There was a lady named Ms. Brown who ran this whorehouse

And the only people she had in the brothel were her three daughters

And word came around that these daughters could fuck better than any ho in town

So one man came one day and ring the bell and said to Ms. Brown:

"Ms. Brown, I hear you have three daughters who can fuck better than any ho in town"

She said elatedly: "Yes sir! I got three daughters that can fuck the best fuck in town."

He said: "Really? They can satisfy me enough?"

She said, braggedly (sp?): "yes they can fuck and suck you and satisfy you from head to toe."

Man said "let's see about that."

So she said "take my eldest daughter upstairs."

He took the eldest daughter upstairs and they fucked for three, four hours

She couldn't give him enough

So dude came down with his hand on his dick saying:

"Goddamn Ms. Brown you ain't got anyone else round here to fuck?"

Ms. Brown was shocked: "huh my eldest didn't give you enough?!"

He said "Hell naw..."

Ms. Brown said "well take my second daughter."

So he took the second daughter upstairs and they fucked for three, four hours

And SHE couldn't give him enough

Again he comes downstairs with his dick in his hand saying:

"Goddamn Ms. Brown you ain't got anyone else round here to fuck?"

Upset, Ms. Brown said "Motherfucker you ain't got enough? Well take my youngest daughter upstairs."

The man took the youngest daughter - she was 18 - and took her upstairs and they fucked for three, four hours

And she couldn't give him enough

The man came down pissed off with his hand on his dick again moaning:

"Goddamn Ms. Brown you ain't got anyone else round here to fuck?"

Angered she said "you mean to tell me that all my three daughters couldn't give you enough?"

He said "Hell naw."

She said "come upstairs motherfucker, I'll give you enough."

And they fucked for three, four hours and still she couldn't give him enough

Pissed off, she took him to court and the judge asked her:

"Why are you so mad, Ms. Brown?"

Ms. Brown said: "Judge your honor I'm so mad, this motherfucker came in my house and he fucked my three daughters and they couldn't give him enough, then I took the summabitch upstairs and I couldn't give him enough!"

The judge asked "but what made you so mad, Ms. Brown?"

Ms. Brown replied: "when he took his glasses off his eyes and put it on the head on his dick and said 'look around there big boy and see if you missed anything'!"

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Let me guess another Lawands joke

aardvark15 said:

Let me guess another Lawands joke

Yup.

I think someone posted this joke on YouTube. You have to hear it in her voice. But again you may not get it...

Timmy84 said:

aardvark15 said:

Let me guess another Lawands joke

Yup.

I think someone posted this joke on YouTube. You have to hear it in her voice. But again you may not get it...

I get it! I just don't think it's funny

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

Yup.

I think someone posted this joke on YouTube. You have to hear it in her voice. But again you may not get it...

I get it! I just don't think it's funny

I meant in how funny it probably seemed when she did it in 1969 or whatever she did it. Times were different then. Plus she did this at nightclubs so everybody (including her) was already tipsy when she started doing these jokes.

Timmy84 said:

aardvark15 said:

I get it! I just don't think it's funny

I meant in how funny it probably seemed when she did it in 1969 or whatever she did it. Times were different then. Plus she did this at nightclubs so everybody (including her) was already tipsy when she started doing these jokes.

1969??? DANG! I thought this was some woman from the 90's or something

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

I meant in how funny it probably seemed when she did it in 1969 or whatever she did it. Times were different then. Plus she did this at nightclubs so everybody (including her) was already tipsy when she started doing these jokes.

1969??? DANG! I thought this was some woman from the 90's or something

That's Aunt Esther from Sanford & Son.