If everyone of us were at a boxing ring, who would you pick to take on in a match? Not to really bust them up or anything, but just to have a nice competative fight. I'd like to take on Soulpower and Abrazo. I'd fight Drika in a thumb wrestling match later. And this is not cuz I hate or want to hurt them, but I think after all the fighting we do here, it might be fun to throw a couple of blows. Actually I'd like to have a Thai boxing fight, but that can get rough for some.

Then afterwards we'd all go for beers and have a good laugh.

I wquld like to challenge a real boxer Orger maybe I will lose but I will give it my best shot, I dont wanna box with no pussy who cant throw a decent punch...maybe I am a bit of a masochist but it all adds to the fun and then with my broken bones, nose, pride we would both live happily ever after!


Because I know who is Da Boss!

Well, it definitely wouldn't be fun to fight someone with no skills, cuz then it's too easy. I'd like a bit of a challenge myself.

I'll admit it there are a couple female orgers I would like to get in the ring but I'm not naming any names.

Paisley said:

DigitalLisa said:

SHHH!

EvilWhiteMale said:

I'd jump Soulpower if I were there so it wouldn't be fair. Americans imposing their will cuz we can ya know!

I can think of one fucking cowardly, lying pussy that I wouldn't mind beating the shit out of.

IceNine said:

I'd kick your ass Ice...don't even step to me. Just cuz your a student of boxing...

i is can lay tips on just about anybody in here...
i is only slap box dough, cos i is don't wanna coz no permanent damages.

divo02 said:

Don't make me come over there and whack you in the head with a fucking ratchet, numb nuts.

:LOL:

You got Ruiz or Roy Jones tomorrow night Ice?

So as to not to jack the thread, I wouldn't mind boxing Supernova with one hand behind my back.

Hey, can we also make this a trash-talking thread to add fun? ...That is, without getting it locked? I've got some things to get off my chest!

EvilWhiteMale said:

slay him!

divo02 said:

Man... Jones can outbox Ruiz all YEAR... he could win a decision if he is smart enough to box and not try to fight with Ruiz. Although I am not a fan of Roy Jones at all, I have to admit that he is one of the most gifted boxers ever... he really is phenomenal. Ruiz, on the other hand, is a marginal talent at best.

Ruiz is a shitty boxer, but he has a damned good chin and a pretty good punch... not many people have been able to knock Holyfield down and this bum did it, so he can DEFINITELY hurt Jones bad if Jones tries to actually fight him.

Jones is too fast and skillful for Ruiz and should win the fight if he is smart and boxes. If, for some unknown reason, he tries to fight with Ruiz, he will get knocked out.

What do you think?

AaronUnlimited said:

yes, please do.

I pretty much agree with your analysis Ice.

So you think Jones can only win by decision and not by knockout? If he wins, does he continue to fight any heavyweights?
[This message was edited Fri Feb 28 21:55:09 PST 2003 by divo02]

I watched a couple of Mexicans box tonight on HBO Latino. That was pretty cool. This one beat the shit out of the other one. He cut him next to the eye pretty bad, so they stopped the fight.

divo02 said:

Jones cannot knock Ruiz out... Holyfield hit that fucker REALLY hard and didn't knock him out. I just don't see Jones being able to do it.

Jones would not be able to compete against the real heavyweights, as they are just too damned big for him. What would he even think of doing to Lennox Lewis or Wladamir Klitschko? Those are the two heavyweights to beat and Jones is far too small to stand a chance... the reach alone would kill him.

I would, however, like to see Jones fight Chris Byrd. Byrd is a very good boxer who doesn't have a ton of power... Jones could have a very real test there.

IceNine said:

I found it humorous that when Jones weighed in instead of the little bikini underwear he was dressed with shoes on and still only hit 193. He's giving up a lot of weight. I'm actually a little excited to see this fight.

lovemachine said:

He is giving up a lot of weight but Ruiz is giving up a lot of boxing ability!

:LOL:

IceNine said:

I'm not a huge boxing guy, but I listen to a lot of Sports talk radio and I always hear the so-called experts refer to Jones as "The best pound for pound fighter in the world."

Do you agree with that statement?

lovemachine said:

I really hate Roy Jones, but he really is a phenomenal boxer. He has avoided all risks for years and has not tested himself, so I do not consider him to be the best in the sport.

I prefer guys like Ricardo Lopez, Marco Antonio Barerra, Bernard Hopkins and cats like that.

An interesting variant on the old classic "which orger would you beat up / kill / maim horribly" thread... nice work, but you'll understand why I'm locking it I hope