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Reply #60 posted 07/19/12 7:27pm

Cow

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One of the better humans on this site.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #61 posted 07/19/12 7:31pm

PurpleJedi

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missfee said:

hmmm Now what can I say about the most nicest, the most intelligent, the most handsome, the most sexiest, the most suave, the most dreamiest, the most smoothest man on the org? kiss2 batting eyes

whofarted

Hey...hey now...stay focused.

This thread is about ME not Dex or whomever...

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Reply #62 posted 07/19/12 7:33pm

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missfee said:

LadyCasanova said:

He is super sexy, funny, smart, and compassionate. I mean, he is even sweet to his needy friend

Imago, which we all know is a full time job.

In short, I'd love to tie Purple Jedi to my bed and show him a good time wink

[Edited 7/19/12 15:03pm]

ohgoon Chile, he'll be too exhausted for your entertainment after I get through with him.

I told you already...I am NOT gonna detail your CAR. hmph!

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Reply #63 posted 07/19/12 7:39pm

PurpleJedi

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PANDURITO said:

absolut martini

Let me comment on this gif after I've had a few...

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Reply #64 posted 07/19/12 7:41pm

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sunflower7 said:

Can't wait to meet you on the 29th. Buy a your tkts lol

woot!

pc

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Reply #65 posted 07/19/12 7:43pm

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imago said:

AsherFierce said:

He aight... imago is better. razz

oh my god.

BEST.

APPRECIATION THREAD.

EVER.

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Reply #66 posted 07/19/12 8:59pm

babynoz

Yes siree...here's to Purps! Although he's been through a lot, he remains positive and good natured. A true Jedi, he is... yoda

C'mere you! hug

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #67 posted 07/19/12 9:04pm

babynoz

missfee said:

LadyCasanova said:

He is super sexy, funny, smart, and compassionate. I mean, he is even sweet to his needy friend

Imago, which we all know is a full time job.

In short, I'd love to tie Purple Jedi to my bed and show him a good time wink

[Edited 7/19/12 15:03pm]

ohgoon Chile, he'll be too exhausted for your entertainment after I get through with him.

Oooh! Purps gonna get the VIP member benefits... biggrin

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #68 posted 07/20/12 12:33am

SoulAlive

He's a great guy thumbs up! I'm happy to have him as a friend on Facebook,too.

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Reply #69 posted 07/20/12 2:45am

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sunflower7 said:

Can't wait to meet you on the 29th. Buy a your tkts lol

yeahthat

(We'll finally get to meet, sunflower! smile)


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #70 posted 07/20/12 4:42am

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PurpleJedi said:

missfee said:

hmmm Now what can I say about the most nicest, the most intelligent, the most handsome, the most sexiest, the most suave, the most dreamiest, the most smoothest man on the org? kiss2 batting eyes

whofarted

Hey...hey now...stay focused.

This thread is about ME not Dex or whomever...

evillol

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #71 posted 07/20/12 4:43am

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PurpleJedi said:

missfee said:

ohgoon Chile, he'll be too exhausted for your entertainment after I get through with him.

I told you already...I am NOT gonna detail your CAR. hmph!

fishslap

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #72 posted 07/20/12 4:45am

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If I wasn't married, and he didnt have young children, and if we weren't so far apart, and he didnt prefer latin beauties, and if it wasn't friday, we'd sooooooooooooooooooo get it on!!! batting eyes

He's just all around a great guy who would be any girl's catch!! hug And he is FUNNY!

~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #73 posted 07/20/12 8:28am

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LadyCasanova said:

He is super sexy, funny, smart, and compassionate. I mean, he is even sweet to his needy friend

Imago, which we all know is a full time job.

falloff

Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #74 posted 07/20/12 8:35am

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Lovely fella. nod

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Reply #75 posted 07/20/12 2:13pm

NDRU

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PANDURITO said:

what tha deuce? DEUCE!!!!

