes water...
Well during my entire time at school if U were called a "wanker" or if U were known 2 "wank" U were seriously low...I mean U were bottom of the shit pile. U were laughed at...rideculed til every1 nearly died of dehydration cuz they crying with laughter 2 much. Basically it was made out 2 be a criminal activity 2 masturbate...and thats why I didnt. Not at all...yes I had the urges 2 play with Richard (my penis) but I didnt...not once...ever...during the whole time I was at school. Thats 11 long years...right up 2 the age of 16. I hadnt pumped the python once. Thats right...the first time I masturbated was after I had leftchool, aged over 16 and a half... Dont get me wrong tho...once I was started I was bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers. Altho its a nice feeling...its not nearly as fun as it used 2 be and dont do it all that often anymore. [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:49:53 PST 2003 by SexLovely] _and_  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0f9aa8a4a2:c01f08456e]I didnt wank...blah blah blah...
_and_ Hey!!!  Fuck off!!!
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SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0f9aa8a4a2:c01f08456e:d45e7c03b6]I didnt wank...blah blah blah...
_and_ [color=blue:c01f08456e:d45e7c03b6]Hey!!! Fuck off!!!
Why fuck off? I was being nice?  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0f9aa8a4a2:c01f08456e:d45e7c03b6:6cc9692422:f3ec97f70c]I didnt wank...blah blah blah...
_and_ [color=blue::6cc9692422:f3ec97f70c]Hey!!! Fuck off!!!
Why fuck off? I was being nice? Were U? What laughing at me? Just cuz it took me 16 yrs to cum!!?? 
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:58:42 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:0f9aa8a4a2:c01f08456e:d45e7c03b6:6cc9692422:f3ec97f70c:9228a4de79]I didnt wank...blah blah blah...
_and_ [color=blue::6cc9692422:f3ec97f70c:9228a4de79]Hey!!! Fuck off!!!
Why fuck off? I was being nice? [color=blue:f3ec97f70c:9228a4de79]Were U? What laughing at me? Just cuz it took me 16 yrs to cum!!??
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 13:58:42 PST 2003 by SexLovely] It was the way you expressed it so beautifully: "pump the python" and "bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers". That was laughing and sad for the rest... but you still are sexy!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Who Enjoys Masturbating???
I don't enjoy it. It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: It was the way you expressed it so beautifully: "pump the python" and "bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers". That was laughing and sad for the rest... but you still are sexy!
Thanx darling...Im glad im sexy 2 sum1 like yrself. 
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 14:08:56 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: It was the way you expressed it so beautifully: "pump the python" and "bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers". That was laughing and sad for the rest... but you still are sexy!
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Thanx darling...Im glad im sexy 2 sum1 like yrself.
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 14:08:56 PST 2003 by SexLovely] You just ARE sexy!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: It was the way you expressed it so beautifully: "pump the python" and "bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers". That was laughing and sad for the rest... but you still are sexy!
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Thanx darling...Im glad im sexy 2 sum1 like yrself.
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 14:08:56 PST 2003 by SexLovely] You just ARE sexy!!! Oh c'mon...aint no1 as sexy as U RED. 
This thread has given me some material 2 use 4 tonight...ya no?
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I enjoy it. All I need is a good Duke basketball game or a Shane Battier article with photos.
Sad, eh? -------
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IstenSzek said: I love it! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I enjoy it. All I need is a good Duke basketball game or a Shane Battier article with photos.
Sad, eh? Not at all...all I need is a slight whiff of used nickers and Im white hot for a bit of sore salami slapping... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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I hope this is a rhetorical question | |
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SexLovely said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I enjoy it. All I need is a good Duke basketball game or a Shane Battier article with photos.
Sad, eh? [color=blue:5ec255425f:4f6eaf0b54]Not at all...all I need is a slight whiff of used nickers and Im white hot for a bit of sore salami slapping... -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: SexLovely said: REDFEATHERS said: It was the way you expressed it so beautifully: "pump the python" and "bashing it faster than a homeless Brazilian shoe shiner applying polish 2 his clients brand new pair of loafers". That was laughing and sad for the rest... but you still are sexy!
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Thanx darling...Im glad im sexy 2 sum1 like yrself.
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 14:08:56 PST 2003 by SexLovely] You just ARE sexy!!! [color=blue:2360c8fe3f:82b6bfd9e5] Oh c'mon...aint no1 as sexy as U RED.
This thread has given me some material 2 use 4 tonight...ya no?
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Years ago, I had a friend who told me a story 'bout when he was 9 his mum made him to the ironing and he had his first erection and ejaculation...he loved it so much that he pleaded to do the ironing when ever he could!
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DigitalLisa said: I hope this is a rhetorical question
Keep going with that quote! | |
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Love it. I am a complete wanker and tosser.
Done it in a work loo b4 too. How sad! | |
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