OK, I'm sure this will be making its rounds: http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...ks-1145798

Jonah Falco was detained at an airport for several harrowing minutes because

his penis was mistaken for a suspicious package.

Mr. Falcon, as many of you may already know, is the owner of the word's

biggest penis.

Now, I'm going to be honest--I think penises anywhere remotely in that

range of size are absolutely grotesque, so it baffles me that he would be

so proud of that thing.

It's sort of like ....well, you know we all want to have low hanging balls,

but if those fuckers are splapping up against your knees, then

that shit just ain't right. For me, it's the same with the penis.

His penis is longer than his forearm, and thicker too. He wears

the largest condoms you can commerically buy, and they only cover

half of it.

Now, obviously small penises are undeserable too, but a 13 1/2 incher

fatter than his meaty ass arm? shit, bitch....no!

.

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[Edited 7/21/12 7:36am]

I much rather stare at this photo....

http://www.artdes.monash....rmtxt.html

Robert Maplethorp's work is wonderful.

its a dick thread!

The metal plate in my head gives me the same kind of troubles.

paintedlady said:

its a dick thread!

Umm.....since when do men's wangs grow almost 5inches when they get a boner?

Or am I just being ignorant?

How long has it been since the last dick thread??

unbelievable

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^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary.

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KidaDynamite said:

^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary.

[Edited 7/18/12 23:15pm]

word!

That bitch looks like a potatoe shaped cockzilla wrapped in aluminum foil.

This one reminds me a LOT of Ocean

imago said:

KidaDynamite said:

^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary.

[Edited 7/18/12 23:15pm]

word!

That bitch looks like a potatoe shaped cockzilla wrapped in aluminum foil.

Unleash!

KidaDynamite said:

^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary.

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So is that face unfortunately.

Blech!

imago said:

OK, I'm sure this will be making its rounds: http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...ks-1145798

Jonah Falco was detained at an airport for several harrowing minutes because

his penis was mistaken for a suspicious package.

Mr. Falcon, as many of you may already know, is the owner of the word's

biggest penis.

Now, I'm going to be honest--I think penises anywhere remotely in that

range of size are absolutely grotesque, so it baffles me that he would be

so proud of that thing.

It's sort of like ....well, you know we all want to have low hanging balls,

but if those fuckers are splapping up against your knees, then

that shit just ain't right. For me, it's the same with the penis.

His penis is longer than his forearm, and thicker too. He wears

the largest condoms you can commerically buy, and they only cover

half of it.

Now, obviously small penises are undeserable too, but a 13 1/2 incher

fatter than his meaty ass arm? shit, bitch....no!

.

[Edited 7/19/12 2:47am]

we learn something new every day here at the ORG. this will come in handy

paintedlady said:

its a dick thread!

omg now that's just yummy

ZombieKitten said:

This one reminds me a LOT of Ocean

Are there any pics of him which aren't blurred?

KidaDynamite said:

^^Those pants are so wrong and unnecessary.

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The whole picture is wrong...he doesn't make it very attractive!

robertlove said:

ZombieKitten said:

This one reminds me a LOT of Ocean

Are there any pics of him which aren't blurred?

ZombieKitten said:

robertlove said:

Are there any pics of him which aren't blurred?

there was one I saw with google (safe search off) that may have been him but his face wasn't in it

http://www.penissizematte...falcon.htm

here's a link. see pix about 3/4 of the way down. if you have the nads to post it, well okay then.

So I gather his schlong doesn't qualify as carry-on luggage?

You can call me jealous!

Identity said:

So I gather his schlong doesn't qualify as carry-on luggage?

You can call me jealous!

Yeah, but I think most women would run from that thing.... and his creepy looking grin doesn't win any sexy points either.

free2bfreeda said:

Yeah we know...

Since this is a "Dick thread" there was an artist called Tom of Finland (1920- 1991) who was notorious for his explicit drawings of extremely well endowed gay men. Some of his drawings featured chiselled studs with monstrous appendages, in very explicit scenes. Some of the penises appear to be touching the nipples and are longer than the arms on some men..

There was also a porno star from the 70s called King Dong whose penis was so large you could tie it in a knot (Lokk him up on the net he will come up. Apparently his penis was so large that he passe dout as blood went into it and when erect was 23 inches (58 centimetres long).