imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

...would kind'a be weird for him to fly around with a super-boner, no?

At his very core, Superman is an alien, so there's no guarantee the anatomy is even the same.

We know that his nipples are the same as ours, but his penis is always shrouded in a certain

sense of mystery.

However, in Superman I from the previous franchise, he clearly has what looks like a normal

penis as a baby.

I would imagine being superman that he should at least have J0nah Falc0n's endowment

or more. Or at least it should be well established that his penis can do much more

damage to a vagina. Hell, this is 2012---his penis should be given opportunities to do

damage to buttholes too.

I do think that they're trying to hide something, because no matter what uniform

he wears, you never get to see a VPL (visible penis line). The superman in the first

motion picture arrived on Earth circumcised---this Superman may or may not have been.

Circumcision, vaginas, buttholes and erections in mid-air...these are things the org can

offer movie goers during the Summer blockbuster season--hollywood take note.

Audiences got their first look at Zack Snyder’s interpretation of Superman Saturday when Warner Bros. premiered the teaser trailers for Man of Steel.

Man of Steel is being released on June 14, 2013.

It is still very early to make a judgement, I'm trying to hold back until the movie is released, but... what is with the reptilian skinned costume? No red trunks? A weird looking "S"?

After the crap that was Superman Returns was dumped on us, I must say, my expectations are extremely low for this film. I saw Zod and Faora/Ursa in the Christopher Reeve films. They can make an awesome Superman movie without the typical things we've seen a million times before... Lex Luthor, Kryptonite... I guess Darkseid & Brainiac are too inltelligent for the general public to comprehend, so they are too afraid to use those villains.

The only hope? Pull the animated series team, Bruce Timm, Paul Dini...every animated show/movie they have created, is far superior than any real action movie, that has been released.

I'm more impressed with the Marvel movies and have very little hope for the future of DC characters on film.

TheBatman said:

After the crap that was Superman Returns was dumped on us, I must say, my expectations are extremely low for this film. I saw Zod and Faora/Ursa in the Christopher Reeve films. They can make an awesome Superman movie without the typical things we've seen a million times before... Lex Luthor, Kryptonite... I guess Darkseid & Brainiac are too inltelligent for the general public to comprehend, so they are too afraid to use those villains.

Co-sign

Identity said:

Audiences got their first look at Zack Snyder’s interpretation of Superman Saturday when Warner Bros. premiered the teaser trailers for Man of Steel.

Man of Steel is being released on June 14, 2013.

I don't understand why they keep telling the same stories with these movies...we know how Superman, Batman, Spiderman etc. became who they are.

It's the reason i didn't go to the new Spidey movie. Just present them how they are now and make an original story.

NDRU said:

Graycap23 said:

Time 4 a brother 2 play Superman.

That idea is "INTACT!!"

Y'all gonna get KCOOL all moist inside!

The same reasons I don't like Spiderman are the reasons I don't like

Superman and dig Batman instead:

Spider/Superman have this noble restraint and they cannot beat their

opponent the fuck up. Therefore, they are constantly getting they ass

whupped and pulling punches.

Batman, yeah, he won't kill you, but he'll take yo' ass to the brink.

Those other two are wussies. Superman could be the baddest dude

on the block but he's too noble for me. Batman is dark and twisted

and has to work hard at not becoming a psychopath.

Identity said:

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Hell, even that Sup picture screams out:

I'm kind; I'm noble; I will not beat your ass up until the point you will never

act like a fool again; I will beat you up and then take you to the hospital; I

may even visit you there.

Now, check this out:

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I will stomp a mudhole in your ass; I'm coming at you with razor blades and

lemon juice; Do you see how mentally disturbed I am?; I'ma beat you down

and not take you to the hospital.

morningsong said:

Where does Superman change clothes these days? Phone booths are out.

The New 52 Superman has a costume of Kryptonian armor which forms around him.

Identity said:

The New 52 Superman has a costume of Kryptonian armor which forms around him.

Wow!

That has got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard. Guess they're not gonna be happy until they ruin the character completely!

Glad I stopped reading the comics.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

...would kind'a be weird for him to fly around with a super-boner, no?

At his very core, Superman is an alien, so there's no guarantee the anatomy is even the same.

We know that his nipples are the same as ours, but his penis is always shrouded in a certain

sense of mystery.

However, in Superman I from the previous franchise, he clearly has what looks like a normal

penis as a baby.

I would imagine being superman that he should at least have J0nah Falc0n's endowment

or more. Or at least it should be well established that his penis can do much more

damage to a vagina. Hell, this is 2012---his penis should be given opportunities to do

damage to buttholes too.

I do think that they're trying to hide something, because no matter what uniform

he wears, you never get to see a VPL (visible penis line). The superman in the first

motion picture arrived on Earth circumcised---this Superman may or may not have been.

Circumcision, vaginas, buttholes and erections in mid-air...these are things the org can

offer movie goers during the Summer blockbuster season--hollywood take note.

A true Org post.

Identity said:

Audiences got their first look at Zack Snyder’s interpretation of Superman Saturday when Warner Bros. premiered the teaser trailers for Man of Steel.

Man of Steel is being released on June 14, 2013.

So it's the son of Krypton that we have to blame for chem-trails!?!?!?

(Come on...am I the only one wondering why a flying person would leave a trail of exhaust in his wake???)

How the hell does superman shave? Trim his pubs? keep his balls clean?

lawd.

imago said:

How the hell does superman shave? Trim his pubs? keep his balls clean?

lawd.

I 'Lois and Clark' he uses his own heat vision reflected in a mirror for his face...

duccichucka said:

Identity said:

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Hell, even that Sup picture screams out:

I'm kind; I'm noble; I will not beat your ass up until the point you will never

act like a fool again; I will beat you up and then take you to the hospital; I

may even visit you there.

Now, check this out:

[img:$uid]http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the-dark-knight-rises-christian-bale-poster11.jpg[/img:$uid]

I will stomp a mudhole in your ass; I'm coming at you with razor blades and

lemon juice; Do you see how mentally disturbed I am?; I'ma beat you down

and not take you to the hospital.

For real. Batman is on some old gangsta shit. Fuck yo' woondz, nukka.

imago said:

How the hell does superman shave? Trim his pubs? keep his balls clean?

lawd.

PLUS...let's say he's at the Daily Planet having lunch with Lois and Jimmy...suddenly the chili cheese burritos from dinner the night before kick in and he can't keep from letting one rip.

Wouldn't his super-fart blow a hole through the building???

imago said:

How the hell does superman shave? Trim his pubs? keep his balls clean?

lawd.

Clark Kent, Superman, Lois Lane are all boring.

And as far as Superman's powers and abilites, a lot of them are just silly. He's from another galaxy. So I can see dense molecular structure, ability to fly, and super strength. Everything else like X-ray vision, super sight and hearing, heat vision, sub-zero breath, etc. are just silly.

Fury said:

Graycap23 said:

Time 4 a brother 2 play Superman.

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Already done:

oh! so they showed a longer trailer at a comic con and someone used a phone to record it. It is bad quality as it was shown on 3 small screens and it is not zoomed in at all. But it is still pretty cool. That may be my first movie i see in theaters next year!