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Reply #76 posted 07/21/12 4:59am

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He's totally going to be there to meet up with me next time I'm in USA isn't he? hammer

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #77 posted 07/21/12 7:54am

luv4u

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moderator

Is eefffing cool

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #78 posted 07/21/12 7:59am

PurpleJedi

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ZombieKitten said:

He's totally going to be there to meet up with me next time I'm in USA isn't he? hammer

nod Absolutely!!!!

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Reply #79 posted 07/21/12 7:38pm

imago

tinaz said:

If I wasn't married, and he didnt have young children, and if we weren't so far apart, and he didnt prefer latin beauties, and if it wasn't friday, we'd sooooooooooooooooooo get it on!!! batting eyes

He's just all around a great guy who would be any girl's catch!! hug And he is FUNNY!

I'm going to try and respond to each of you as time permits, but I'd like to address a few of you first.

I think the fantacizing of "getting it on" with Purplejedi is something we are prone to do from time to time, but what does that really mean? Well, I have 7 specific fantacies, of which I'll share 1. The other 6 as time permits.

Well, for me, it would probably go something like this. I've prepared a scrumptious raw-vegan meal of vegan tacos, smashed cauliflower and spices, and chocolate vegan shake. I have the food prepared and on the table in a candle-lit dining room. He comes home from a long day at work, walks through the door with the light from the porch silouetting his shoulders, gives me a smirk, and says, "good evening dear, I've been thinking about your buttercup, allllllllll day.". He steps into the house, slips off his high heels, and closes the door.

We have a lovely dinner, and after he starts talking about the stresses of work that day, the travesty of the Akashic records being so elusive to the rest of mankind, and his favorite org threads that I've started (his version of foreplay), he looks at me and says, "um....I'm ging to take a quick shower."

That's my que to go start the fire in the living room, lay out the baby-seal skin rug, and wait for him to enter.

After what seems like an eternity, he walks in to the living room, completely naked except for a cape and utility belt and gives me a smirk. I know how this night will end--like every night. His body is a church in which the world worships. His lady entrance a warm safe place from the coldness outside. His soft, supple lips, like two slugs that slowly craw upon your skin. His manicured fingernales, like two weapons of ass destruction that carress and scrape at your nether regions stimulating you into orgasmic "eyuk eyuk" sounds. He speaks to you in Spanish in a low, soft, intense tone the entire time. And because you don't know Spanish, he could be talking about how disspapointed he is that Anne Curry was fired from the Today Show for all you know--but it sounds mad sexy. His pulsating pillar of passion like a python in the amazon looking for Ice Cube. You know...yes, YOU KNOW...that you're a puppet master tonight, and you've found the world's nicest, sexiest, most charming little butt puppet......life is good.

I won't tell you much more about my fantasy, because I really think we should keep it classy, but suffice it to say, I think from time to time such things cross our minds, no? And certainly, they should be shared.

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[Edited 7/21/12 19:44pm]

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Reply #80 posted 07/22/12 12:24am

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imago said:

tinaz said:

If I wasn't married, and he didnt have young children, and if we weren't so far apart, and he didnt prefer latin beauties, and if it wasn't friday, we'd sooooooooooooooooooo get it on!!! batting eyes

He's just all around a great guy who would be any girl's catch!! hug And he is FUNNY!

That's my que to go start the fire in the living room, lay out the baby-seal skin rug, and wait for him to enter.

[Edited 7/21/12 19:44pm]

falloff falloff

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Reply #81 posted 07/22/12 5:58am

JoeTyler

what's not to love about him??

he's a Prince fan, a SW fan (including the prequels), he keeps afloat the GD forum and he's knows how to purse despite being straight

hug

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Reply #82 posted 07/22/12 1:59pm

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PurpleJedi said:

My my my what BIG ...

papers you have !

~ Same as it ever was ...
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Reply #83 posted 07/22/12 7:28pm

imago

LadyCasanova said:

imago said:

That's my que to go start the fire in the living room, lay out the baby-seal skin rug, and wait for him to enter.

