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[Edited 7/9/12 12:46pm]

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		Black.
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		Still a virgin.
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		Never.
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		No.
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		Chocolate temptation.
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		Girl get your own damn food.
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
		Myself.
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
		N/A
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		The same I do after.
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		Oh lol
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		$30000000000
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		Yesterday.
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		It's been too long...
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		Myself.
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)	Each other.
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)	All the time.
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		aardvark15
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		I'm not a donkey.
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		Never.
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		Almost drowning in it.

Going to the lake with my family as a kid. I still go at least once every summer.

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		White as snow
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		Now
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		Never
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		Put a bag on your head and get a condom and let's go!
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		No
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		"Okay baby"
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
		No one
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
		I don't do that shit man
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		A dead man
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		Note 2 Self: Get Milk
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		As little as possible
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		The last time Liza Minnelli did
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		An idea for a zombie movie
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		Sunscreen
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)	Today
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		I don't understand the question so I'm going with Smoothcriminal's answer
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		I call the cops cause interspecies sex is illegal
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		I just listen to trance music and prevent myself from thinking about crashes
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		When an eagle was carrying a snake and dropped the snake in my pool while I was in it

[Edited 7/9/12 14:49pm]

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		both pink
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		18-20 29-30
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		probably school
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		of course sir
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		what's the hoo hoo? if you mean willy then no
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		to eat it
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
		simon weston
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
		a frozen sausage
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		shit
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		"Meadowhell Wednesday evening?"
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		£15 for my last one which was my first paid cut for over 20 years
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		2 years ago
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		last night I dreamt a child murderer was in his house and 'we' all set it on fire to watch him burn to death, he just sat there in his armchair for ages not moving as the flames lapped round him them he got up and dived through the window we were watching him through and started strangling the person I was stood next to... i woke up with a bit of a start at this point
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		shades
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)	prince.org, or as she calls it: homo.org
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)	Sunday
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		I can only guess
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		I let the other donkey finish then it's over
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		on take off and landing
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		some aqua park in ibiza/majorca - i was playing Madonna's True Blue album on my aunty's walkman inbetween tackling the mega slide of death... 'a copper, howdya like that boys?'

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		same. sadly pale
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		ten o'clock
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		i like to think outside the cockblock
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		wait here, i'll be right back...
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		hey you
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		27
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
		madonna, before she was born three lifetimes ago, mixed in with a touch of harper lee
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
		his name was fargo, but i called him go
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		same way i looked at 7:57 am
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		.
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		i'd pay double long as charlie wears his glasses this time
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		probably after dark
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		future flash
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		blow-up shark floatie
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)	shearing sheep. i think i'd like that. but he'd hate it. for me it would be a triumph over unruly nature, and the sense that I was actually releasing those marvelous creatures from their overgrown cage of woolly fur. imagine how prickly it must be for them in there, poor things. but, i'd imagine my significant other would quickly tire of the experience. shearing sheep can be tedious, in a way, and the sheep do tend to squirm and nip a bit i've heard.
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		anyone, if you poke them right
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		when the wind blows, down will come cradle, baby and all
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		picking up shells from tide pools

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		Not as tanned?
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		My thirties.
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		Never happened, as far as I can recall.
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		Depends on how much they're offering.
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		"Captain Fifteen-Inches".
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		"Back off, bitch!"
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		Pretty much the same as after 8.
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		" Yes, you're working tomorrow."
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		$50?
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		Last night. Had sex with each other? N/A.
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		Last night, I dreamt that I met Chris Isaak on the street and a renegade "therapist" somewhere else.
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		Sunscreen.
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)	Nothing. One of the benefits of being your own significant other!
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)	Today.
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		POOK.
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		I call that donkey bitch out!
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		Rarely.
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		Swimming with my dad.

Some of us answered this DAYS ago.

[Edited 7/11/12 6:16am]

Ace said:

POOK said:

SQUEAK!

POOK!

