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What is your useless talent? Was wondering if anyone else has a totally useless talent? Mine is figuring out what's going to happen in a movie right from the start! I always know who did it, or what the twist is, e.g. In a beautiful mind, I knew he was a schizophrenic from the beginning, Its not a psychic thing, for me it's always made too obvious The other one is passing exams, I actually do better in exams than but what's the point if you can only do something in an exam situation | |
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My useless talents are very similar to yours in the movie department.
I also have a useless talent for remembering videogame stuff too. I'm really starting to think I need to remove some of that useless stuff & add some REAL knowlege to me brain-brain.
...Another useless talent I have is moving/bending my finger joints in ways that really have no use
...oh yeah, how useful can beatboxing be if there's no one to rap to it?
الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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The incredibly useless thing I can do is when u roll ur tongue, I can then whistle the happy birthday tune through it. Useless & completely stupid  Found this out when I was a kid. I'm quite a good juggler as well. Used to practice with raw tatties- what a mis-spent youth I had! Ha ha  | |
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Tittypants said: My useless talents are very similar to yours in the movie department.
I also have a useless talent for remembering videogame stuff too. I'm really starting to think I need to remove some of that useless stuff & add some REAL knowlege to me brain-brain.
...Another useless talent I have is moving/bending my finger joints in ways that really have no use
...oh yeah, how useful can beatboxing be if there's no one to rap to it?
Funny you should say that! I saw an amzing beatboxer on Australia's got talent, and it inspired this thread! Look it up on u tube under genesis Australia's got talent semi finals, he sings to his own beat boxing! He really is amazing! [Edited 6/15/12 3:29am] | |
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I can burp on cue, any second, under almost any circumstance. Completely useless and has served me no purpose in life, other than to annoy women and make men laugh. | |
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I can cook and even know how to tidy up my house.
But what's the point?
I'm married | |
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i can suck my own nipples
but i dont mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Ouch! | |
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maybe it would work if it were harder mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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i can juggle 2 balls mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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me too, the kids are ALWAYS saying "have you seen this one mummy? How did you know that!!! I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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" apparently I should be writing the family movies, I'd be really good at it. Especially all the fart jokes
same here! I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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ThisOne said: i can suck my own nipples
but i dont Prove it! | |
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how do i prove that i dont mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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how do i prove that i dont Yeah...u git me...but u new what I meant!...lol | |
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I am a flag buff.
Don't ask why, but I can recognize just about every country's flag out there. Some of the more recent ones (since the breakup of the Soviet Union) and some African ones I find hard to place.
But otherwise I know just about all of them.
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...useless talent...
...unless you provide us with a video as proof.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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That is totally NOT useless.
I should know. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I was told I am a pretty good lover. But I am in a committed long distance relationship and who knows when I will have sex again With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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.I can pat melodic sbeat on my thighs really fast. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I'm a great shooter, I mean it: a great shooter
but it's pretty useless since I don't hunt and I'm not in the Army
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tease me please me | |
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JoeTyler said: I'm a great shooter, I mean it: a great shooter
but it's pretty useless since I don't hunt and I'm not in the Army
I'm a great shooter too...but I ain't talking guns... | |
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I have an excellent talent for predicting the wrong outcome of soccer matches.
Most useless talent: can't get any structure in sleeping/ wake hours. It makes me very useless to other people.
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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sex shooter baby | |
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I have a squirting trick. A few orgers had the privilege of seeing me perform last month. I hold my nose and close my mouth and push... and hey-presto I squirt a little bit of juice from my eye. And it makes a high-pitched 'Whhheeeee' sound as well.
I can also burp the alphabet.
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I am so glad that you did not do those in my presense. I probably would have puked! (One of my useless talents | |
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Don't forget your talent for choosing good X-mas presents! I'm wearing them now. They'r my favorite socks 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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