crack a fat???

do u know what it means??????

ThisOne said:

crack a fat???

do u know what it means??????

it means getting a hard on

MacDaddy said:

ThisOne said:

crack a fat???

do u know what it means??????

it means getting a hard on

ok good

a friend of mine was on the train today

and it was crowded as usual

he was standing on the side of the door

train stops and people get out and people get in - there's like 5 stops b4 he had 2 get off!!!!

well ~ one stop 2 go and a very beautiful sexy Asian girl hops onto the train

long tanned legs, luscious dark hair

thick red lipstick, dark eye shadow

low cut tan top, short black skirt

........................ that was how he described her

and well he couldnt help but stare and drool

but then he started to worry!!!

and kept repeating to him self

dont crack a fat, dont crack a fat, dont crack a fat

hoping and praying....

but...

then she did

^ um, she?

XxAxX said:

^ um, she?

Double

She?

Graycap23 said:

XxAxX said:

^ um, she?

Double

She?

not that there's anything wrong with that

ThisOne said:

a friend of mine was on the train today

and it was crowded as usual

he was standing on the side of the door

train stops and people get out and people get in - there's like 5 stops b4 he had 2 get off!!!!

well ~ one stop 2 go and a very beautiful sexy Asian girl hops onto the train

long tanned legs, luscious dark hair

thick red lipstick, dark eye shadow

low cut tan top, short black skirt

........................ that was how he described her

and well he couldnt help but stare and drool

but then he started to worry!!!

and kept repeating to him self

dont crack a fat, dont crack a fat, dont crack a fat

hoping and praying....

but...

then she did

Okay, wait.....

Everytime I see a guy with filled trousers and that "It really isn't me" look on his face,

I just crack up

dJJ said:

Everytime I see a guy with filled trousers and that "It really isn't me" look on his face,

I just crack up

clever use of the word crack in this thread!!!!!

dJJ said:

Everytime I see a guy with filled trousers and that "It really isn't me" look on his face,

Except he's a man

LMAO, she was a he?

RodeoSchro said:

LMAO, she was a he?

yes but its a joke ~ none of that actually happened!!!!!

Never heard of that term. But guys, don't you just hate when you get a random boner in public?

ZombieKitten said:

Is this about ladyboys?

no not really ~ just about the unpredictability of a male hard on