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Man pulls gun on neighbor for farting Furious man pulls gun on neighbor for fartingTUESDAY JUNE 26, 2012, 1:43 PM
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TEANECK — A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said. 
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Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr. Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle. The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said. Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said. The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.
Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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If it was one of those eggy farts that smell hella bad. I don't blame him. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Damn if it stank that bad to pull a gun out... | |
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This is how it went down.
Neighbor: walks past the do' and lets one rip. "Old muthaf*cka"
Collins: Eff it, I've had enough of this sh** (Pulls out gun)
Collins: "I'M TIRED OF YOU MESSING WITH ME! Ain't got no respect, what now?! Take yo stinkin a$$ somewhere else for I bust a cap in your sorry head."
I'm sorry, I'm so lame.
This story is hilarious and sad at the same time. ~ You're a desire, I get higher every time I speak your name ~ | |
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But for real, George Jefferson bustin' caps now?! | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Some funny shit | |
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damn
hope he didn't follow through I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Lawd, and they said the dispute was even from ongoing noise complaints. I guess old dude was just lettin' 'em rip for the neighbors on a consistent basis | |
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Well, if one of them had lit a match, they both would have gone up in smoke. The farter provided the "gas" and the gunslinger looks like he's three sheets to the wind providing enough alcoholic fumes to kep the home fires buring. | |
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