[Edited 7/21/12 19:44pm]

falloff falloff

I feel as if you mock me again. neutral

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Reply #84 posted 07/22/12 7:50pm

PurpleJedi

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imago said:

tinaz said:

If I wasn't married, and he didnt have young children, and if we weren't so far apart, and he didnt prefer latin beauties, and if it wasn't friday, we'd sooooooooooooooooooo get it on!!! batting eyes

He's just all around a great guy who would be any girl's catch!! hug And he is FUNNY!

I'm going to try and respond to each of you as time permits, but I'd like to address a few of you first.

I think the fantacizing of "getting it on" with Purplejedi is something we are prone to do from time to time, but what does that really mean? Well, I have 7 specific fantacies, of which I'll share 1. The other 6 as time permits.

Well, for me, it would probably go something like this. I've prepared a scrumptious raw-vegan meal of vegan tacos, smashed cauliflower and spices, and chocolate vegan shake. I have the food prepared and on the table in a candle-lit dining room. He comes home from a long day at work, walks through the door with the light from the porch silouetting his shoulders, gives me a smirk, and says, "good evening dear, I've been thinking about your buttercup, allllllllll day.". He steps into the house, slips off his high heels, and closes the door.

We have a lovely dinner, and after he starts talking about the stresses of work that day, the travesty of the Akashic records being so elusive to the rest of mankind, and his favorite org threads that I've started (his version of foreplay), he looks at me and says, "um....I'm ging to take a quick shower."

That's my que to go start the fire in the living room, lay out the baby-seal skin rug, and wait for him to enter.

After what seems like an eternity, he walks in to the living room, completely naked except for a cape and utility belt and gives me a smirk. I know how this night will end--like every night. His body is a church in which the world worships. His lady entrance a warm safe place from the coldness outside. His soft, supple lips, like two slugs that slowly craw upon your skin. His manicured fingernales, like two weapons of ass destruction that carress and scrape at your nether regions stimulating you into orgasmic "eyuk eyuk" sounds. He speaks to you in Spanish in a low, soft, intense tone the entire time. And because you don't know Spanish, he could be talking about how disspapointed he is that Anne Curry was fired from the Today Show for all you know--but it sounds mad sexy. His pulsating pillar of passion like a python in the amazon looking for Ice Cube. You know...yes, YOU KNOW...that you're a puppet master tonight, and you've found the world's nicest, sexiest, most charming little butt puppet......life is good.

I won't tell you much more about my fantasy, because I really think we should keep it classy, but suffice it to say, I think from time to time such things cross our minds, no? And certainly, they should be shared.

.

[Edited 7/21/12 19:44pm]

NEVER, in the history of life on this earth, has there been enough sea life in our oceans for me to properly fishslap you for that.

disbelief

How about a nice, tangy, beef-&-cheese burrito from a street vendor on the streets of Guadalajara-> fart question

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Reply #85 posted 07/22/12 7:51pm

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LadyCasanova said:

imago said:

That's my que to go start the fire in the living room, lay out the baby-seal skin rug, and wait for him to enter.

[Edited 7/21/12 19:44pm]

falloff falloff

[don't tell him but I seriously LOL'd @ that!!!]

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Reply #86 posted 07/22/12 7:52pm

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Mach said:

PurpleJedi said:

My my my what BIG ...

papers you have !

wink

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Reply #87 posted 07/22/12 8:53pm

sunflower7

chocolate1 said:



sunflower7 said:


Can't wait to meet you on the 29th. Buy a your tkts lol



yeahthat





(We'll finally get to meet, sunflower! smile)






I can't wait to meet u chocolate I've heard so much about u.
flower .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful."
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Reply #88 posted 07/22/12 11:07pm

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eek PURPLE WHO???

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #89 posted 07/23/12 11:10am

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PurpleJedi said:

Mach said:

My my my what BIG ...

papers you have !

wink

highfive

~ Same as it ever was ...
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