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees? Pretty much the same ~ maybe a shade lighter (sets mirror down )
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex? I dont have sex while on my period
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you? Age 20 and I THANK her to this day !
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		NO thanx !
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo? ~laughs ! No !
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		Go for it !
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)? Adam Sandler
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay? Ice ~ is what I will admit to here !
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM? Betty Crocker or at least a cookbook !
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody? I want you to want me ...
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut? Just a cut ~ runs less than 20$ here ! so yeah ...
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other? I don't think about them at all and well...ewww
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently? OMG this dude came into my dreamtime space and well got in bed with me...it was CREEPY and exciting all in one !
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you? Cooler filled with Ice ( i'm a cruncher ! )
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing? Can't think of one
	)
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate. Last night !
	)
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice? You ... or maybe mdiver ~ yeah ... mdiver !
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it? ORGY !!
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing? I don't
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child? I grew up with a backyard pool ... sneaking out as a kid ~ stripping outta the jammies and climbing the plum tree to eat a few juicy plums under the stars then sliping silently into the pool to swim like a mermaid

imago said:

20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?

Cloudbuster said:

imago said:

20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees?
		My knees are a bit darker these days than my buttcheeks
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex?
		Probably 2008 and into the early part of 2009. My girlfriend and I called it quits for good, and I felt like I needed to prove something to myself.
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you?
		I had a friend who was....rediculously good looking. Yeah, I got cockblocked a few times.
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say?
		I would do it if he paid off all my loans, and bought my house for twice it's value.
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo?
		no
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her?
		I would let her have it.
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)?
		I'm fascinated by Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson (spelling?)
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay?
		A mother Theresa neck-tie
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM?
		A princess.
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody?
		Thanks. I couldn't figure out how to hangup on a call. Stupid Android.
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut?
		I've spent about $130 bucks (but that included colour)
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other?
		About 10 years ago maybe.
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently?
		I don't remember them anymore.
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you?
		sunscreen.
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing?
	)	Working...like with a real job for money.
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate.
	)	When one of my students (who is a lady boy) gave a presentation, and she forgot to soften her voice before starting. She a regular male voice came out. I fought so hard not to laugh. so so so hard.
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice?
		graycap23, but only after the aliens land. I keed. I keed.
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it?
		Enjoy the sex.
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing?
		At least 2 or 3 times.
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?
		Clear Water Beach, Florida.... Pizza, whtie sand, sunburns, and fun with my cousins. I loved it so much.

Cloudbuster said:

imago said:

20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child?

imago said:

1	)	What color are your buttcheecks in comparison to your knees? white as snow
2	)	What period or time in your life did you have the most sex? still waiting
3	)	When did you get cockblocked the worst by someone close to you? once would have been handy
4	)	An extremely old rich (I mean Warren Buffet Rich) asks if he can pay you for sex. What do you say? we already did it Mr 4getful now pay up
5	)	Do you have a name for your hoo hoo? no
6	)	You're hungry but your loved one wants the last morsel of chicken (or something tastey) at the buffett, even though he/she has already had a piece and you didn't. What do you tell him/her? its mine u fat bastid
7	)	Who do you look like the most (a famous person)? she is not famous as yet so i dont know her name
8	)	What's the strangest thing you've used in sex or foreplay? my imagination
9	)	What do you normally look like before 8 AM? a female version of u without the growth
10	)	What's the last thing you texted somebody? wow u r fast
11	)	How much would you spend on a haircut? $0 - i am trying to grow my hair
12	)	When do you think is the last time Michelle Bachman and her husband slept with each other? who?
13	)	What's the strangest dream you've had recently? i dreamt that there was a big pair of black un polished mens shoes under my bed - that was last night
14	)	You're planning a trip to the beach. What one thing must you absolutely have with you? my bathers
15		What is the one thing your significant other hates to do that you enjoy doing? my so does not exist
	)
16		When is the last time you laughed inapropriately or at something inapropriate. 2 many 2 list - its one of the quirky things i always do
	)
17		Which orger would be most capable of pulling off a high pitched jovial squeel laced with malice? Jedi - but under special circumstances, like when u finally get him in bed
18	)	Let's say you're a donkey, and you're having sex with another donkey. But then the other donkey tells you that he/she wants to start seeing other donkeys. You of course, appreciate the honesty but you also know that the other donkey is already having sex with other donkeys, a mule, and some chickens. Do you tell the donkey that you already know, or just let it slide and enjoy the stellar sex while you can get it? i would also mention the sheep thing i saw
19	)	When you are on an airplane, how often do you think about the plane crashing? never i always look around and see who i can have plane sex with
20	)	What is your favorite experience with water as a child? we had a lill outside dunny and on a few occasions when my sis went in there to do her biz i stuck the hose (full blast) under the wooden door

[Edited 8/25/12 20:26pm]

RodeoSchro said:

Some of us answered this DAYS ago.

I answered it back in 2011.
Sometime during April.