ROMANTIC LANGUAGES... WHUT ARE YOUR FAVORITE???

YES this is about FUCK TALK,

though i only have the ability to speak amerikkkan

it is the language i least want to hear while fuckin...

NOT MAKIN LOVE...FUCKIN because in english

FUCKIN is the best i can do. anything i hear during

sex is complete FUCKTALK and i can't help but loose

that ROMANIC FEELIN.

ITALIAN

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc.

FRENCH

JANPANESE

TUGALOG

these are (in that order) my top 5 that make the romance last.

though i do not speak these languages, i have a basic understanin

(except tugalog) of whut is bein said AND I LOVE IT!!!

HOWEVER, for some reason, the same words spoken in english

offends me on some level, it's almost discustin

WHUT LANGUAGES TO YOU LIKE TO FUCK IN MOST???

If I had 15 languages

I would only fuck in 1

KingBAD said:

ROMANTIC LANGUAGES... WHUT ARE YOUR FAVORITE???

YES this is about FUCK TALK,

though i only have the ability to speak amerikkkan

it is the language i least want to hear while fuckin...

NOT MAKIN LOVE...FUCKIN because in english

FUCKIN is the best i can do. anything i hear during

sex is complete FUCKTALK and i can't help but loose

that ROMANIC FEELIN.

ITALIAN

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc.

FRENCH

JANPANESE

TUGALOG

these are (in that order) my top 5 that make the romance last.

though i do not speak these languages, i have a basic understanin

(except tugalog) of whut is bein said AND I LOVE IT!!!

HOWEVER, for some reason, the same words spoken in english

offends me on some level, it's almost discustin

WHUT LANGUAGES TO YOU LIKE TO FUCK IN MOST???

I usually speak in tongues

KingBAD said:

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc.

French

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

(Southern) British English

kiasheri said:

KingBAD said:

ROMANTIC LANGUAGES... WHUT ARE YOUR FAVORITE???

YES this is about FUCK TALK,

though i only have the ability to speak amerikkkan

it is the language i least want to hear while fuckin...

NOT MAKIN LOVE...FUCKIN because in english

FUCKIN is the best i can do. anything i hear during

sex is complete FUCKTALK and i can't help but loose

that ROMANIC FEELIN.

ITALIAN

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc.

FRENCH

JANPANESE

TUGALOG

these are (in that order) my top 5 that make the romance last.

though i do not speak these languages, i have a basic understanin

(except tugalog) of whut is bein said AND I LOVE IT!!!

HOWEVER, for some reason, the same words spoken in english

offends me on some level, it's almost discustin

WHUT LANGUAGES TO YOU LIKE TO FUCK IN MOST???

Oooo,

then whut do you like to hear then???

THAI

Dave1992 said:

French

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

(Southern) British English

AsherFierce said:

Dave1992 said:

French

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

(Southern) British English

Yeah... I just really like dirty talk in Estuary English or something close to it. Makes me hot.

PANDURITO said:

KingBAD said:

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc.

Thank God you´re not Janpanese.

I speak three languages fluently so, depending on the person I´m having sex with, I speak or grunt in a trilingual manner.

I also like to hear those three languages I speak...though sometimes that really depends on the person and on how well she speaks one (or all three) of those languages.

I die over Australian English. Hit me with a thick Australian accent and watch a puddle form.

I am more about the accent than hearing anything in another language. If I don't know what you're saying

than its not as sexy for me.

I also like Dave's accent...just sayin

LadyCasanova said:

I die over Australian English. Hit me with a thick Australian accent and watch a puddle form.

I am more about the accent than hearing anything in another language. If I don't know what you're saying

than its not as sexy for me.

I also like Dave's accent...just sayin

Honey, you could talk to me in Klingon and it would still make me hot as hell.

LadyCasanova said:

I die over Australian English. Hit me with a thick Australian accent and watch a puddle form.

I've been told that mine "isn't that annoying kind of Australian accent"

Him: "Hey babe, I missed you.... I gotta full load."

Me: "I am in serious pain, been cramped up for two days and on the verge of tears the entire time."

Him: "I'll suck your titties... you will feel better once I start sucking your titties."

