since DICE's albums crack me up & make my tummy hurt with laughter...
i thought i'd paste a heap of his DirtyNurseryRhymes
(i could have edited these,but for effect i left the naughty words in & put the disclaimer)

ENJOY!

• Hickory dickory dock Some chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo I kicked the bitch down the block.
  
  
• Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Then you'll suck my dick
  
  
• Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye While her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut
  
  
• Mary had a little lamb She kept in her back yard When she took her panties off His wooly dick got hard
  
  
• Old mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a bone She bent over Rover took over And she got a bone of her own
  
  
• Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, the guy that fucked her ass
  
  
• Betty and Jack, up a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First cums Betty, then cums Jack Then cums the goo out of Betty's crack
  
  
• Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice
  
  
• Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' Hoer.
  
  
• Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy
  
  
• Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored those flabby tits And licked her asshole clean
  
  
• Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore I ain't your pop
  
  
• Little jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony And wiped his mouth on his tie
  
  
• Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girlfriend's twat
  
  
• Patty cake, patty cake Baker's man If your chick's on her period Fuck her in the can
  
  
• Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick
  
  
• There was an old lady Lived in a shoe She had so many kids Her uterus fell out
  
  
• Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon That's more than my lazy wife does That fat, fuckin' smelly babboon
  
  
• Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe Suck my dick and swallow slow
  
  
• Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
  
  
• Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her Jill said "no", Jack said "so, I'll ram it in your dumper!"
  
  
• Old mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack The cupboard was bare She didn't despair She let Rover munch on her crack
  
  
• Peter Peter pumkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene
  
  
• Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock
  
  
• Roses are red Violets are blue I fucked your mother's ass And she had you
  

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[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 4:41:45 PST 2003 by Joshy84au]