dJJ said:

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

Don't forget your talent for choosing good X-mas presents! I'm wearing them now. They'r my favorite socks

I love giving presents. Glad you liek them.

Did you like the earrings? After I sent your parcel I went back to the shop to buy some for myself, but they had sold out. I got the matching necklace though and wear it often.

beatriceau said:

Was wondering if anyone else has a totally useless talent? Mine is figuring out what's going to happen in a movie right from the start! I always know who did it, or what the twist is, e.g. In a beautiful mind, I knew he was a schizophrenic from the beginning, Its not a psychic thing, for me it's always made too obvious The other one is passing exams, I actually do better in exams than but what's the point if you can only do something in an exam situation

me too! but that isn't useless is it? that actually comes in quite handy

XxAxX said:

beatriceau said:

XxAxX said:

me too! but that isn't useless is it? that actually comes in quite handy

How is it handy? I ruin all the movies for myself! Lol!

well, once i won a bet about the movie 'usual suspects' picked spacey out as the dude after ten minutes.

PurpleJedi said:

I am a flag buff.

Don't ask why, but I can recognize just about every country's flag out there. Some of the more recent ones (since the breakup of the Soviet Union) and some African ones I find hard to place.

But otherwise I know just about all of them.

This reminds me of my own useless talent--memorizing random things. For example, I like memorizing those 3-letter airport codes even for cities I don't visit. In the US, car license plates have slogans for each state; I like memorizing those too. Also, ever since I was very little, I could tell you what would be on TV, at any given time, on any given channel... I feel a little like the guy in Rain Man.

KidaDynamite said:

ThisOne said:

i can suck my own nipples

but i dont

That is totally NOT useless.

I should know.

BobGeorge909 said:

ThisOne said:

how do i prove that i dont

Yeah...u git me...but u new what I meant!...lol

JoeTyler said:

PurpleJedi said:

...useless talent...

...unless you provide us with a video as proof.

tease me please me

i think i already did

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

That was awesome! And freakish...

LittleBear said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I have a knack for remembering the body style's of cars and the years that they came out. For example, the difference between a 1989 Honda Accord, a 1992 Honda Accord and a 1996 Honda Accord. I know, it's useless.

I can ingest lactose in such a way that the resulting exhaust rivals a durian

Empathy.

BobGeorge909 said:

LittleBear said:

This reminds me of my own useless talent--memorizing random things. For example, I like memorizing those 3-letter airport codes even for cities I don't visit. In the US, car license plates have slogans for each state; I like memorizing those too. Also, ever since I was very little, I could tell you what would be on TV, at any given time, on any given channel... I feel a little like the guy in Rain Man.

Or maybe a touch of Mary Lou Henner...

First I was like, wait, the woman from Taxi? Then I looked her up on Wikipedia. (Apparently, she can recall every day of her life since childhood. Eek!) Guess I'm not the only one with memory "talents"!

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

That had a different ending to the one I was expecting.

mcmeekle said:

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

That had a different ending to the one I was expecting.

I was referring to burping the alphabet!

LittleBear said:

PurpleJedi said:

I am a flag buff.

Don't ask why, but I can recognize just about every country's flag out there. Some of the more recent ones (since the breakup of the Soviet Union) and some African ones I find hard to place.

But otherwise I know just about all of them.

This reminds me of my own useless talent--memorizing random things. For example, I like memorizing those 3-letter airport codes even for cities I don't visit. In the US, car license plates have slogans for each state; I like memorizing those too. Also, ever since I was very little, I could tell you what would be on TV, at any given time, on any given channel... I feel a little like the guy in Rain Man.

ThisOne said:

i can juggle 2 balls

And you're calling that useless??

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

That shit absolutely scared the hell out of me!

mcmeekle said:

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

That had a different ending to the one I was expecting.

PurpleJedi said:

LittleBear said:

This reminds me of my own useless talent--memorizing random things. For example, I like memorizing those 3-letter airport codes even for cities I don't visit. In the US, car license plates have slogans for each state; I like memorizing those too. Also, ever since I was very little, I could tell you what would be on TV, at any given time, on any given channel... I feel a little like the guy in Rain Man.

LittleBear said:

I'm pretty good at certain video games, particularly Mortal Kombat IX. Anybody wanna play?

Serious said:

I was told I am a pretty good lover. But I am in a committed long distance relationship and who knows when I will have sex again .

That's not a useless talent. Good lovers can make some big money.

I can make the sound of an alien spaceship landing on the ground in a 1950s movie.

MacDaddy said:

Lisa10 said:

I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye.

And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.

I can also burp the alphabet.

That was awesome! And freakish...

Dave1992 said:

That shit absolutely scared the hell out of me!

See, I know how to entertain you people!

mcmeekle said:

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

I was referring to burping the alphabet!

funkafunky said:

I can make the sound of an alien spaceship landing on the ground in a 1950s movie.

Awesome!

I love stuff like this.