Me: "I am not in the mood, I am all stressed out, it's hot, I'm funky, I am bleeding all heavy, my ass hurts.... "

Him: "Stop it! I need you, and when I am NOT in the mood I still break you off some don't I?"

Me: "Pssh, you are ALWAYS in the mood, liar!"

Him: "I'll crank my dick to level 3 for cramp removal."

Me: 'laughing' "You are trip..."

Him: "C'mon, lets go to the room..."

Me: "OK...."

yeah, I felt better after wards.... the best "fuck language" is the truth.

PANDURITO said:

When I was 6 years old, I had lost my ability to speak.

This was really odd, because I started talking earlier than most children, and I was able to speak in 2 languages (Thai and English), and understood Chomorro, the common dialect of the people of the Mariana Islands (were I had spent much of my early childhood).

It's early morning: 8 AM to be exact, and we're already awake. It's summer. It's hot.

I sneak off with my friends through the wooded forest that lines the shore of Saipan near our neighborhood. It obscures the view of the beach as a matter of fact, because you must walk a half mile through the woods to get to the beach, known to the westerners who occupied Saipan as hidden Beach.

We're swimming, something all of us were forbidden to do without an adult, and my best friend Mika and I are only about 30 or 40 feet from shore--the water is shallow. I'm not sure what caused me to panick about the distance that was spreading between Mika and I but, I came to realize pretty quickly that we were drifting fast. I tried to yell to Mika who was much further out than me to hurry up and catch up to me (there was a reef just beyond us and the ocean crashed ferociously to the waves).

For some reason I was being pushed quickly to the left, while he was being pushed out. I tried desperately to call to him, but realized that my voice was gone! I mean, just completely vanished.

I had to have drifted about a mile to the east of our original location, but to a 6 year old, a mile feels like a hundred.

I was strong enough, or perhaps the current at the new location was weak enough, to allow me to make it to shore. My head was dizzie, I was vomitting, and my lungs felt like they were on fire.

But all I could do was panic because I couldn't scream--I couldn't say...anything! Luckily the location where I ended on the shore had another nieghborhood sperated by the forest, but the forest at this location was nothing more than an acre thick, sheilding the other nieghborhood.

I ran through the woods, cutting my feet on the limestone pathway towards the first house I could think of---Maria Mengle.

Maria was a kind and friendly woman, a mix of Thai and Chommoran, who had befriended my mother. My mother would often take me and my sister over to Mariah's house for lunch, and she would make us the most delicious bowl of soup.

I ran stumbling and gasping, and crying, and banged ferociously on her door. "Who is it?" a male voice called. But, I could not answer. By now, I was sure Mika had been eaten by the sharks, and a panic overcame me---a selfish panic, but at age 6, can I be blamed? I was certain that my father would beat me because I broke the rule about swimming and Mika drowned as a result, or worse yet, he was attacked by one of the many blue sharks in Saipan's waters.

I kept knocking, and finally after what seemed like hours, the door slowly opened and there stood Maria looking down at me. I tried to say her name...I tried to explain what was happenning. I gestured for her to call my mom...I was crying.

Behind her stood Mr. Mengle, a man I had only vaguely heard about, but had never actually ever seen. "Who the fuck is this?," he asked accusingly towards her. She turned around and said, "I'm not sure. But he looks beat up." I ran towards her to grab her, but something in her eyes told me to stay away...to not approach...and, so I didn't.

She said something I can't remember....Something to the affect of, "Go on little boy. You have the wrong home." and the door closed.

There have been times in my life I have felt abandoned, but nothing like this. Nothing so shocking. I was desperately trying to say her name again... "Mariah!!!!', but nothing came out of my mouth. Just air. I cried, and cried. I just remember feeling so panicked and lonely.

Then I heard yelling in the back of the house. I went back to look, and I could see inside the screened window---the houses in Saipand seldom had A/C, except in the master bedrooms, and this was obviously the living room. All rooms except the masters had open screen windows, so it was easy to hear other people's business. Mr. Mengle was still yelling at Mariah.

