I will choose a winner and arrangements will be made.



Good luck, you ball kicking pricks!



Square edit...
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 16:41:02 PST 2003 by IceNine]

because you misspelled square
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 16:39:59 PST 2003 by medoc2003]

this is an odd challenge. on the one hand i want to respond for the fun of it, but, i don't have any desire whatsoever to kick you in the nuts. gonna have to think about this one for a while

medoc2003 said:

GODDAMN, you are right!!!

Oh, that sucks... I am now going to kick MYSELF in the nuts!

IceNine said:

You suck donkey balls!

liberation said:

That is not a legitimate reason for kicking me square in the nuts though... and the donkeys are rather fond of it.

XxAxX said:

Okay... make up a reason... you don't have to hate me to want to kick me square in the apple bag.

ok. that's a good reason right there you donkeyphile~!

IceNine said:

That otter in your avatar is looking at me funny

I wanna do it. Because it's Thursday. You don't have a job and you don't have shit else to do .

XxAxX said:

Oh, so you don't want me to bring happiness to animals, you animal hater???

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?

XxAxX said:

No donkey asses... only nuts.

I am currently dating a very nice burro, thank you very much... she understands me and I love her for who she is.

XxAxX said:

IceNine will now forever be labeled for beating off donkeys with a rubber glove.

liberation said:

Rubber glove??? RUBBER GLOVE???

You obviously know NOTHING about beating off donkeys.

Fucking neophytes!!!

Now... back to why you would like to kick me square in the nuts.

IceNine said:

Whatever save it for the otters.

IceNine said:

then why dontcha simply ask HER to give you the 'kicks' you desire? bet she'd be glad to oblige

IceNine said:

does she like hay..?

liberation said:

Oh... now you are saying that you are better at beating off horses and donkeys than I am???

FUCK YOU! I am the CHAMPION!

DORA said:

XxAxX said:

I'll bet she would be LOTS of fun, but I am saving myself until our wedding night.

IceNine said:

I can't even beat myself off let alone otters and donkeys.
You've cornered the market on them skillz.

I would kick you in the nuts so hard they popped out your mouth!

liberation said:

Well, you've always gotz your spelling to fallz back on.

:LOL:

IceNine said:

prude

Ice, I wanna kick you in the nuts just so that I can see if the rumours are true or not that you've actually got no balls. For the split second that my foot would make contact with your wizened scrotum, I would easily be able to tell whether you have the standard two testicles, or whether your scrotum is as empty as all the other Orgers have been telling me.

:no,notlolatall,thisisseriousemoticon:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'd like to see you fucking try it!

Why don't you hop on your minature schnauzer and trot your way over here, missy... let's see what you got!

IceNine said:

your gal's gonna kick you square in the nuts when she finds out you been calling her a donkey up in here. watchout

IceNine said:

Yes...it is very liberating to know i will always have a job with NPGMC.