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Thread started 07/03/12 3:48pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Actors that can't kiss on screen

#1 Prince- Yes, yes, he's a musician not an actor, but the kissing in Purple Rain...not bueno.

He's been the long standing lead for me in this catagory, but I now have a new second. Her kissing is so un-hot that it's actually detracting from my very favorite show.

#2 Anna Pacquin- For an Oscar winning actress, she has as much chemistry as a soggy piece of toast.

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Reply #1 posted 07/03/12 4:31pm

HuMpThAnG

Jennifer Aniston

cute, but can't kiss confused

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Reply #2 posted 07/03/12 4:35pm

Timmy84

Yeah Prince look like he was devouring a hot dog (like he was his own tongue in the claymation version of himself on Genesis' "Land of Confusion" video) when he was kissing Apollonia. Her tits saved that scene when he "devoured" her. lol

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Reply #3 posted 07/03/12 4:38pm

Genesia

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Timmy84 said:

Yeah Prince look like he was devouring a hot dog (like he was his own tongue in the claymation version of himself on Genesis' "Land of Confusion" video) when he was kissing Apollonia. Her tits saved that scene when he "devoured" her. lol

Every time I hear him say, "I'm a good kisser, too" on Girl, I think, "Really? hmm "

lol

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Reply #4 posted 07/03/12 4:39pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Genesia said:

Timmy84 said:

Yeah Prince look like he was devouring a hot dog (like he was his own tongue in the claymation version of himself on Genesis' "Land of Confusion" video) when he was kissing Apollonia. Her tits saved that scene when he "devoured" her. lol

Every time I hear him say, "I'm a good kisser, too" on Girl, I think, "Really? hmm "

lol

lol Right!

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Reply #5 posted 07/03/12 4:40pm

Nothinbutjoy

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HuMpThAnG said:

Jennifer Aniston

cute, but can't kiss confused

I don't really watch the Aniston, so I'll take your word for it! lol

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Reply #6 posted 07/03/12 4:45pm

Genesia

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Nothinbutjoy said:

Genesia said:

Every time I hear him say, "I'm a good kisser, too" on Girl, I think, "Really? hmm "

lol

lol Right!

To be fair, though, it is really hard to get a kiss to look right. I have to do two onstage kisses in the play I just started rehearsing - and it's freaking me out because I know they never look good. disbelief

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Reply #7 posted 07/03/12 4:46pm

Timmy84

Genesia said:

Timmy84 said:

Yeah Prince look like he was devouring a hot dog (like he was his own tongue in the claymation version of himself on Genesis' "Land of Confusion" video) when he was kissing Apollonia. Her tits saved that scene when he "devoured" her. lol

Every time I hear him say, "I'm a good kisser, too" on Girl, I think, "Really? hmm "

lol

lol

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Reply #8 posted 07/03/12 5:02pm

NDRU

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Yes, and not just with Apollonia, either, Kristin Scott Thomas looks like she might drown, as well

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Reply #9 posted 07/03/12 5:04pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Genesia said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

lol Right!

To be fair, though, it is really hard to get a kiss to look right. I have to do two onstage kisses in the play I just started rehearsing - and it's freaking me out because I know they never look good. disbelief

I bet they look better than you think nod

It has to be tough though.

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Reply #10 posted 07/03/12 5:45pm

Neophyte

Will Smith; he always looks really uncomfortable.

"I know that living with u baby, was sometimes hard...but I'm willing 2 give it another try.
Cause nothing compares....nothing compares 2 u!"
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Reply #11 posted 07/03/12 6:29pm

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Kelly McGilis... omg that scene in Top Gun she might as well be on those ''bath salts'' She nearly ate Tom Cruise face when they kissed eek

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Reply #12 posted 07/03/12 6:44pm

paintedlady

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Reply #13 posted 07/03/12 8:01pm

Nothinbutjoy

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^^^^^

Bwahahahahahaha!! falloff

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Reply #14 posted 07/03/12 8:02pm

vainandy

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Nothinbutjoy said:

#1 Prince- Yes, yes, he's a musician not an actor, but the kissing in Purple Rain...not bueno.

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #15 posted 07/03/12 8:03pm

RodeoSchro

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Will Smith; he always looks really uncomfortable.

What are you implying?!?!?

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Reply #16 posted 07/03/12 8:13pm

lazycrockett

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Jodi Foster.

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #17 posted 07/03/12 8:18pm

Nothinbutjoy

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vainandy said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

#1 Prince- Yes, yes, he's a musician not an actor, but the kissing in Purple Rain...not bueno.

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

giggle

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Reply #18 posted 07/03/12 8:44pm

NDRU

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vainandy said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

#1 Prince- Yes, yes, he's a musician not an actor, but the kissing in Purple Rain...not bueno.

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

So it's like the kissing version of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch?

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Reply #19 posted 07/03/12 9:28pm

HuMpThAnG

vainandy said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

#1 Prince- Yes, yes, he's a musician not an actor, but the kissing in Purple Rain...not bueno.

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

ooohh..that's cold lol

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Reply #20 posted 07/03/12 9:38pm

vainandy

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NDRU said:

vainandy said:

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

So it's like the kissing version of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch?

:confused:

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #21 posted 07/03/12 9:40pm

vainandy

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HuMpThAnG said:

vainandy said:

That's because he was kissing a woman which was totally unnatural for him. lol

ooohh..that's cold lol

Hey, at least it looked more natural than Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie. lol

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Reply #22 posted 07/03/12 9:57pm

HuMpThAnG

lol

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Reply #23 posted 07/03/12 10:24pm

Timmy84

vainandy said:

HuMpThAnG said:

ooohh..that's cold lol

Hey, at least it looked more natural than Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie. lol

Dude I can't with you today. lol ohgoon

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Reply #24 posted 07/03/12 10:25pm

Timmy84

But Tom Cruise shouldn't be kissing anyone. I doubt kissing men would make him comfortable either.

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Reply #25 posted 07/03/12 10:25pm

NDRU

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vainandy said:

NDRU said:

So it's like the kissing version of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch?

:confused:

overcompensating enthusiasm

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Reply #26 posted 07/03/12 11:40pm

HuMpThAnG

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lol

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Reply #27 posted 07/04/12 12:03am

missfee

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The first person who immediately came to mind was Prince. lol

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #28 posted 07/04/12 12:08am

eyewishuheaven

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That last kiss on the fire escape in Pretty Woman. If I was Richard Gere, I'da been like, "Not the face! Not the face!!!"

PRINCE: the only man who could wear high heels and makeup and STILL steal your woman!
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Reply #29 posted 07/04/12 12:59am

alphastreet

Aw mj and lisa marie kissed fine

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