Years, later, I would fully understand that we only saw her for lunch, because she wasn't allowed to have friends. Therefore, my mother and we children would leave after lunch far earlier than 5 PM when Mr. Mengle would return from work. Never once had I suspected the nature of Mr. Mengle...not when Mariah would answer the door with bruised legs...not when she would call my mom and postpone a lunch date indefinately...not when she would sometimes have casts on her arms and cuts on her body....bruises on her soft, delicate face.

Mr. Mengle had his arms around her shoulders now, shaking her like I had never seen done before. She didn't make any noise...no crying...no yelling...nothing...she simply kept her head lowered and did not make eye contact with him....She was facing me, and his back was towards me during all of this.

Suddenly, her eyes lifted up and saw me standing outside the window. I'm not sure what thought was going through her mind, but somewhere in her, a fire was lit. She broke away from his clutch, and reached for the mop next too her, and without saying a word, she jammed it in his face. He fell over cursing, and she ran out the front door, and came over to me, and picked me up, and ran towards her car.

Within seconds Mr. Mengle had run out to stop her (and me) from getting in the car.

I wish I could tell you that she fought him off... I wish I could tell you that he had a change of heart.

I wish I could even tell you that she started the car before he could grab us.

What actually happenned was far more practicle. The neighbor happened to be a policeman, who minded his own business most of the time, but apparently he knew that Mariah was being beaten...all the neighbors knew...and today, he could finally take no more....He restrained Mr. Mengle and handcuffed him....

All the neighbors came out... All of them... And they all showed solidarity.

My voice returned mysteriously at the end of the day. Mika had actually swam to shore after I had reach Mariah's house. And, the evening started off just as quietly as the day started earlier.

I believe that God let me lose my voice so that Mariah could find her inner voice. none of this story is true of course. I made it all up. But the point is that we should be brave and find inspiration in all things. I love you guys, and wish you all the best.

ZombieKitten said:

LadyCasanova said:

I die over Australian English. Hit me with a thick Australian accent and watch a puddle form.

I've been told that mine "isn't that annoying kind of Australian accent"

WTH is an annoying Australian accent? Never heard of that before.

imago said:

I love you guys, and wish you all the best.

I didn't read that block because when I skipped to the last sentence and saw this ^^ I knew the entire

post was full of imago shit, which is worse than bullshit

I have an English fetish.

Somehow, I find English extremely sexy.

Haven't had sex for months now. I guess, I should go to the citycentre and fetch me some English tourist for the night.

Neeh. It's raining, I'm to lazy to leave the house.

I have developed this almost obsession over hearing English spoken with an Iranian accent.

TODAY MARKS THE 23rd MONTH THAT I HAVE NOT INDULGED MYSELF IN A SEX ACT...

i remember it like it was yesterday, i was a spry 54 year old fuckin the brains out of this

bitch YES I SAID BITCH!!! anyway i'm sincerely fuckin the taste out of her mouth and she

all "i love you sooo much, fuck me fuckmefuckme SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! GOD, FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!! OH SHIT I LOVE YOU!!!" and i stopped in mid stroke like "BITCH PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP, as a matter of fact GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

and i wouldn't even fuck her on my 55th B-DAY...

things could have been so much different had she been speakin AUSTRAILIAN ENGLISH even...

LadyCasanova said:

ZombieKitten said:

I've been told that mine "isn't that annoying kind of Australian accent"

WTH is an annoying Australian accent? Never heard of that before.

like someone from Queensland

I love dirty talk and IMO it is easier to do without sounding embarrassing when done in English and not in German. It kinda sounds more natural to me in English. English has more words to use that I like than German does. Of course if I'd ever be in a relationship again with somebody who speaks German I will have to talk German again during sex.

Serious said:

I love dirty talk and IMO it is easier to do without sounding embarrassing when done in English and not in German. It kinda sounds more natural to me in English. English has more words to use that I like than German does. Of course if I'd ever be in a relationship again with somebody who speaks German I will have to talk German again during sex.

german is a command language

KingBAD said:

ROMANTIC LANGUAGES... WHUT ARE YOUR FAVORITE???

YES this is about FUCK TALK,

though i only have the ability to speak amerikkkan

it is the language i least want to hear while fuckin...

