A higgs boson walks into a Catholic church.

The priest asks, "What are you doing here?"

The higgs boson replies, "duh.... You can't have mass without me. "

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what is higgs boson???

i actually got it

i know u dont believe me but i did

A group of the world's top scientists walk into a bar,
& at the end of the bar they see a Higgs Boson.
"There you are!" they say. "We've been looking all over for you."

but how will this affect tom cruise???

Okay...it should be "A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church..."

But still...

WOWWWW... Its like your all speaking a foreign language because I dont have a clue as to what your saying...

a higgs bison walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a gin and tonic

"hey there's a bunch of scientists been looking for you" the bartender replied

"but i've been right here all along" said the bison "they mustn't have been looking all that very hard for me if they didn't check here"

"did you fill out your forwarding address card?"

"why no i don't think I did"

"then no gin and tonic for you!"

New to the scene. Above average endowment. No strings attached. Just rush over, pop in and out of existence. 420 friendly... Let's do this! --Higgs Boson

all your jokes

found one!!!!!!! but, don't know if it's the Higgs' or not.

what i dont get is how scientists discovered the higgs boson but no matter what they just cant find the g spot

ThisOne said:

what i dont get is how scientists discovered the higgs boson but no matter what they just cant find the g spot

Sorry you get one of these for that one...

I think purplejedi is posting all of his falloff emoticons in a desperate attempt to get us to realize he understands the higgs boson, and therefore is smart.

Who's with me?

imago said:

I think purplejedi is posting all of his falloff emoticons in a desperate attempt to get us to realize he understands the higgs boson, and therefore is smart.

Who's with me?

Genesia said:

imago said:

I think purplejedi is posting all of his falloff emoticons in a desperate attempt to get us to realize he understands the higgs boson, and therefore is smart.

Who's with me?

I have but the vaguest concept of what Higgs Boson is all about.

But for you two, I'll keep posting the falloff emoticon if it means you'll keep thinking I'm smart.

x

That was kinda funny.

imago said:

A higgs boson walks into a Catholic church.

The priest asks, "What are you doing here?"

The higgs boson replies, "duh.... You can't have mass without me. "

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I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves.

Genesia said:

I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves.

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves.

Genesia said:

I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves.

*snort*

Nothinbutjoy said:

Genesia said:

I don't think you people are giving this topic the gravity it deserves.

*snort*

I mean...they act as if it doesn't even matter.