Flat-D Flatulence Deoderizer - Disposable Underpads

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Quotes are from the From the Colonial Medical Assisted Devices website:

"This pad is to be worn inside of your underwear. Can be used daily or as needed. Can be used with panty's, briefs and panty hose. Will not be affective with boxer type underwear. Do not use your toilet for disposal. For external use only. End your fear and embarrassment when in public."

Instructions:

"Attach double sided tape to one side of disposable pad."
"Use other side of double sided tape to secure to your underwear."
"Insert pad with narrow side facing front."

Features

Helps to control odors.
Unisex.
Lightweight.
Cost effective and comfortable.
7 1/2" Length.
4"Width (widest part).
2 1/2" Width (narrow part).
10 pads in a package includes 10 pieces of tape and full instructions.

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Positive	I got my LIFE back! (Knoxville, TN)
	Reviewed on Jun 29, 2012
	I was skeptical about these at first but at that price, it was worth a shot. I have been living with a rare condition called rectal sphincter agenesis. This is when you are born without the muscular rings that seal off the rectum. So you can imagine the kind of handicap I've lived with. My flatulence would come uncontrollably, usually in the sound of a high pitched owl "hoo". These underpads have given me my life back! Not only do they mask any smell, they muffle the "hoo's". On the occasion where my flatulence makes a "normal" flatulence sound, like when sitting in chairs, I've found that you can still silence them if you place both your hands about one inch away from the rectum bilaterally and giving traction to spread the anus open. Thank you Flat-D for the confidence to date again!

I know fart joke are somewhat childish and my intentions are not to make light of a persons medical condition, but you gotta admit, this stuff is funny...A fart pad ?

[Edited 6/30/12 13:42pm]

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Reply #1 posted 06/30/12 5:28pm

Revolution

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My wife could have used this the other night ....GOT DAYUM!

What about those that go sans underwear? hmm

Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.

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Reply #2 posted 06/30/12 5:59pm

JoeyC

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