LadyCassanova, LadyCassanova,

I hope that pussy is like a range rova,

no, not big, and mean, and covered in mud,

But adventerous and dangerous, and willing to drive all over this stud,

LadyCassanova, the sexiest in the land,

You know damned well that pussy don't need a kick-stand,

I ain't saying' that it's old or been around the block,

Just that it's bold, and got streets smarts to ride and choke a cock,

Imma hoping that you like this romantic thread,

The way Trav0lta likes to end massages with a little head,

The way Prince liked Jerome in his underwear to do a little jig,

The way Serena looks like Tyson in a wig,

I'm sure you're quite intelligent with your math and all that shit,

But who needs brains when U got a bangout clit that just won't quit....shit!

....J'adore toi (that's French 'n shit)

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[Edited 6/26/12 3:08am]

Nice, man!

I also liked the intentionally bad French line - it shows some kind of enforced elegance, trying to hide the obvious sexual tension!

But beware, my friend! You and I, we gotta find some way around that ass - Lady doesn't like it up there and I know damn well you're an ass fanatic (how does that sound )!

lawd, Dave

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Please. You know her pussy stank like rotten fish.

[Edited 6/26/12 4:21am]

LadyCassanova will happily bend u over

wrap you around her sturdy thighs

look deep into your notorious eyes

a spere of coinsidental blunders will collide

and you'll b the one going on a ride

butt then you'll sweat and you'll b thinking....

is this like the Dad giving the brutal spanking?

She's a man-eater, a tiger, a sex panther ready to pounce

I took one look at her milk-fed tits, to her bedside I will flounce

I'd caress her hand and kiss her lips, such a beauty in repose

I rip her blouse and tear her skirt, nevermind the pantyhose

When I ravish her once, I ravish her twice, ravishing completely

She squawks like an erotic bird who refuses to cum discretely

She ties her stockings around my eyes, I feast upon her blindly

When we finish, she glows like love, her kitten purring kindly

- Love, Spin

Lady Cassanova,
May I lick you all ova’?
Will you take my hand tight,
As we hump thru the night?

Lady, oh lady,
Your curves drive me crazy.
Will you take my big seven,
As we sweat up to Heaven?

You brighten the days,
You dazzle the nights,
And with your wicked ways,
It all seems just right.

With rope, oil and leather,
With wax, whips and feather,
We’ll work our way to ecstasy,
And redefine the term ‘intimacy’.

Lady Cassanova,
May I kiss you all ova’?
Will we walk together on The Golden Path?
Or will you laugh & leave, ‘cuz I suck at math?

Oh the gladness of Lady C. when she's glad!

And oh the sadness of Lady C. when she's sad!

But the gladness of her gladness

And the sadness of her sadness

Are as nothing to her badness when she's bad!

*Adjusted poem from: Verse & Worse. A private collection by Arnold Silcock.

I get this in my head when I see LadyCassanova's orgname

Such filth from fellow orgers!

Don't be dirty with Imago, commonly known as Ho

That man ain't loaded, he ain't got the dough

'Cuz if you mess with Imago you might make him your dirty bitch, but

you'd be left with nothing but an itch.

And that Imago wouldn't be happy till you filled his anus,

(with most likely a penis?)

Who among us has not craved a lady in more ways than one?

Let the dress drop and the panties be undone

For tonight we become one.

imago said:

LadyCassanova, LadyCassanova,

I hope that pussy is like a range rova,

no, not big, and mean, and covered in mud,

But adventerous and dangerous, and willing to drive all over this stud,

LadyCassanova, the sexiest in the land,

You know damned well that pussy don't need a kick-stand,

I ain't saying' that it's old or been around the block,

Just that it's bold, and got streets smarts to ride and choke a cock,

Imma hoping that you like this romantic thread,

The way Trav0lta likes to end massages with a little head,

The way Prince liked Jerome in his underwear to do a little jig,

The way Serena looks like Tyson in a wig,

I'm sure you're quite intelligent with your math and all that shit,

But who needs brains when U got a bangout clit that just won't quit....shit!

....J'adore toi (that's French 'n shit)

.

[Edited 6/26/12 3:08am]

A. Shausler has nothing to worry about

B. If this doesn't become a sticky, I'm leaving the Org

c. Dave sure was being nice when he said your French was "intentionally" bad

she just needs to post a damn pic...

Lisa10 said:

I get this in my head when I see LadyCassanova's orgname

me too!

imago said:

LadyCassanova, LadyCassanova,

I hope that pussy is like a range rova,

no, not big, and mean, and covered in mud,

But adventerous and dangerous, and willing to drive all over this stud,

LadyCassanova, the sexiest in the land,

You know damned well that pussy don't need a kick-stand,

I ain't saying' that it's old or been around the block,

Just that it's bold, and got streets smarts to ride and choke a cock,

Imma hoping that you like this romantic thread,

The way Trav0lta likes to end massages with a little head,

The way Prince liked Jerome in his underwear to do a little jig,

The way Serena looks like Tyson in a wig,

I'm sure you're quite intelligent with your math and all that shit,

But who needs brains when U got a bangout clit that just won't quit....shit!

....J'adore toi (that's French 'n shit)

.

[Edited 6/26/12 3:08am]

that's some romance right there. go for it LadyC!!

JoeTyler said:

she just needs to post a damn pic...

That other one was just a tease.

Who is this LadyCaSSanova you all speak of?

smoothcriminal12 said:

Please. You know her pussy stank like rotten fish.

[Edited 6/26/12 4:21am]

No, thats the way your breath smells after eating out Immawhoe's ass.

Don't worry hunny, you can have him, the entire org done wore out the elastic in his mancave...

LadyCasanova said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Please. You know her pussy stank like rotten fish.

[Edited 6/26/12 4:21am]

No, thats the way your breath smells after eating out Immawhoe's ass.

Don't worry hunny, you can have him, the entire org done wore out the elastic in his mancave...

LadyCasanova said:

Who is this LadyCaSSanova you all speak of?

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

Who is this LadyCaSSanova you all speak of?

After getting my name wrong all you will be licking is the toe of my boot

Spinlight said:

She's a man-eater, a tiger, a sex panther ready to pounce

I took one look at her milk-fed tits, to her bedside I will flounce

I'd caress her hand and kiss her lips, such a beauty in repose

I rip her blouse and tear her skirt, nevermind the pantyhose

When I ravish her once, I ravish her twice, ravishing completely

She squawks like an erotic bird who refuses to cum discretely

She ties her stockings around my eyes, I feast upon her blindly

When we finish, she glows like love, her kitten purring kindly

- Love, Spin

I ALWAYS me some Spinlight!

Lisa10 said:

I get this in my head when I see LadyCassanova's orgname

Thats actually the first time I've ever heard this song...

tinaz said:

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LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

After getting my name wrong all you will be licking is the toe of my boot

That image popped into my mind...