NOT MAKIN LOVE...FUCKIN because in english

FUCKIN is the best i can do. anything i hear during

sex is complete FUCKTALK and i can't help but loose

that ROMANIC FEELIN.

ITALIAN

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc. (So you mean Spanish???)

FRENCH

JANPANESE (Japanese)

TUGALOG (I think he means Tagalog)

these are (in that order) my top 5 that make the romance last.

though i do not speak these languages, i have a basic understanin

(except tugalog) of whut is bein said AND I LOVE IT!!!

HOWEVER, for some reason, the same words spoken in english

offends me on some level, it's almost discustin

WHUT LANGUAGES TO YOU LIKE TO FUCK IN MOST???

Sorry bro, but this post just proves to me how uneducated you are. Riddled with spelling mistakes and childish and crude to the extreme, you must be a child yourself or have left school at Grade 10.

But answering your question, I like lovers with brains, its great to do it and have a meaningful conversation as well. Thats why my partner now is perfect, he's practical and intelligent. Socially aware and with his own opinion on most issues.

Seriously I am the worst usually in mispelling, but this doggerel makes me look good.

Adorecream said:

KingBAD said:

ROMANTIC LANGUAGES... WHUT ARE YOUR FAVORITE???

YES this is about FUCK TALK,

though i only have the ability to speak amerikkkan

it is the language i least want to hear while fuckin...

NOT MAKIN LOVE...FUCKIN because in english

FUCKIN is the best i can do. anything i hear during

sex is complete FUCKTALK and i can't help but loose

that ROMANIC FEELIN.

ITALIAN

LATIN BASED LANGUAGES puorto rican etc. (So you mean Spanish???)

FRENCH

JANPANESE (Japanese)

TUGALOG (I think he means Tagalog)

these are (in that order) my top 5 that make the romance last.

though i do not speak these languages, i have a basic understanin

(except tugalog) of whut is bein said AND I LOVE IT!!!

HOWEVER, for some reason, the same words spoken in english

offends me on some level, it's almost discustin

WHUT LANGUAGES TO YOU LIKE TO FUCK IN MOST???

Sorry bro, but this post just proves to me how uneducated you are. Riddled with spelling mistakes and childish and crude to the extreme, you must be a child yourself or have left school at Grade 10.

But answering your question, I like lovers with brains, its great to do it and have a meaningful conversation as well. Thats why my partner now is perfect, he's practical and intelligent. Socially aware and with his own opinion on most issues.

Seriously I am the worst usually in mispelling, but this doggerel makes me look good.

with a name that sounds like some jackoff solution you should love this thread.

i spell the way i do by choice, i don't find it nessisary to stay within minor constraints

esspeacially dealin with people like yo'self.. you sir/madame/whutthefuckever should not have

posted anything about me because now you have to accept my personal critisism of you choices in life.

you act like i would care about whut you think is enlightenin conversation, you on the org, all aguguements of someone with brains fails you there. if you take anything you read here as serious

you are truely a lost child.

BTW anyone that knows me knows i left school after my 8th grade graduation (1969) started school again last Jan. and right now (after a semester) carry a 2.866 GPA. im 56 and look better

than most folks wit money to pay to look this good. I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN ME and THOSE WHO ARE LIKE MINDED.

so after you converse wit whutever you with, REMEMBER, when they whisper in yo ear, if it's somethin LOVIN, they prolly got they eyes closed thinkin bout somebody else they said it to first

WHEN THEY REALLY MEANT IT!!!

P.S.

the only thing that could really make you look good is somthin that would make you somebody else!!!

twotypoedit

[Edited 7/20/12 11:46am]

KingBAD said:

Adorecream said:

Sorry bro, but this post just proves to me how uneducated you are. Riddled with spelling mistakes and childish and crude to the extreme, you must be a child yourself or have left school at Grade 10.

But answering your question, I like lovers with brains, its great to do it and have a meaningful conversation as well. Thats why my partner now is perfect, he's practical and intelligent. Socially aware and with his own opinion on most issues.

Seriously I am the worst usually in mispelling, but this doggerel makes me look good.

with a name that sounds like some jackoff solution you should love this thread.

I don't know how to add a video but THIS:

http://youtu.be/DKJsSPATDLY