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What is the most scared of an animal that you've ever been? |
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I guess a vicious dog? ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif)
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What animal has made you laugh the hardest? |
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My dog.
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So you take a guy home, and when he drops his pants, you see a tattoo that runs the length of hims penis. Is this a turnoff? |
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Yes. And I shouldn't have barged in on him when he was taking a pee. ![razz](/i/s/icon_razz.gif)
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He's nice, he's polite, he's wealthy, and has a real sense of self and direction…he has a tongue ring too. Your impressions? |
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'If a girl has a piereced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick (Don't want that, no!)' - Chris Rock ("No Sex")
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Your in a group of friends and one of them makes a VERY unexpected nasty remark about how poor people are lazy. Your reaction? |
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I set him or her straight.
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NBC announces a Golden Girls remake--your thoughts? |
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Let's say you're at an exlusive store and you and and Purplejedi are fighting over a really nice $3000 dress, and you accidently tear it. But nobody at the store notices. Would you tell the sales person? |
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I would never risk damaging merchandise. ![no no no!](/i/s/icon_nono.gif)
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What's the best damn fucking meal you've had this year? |
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Ribs, with garlic-mashed, at a steak joint? ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif)
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How much time do you spend alone? |
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Aside from the approx. 45 hrs/wk I spend at work, I usually hang out with my parents for about 10 hrs/wk. Other than that, I'll occasionally get together with some friends, but - more often than not - I spend the rest solo.
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Your friend and coworker gives an important presentation to clients and execs, and in an attempt to sound smart he keeps saying "Superficious" instead of "superflous"…Do you try to save him or do you let him drown? |
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I pull him aside and tell him after the presentation.
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What's the scariest movie you've ever seen (aside from Graffiti Bridge)? |
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I dunno. I usually don't watch "scary" movies and I don't think I'd get into the "willing suspension of disbelief" that would allow me to be scared by that stuff, anyway. I guess any documentary that featured sociopaths.
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Who was the first gay person you met in real life? |
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That I knew was gay? Maybe my junior high French teacher.
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You have a million dollars that you must donate. What cause do you donate it to? |
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An organization that spreads awareness of Buddhist thought? ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif)
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Should Bruce Jenner get more plastic surgery? |
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Only if he wants to look truly scary. Actually, can I change my answer to #11 to "A recent movie with a Bruce Jenner cameo"? ![razz](/i/s/icon_razz.gif)
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The end of 2012 or early 2013 will see the introduction of Mullet Haired Poodle Man and Hairy Bear Photoshops. Which one is your favorite picture from those enormously artistic productions? |
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Tough one! I guess I gotta go HB!
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How was more fierce---Elvis or Jerry Lee Lewis |
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You meant "Who", so I gotta go Killer. Elvis was a mama's boy.
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What's the furthest you've ever been from home? |
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Nice, FR.
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OK, let's say you're having sex with a donkey that has bad eyesight, and the sex is good. I mean REALLY good. But after he rams you so hard you head hits the fence in front of you, you wake out of your lust driven daze and realize, "holy fuck! I'm not a donkey!! I'm a cow!! Do you kick the donkey off of you, or do you try your best to supress the ringing of your cowbell and a 'moo' because the sex really is just that good? |
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I think the only orger who can accurately answer this question, is cow. ![nod](/i/s/icon_nod.gif)
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How often do you misplace your keys, and wha do you lose the most? |
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I never misplace my keys. Lose the most? My patience with unintelligent people? ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif)
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How was valentines day? |