XxAxX said:

someone really should

One night with me?

Well, I'm a virgin.

The last woman who sold her virginity over the internet netted about 3.7 million dollars.

And I can't put a price on my virginity because I'm very much attached to it.

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

One night with me?

Well, I'm a virgin.

The last woman who sold her virginity over the internet netted about 3.7 million dollars.

And I can't put a price on my virginity because I'm very much attached to it.

Ho's List?

Just think about it this way...even if you are with someone right now, there's a 50/50 chance you won't be with them in the near future...according to statistics. And how many women or men have any of you slept with for free and months later say, "Ewww...what the hell was I thinking??? I should have gotten paid for the hell I went through!!"

So you get this one chance to get rich from doing something you've done for free, regretted like hell later, and you refuse?

PurpleJedi said:

I mean, you're at a party in the Hamptons and Martha Stewart strikes up conversation with you. She wants you to do the dirty with her old ass.

Martha Stewart is attractive IMO. That being said, if someone with her bank account was offering me cash...and I get to name the price...you better believe I'm making that bitch come out the pocket!!! No less than a million.

My wife and I had this conversation before. I asked if she would let me go with someone for a million...she said "No...the moneys not that important and I would never be able to look at you again. Plus...you'd never let me go with someone else for money...would you?" I said, "For a million dollars they could have your ass for a month!" I was joking, sort of, but she didnt like that response too much.

I'm just a cynic. Bella & Edward don't exist. Romeo & Juliet were idiots. True love is a fairy tale. My former hopeless romantic self died 7 years ago.

If I can get drunk and sleep with someone I don't like for a million, as opposed to getting drunk and waking up with someone like, WTF? I'll take the drunk million and go find my Antonio Banderas. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

And if I find out he's a loser or he cheats on me then I can leave with my million and not be stranded in a situation I hate until I save the money to leave.

StonedImmaculate said:

PurpleJedi said:

I mean, you're at a party in the Hamptons and Martha Stewart strikes up conversation with you. She wants you to do the dirty with her old ass.

Martha Stewart is attractive IMO. That being said, if someone with her bank account was offering me cash...and I get to name the price...you better believe I'm making that bitch come out the pocket!!! No less than a million.

My wife and I had this conversation before. I asked if she would let me go with someone for a million...she said "No...the moneys not that important and I would never be able to look at you again. Plus...you'd never let me go with someone else for money...would you?" I said, "For a million dollars they could have your ass for a month!" I was joking, sort of, but she didnt like that response too much.

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

noimageatall said:

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Don't get me wrong...I love her with all my heart, but a million dollars is a million dollars!

The way I see it, she could then live the pampered life I wish I could give her. So what if I had to pimp her ass out...bottom line is she's chillin' now, right?

And yes, I'm joking...sort of.

StonedImmaculate said:

noimageatall said:

Don't get me wrong...I love her with all my heart, but a million dollars is a million dollars!

The way I see it, she could then live the pampered life I wish I could give her. So what if I had to pimp her ass out...bottom line is she's chillin' now, right?

And yes, I'm joking...sort of.

uh-huh...

Let me just say that I have no interest in being pampered. I have expensive taste but I know how to get those things on a thrift store budget. Money isn't the be-all for me. I would no more pay $1000 for a handbag or for shoes than I would jump into a pool of fire...BUT..I've been very poor in the past, almost homeless, jobless, and worse. I know what it's like at both ends of the money pool and I would prefer NOT to worry about food or a roof over my head ever again. That's my only reason for wanting the money.

I hate diamonds, I own my Jaguar, I buy designer clothing for a fraction of retail cost. I don't believe in paying interest. I own all my own furniture. I owe no credit card or department store card companies.

So...yeah...where's the old geezer?

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

i know! if my significant other asked me to do it for the money i guess i'd have to at least think about it. but, it would make me feel differently toward him ultimately if he did

They should make a movie about this and all the complex themes and subplots

StonedImmaculate said:

PurpleJedi said:

I mean, you're at a party in the Hamptons and Martha Stewart strikes up conversation with you. She wants you to do the dirty with her old ass.

Martha Stewart is attractive IMO. That being said, if someone with her bank account was offering me cash...and I get to name the price...you better believe I'm making that bitch come out the pocket!!! No less than a million.

My wife and I had this conversation before. I asked if she would let me go with someone for a million...she said "No...the moneys not that important and I would never be able to look at you again. Plus...you'd never let me go with someone else for money...would you?" I said, "For a million dollars they could have your ass for a month!" I was joking, sort of, but she didnt like that response too much.

noimageatall said:

StonedImmaculate said:

Don't get me wrong...I love her with all my heart, but a million dollars is a million dollars!

The way I see it, she could then live the pampered life I wish I could give her. So what if I had to pimp her ass out...bottom line is she's chillin' now, right?

And yes, I'm joking...sort of.

uh-huh...

Let me just say that I have no interest in being pampered. I have expensive taste but I know how to get those things on a thrift store budget. Money isn't the be-all for me. I would no more pay $1000 for a handbag or for shoes than I would jump into a pool of fire...BUT..I've been very poor in the past, almost homeless, jobless, and worse. I know what it's like at both ends of the money pool and I would prefer NOT to worry about food or a roof over my head ever again. That's my only reason for wanting the money.

I hate diamonds, I own my Jaguar, I buy designer clothing for a fraction of retail cost. I don't believe in paying interest. I own all my own furniture. I owe no credit card or department store card companies.

So...yeah...where's the old geezer?

I suspect that most of us - especially anyone in a committed relationship - may initially balk at the idea of whoring ourselves out. But, when the reality of life sinks in, and the very notion of what a million dollars may do for your life in general sinks in - the concept isn't so far-fetched.

Like you mentioned, you only have a 50% chance of being with your significant other "til death do you part" anyway...so take the money, bank it, and you may even increase your chances of bettering your odds (money is a major factor in divorce).

Like you, my hopeless romantic bit is dead & buried.

So...Jocelyn Widenstein wants to give me a million dollars for some nerd action? Give me a bottle of Patron Silver and a little blue pill and I'm good to GO.

if there was the chance to ruin a relationship, and the money was good enough, then I would tell my girlfriend what I was offered and see if she thought it was worth it (clearly, she would say yes for $1 million).

If she said no, then I would probably secretly do it for $20,000 or more.

But what weirdo would do that when they could buy a super hot professional for less?

NDRU said:

if there was the chance to ruin a relationship, and the money was good enough, then I would tell my girlfriend what I was offered and see if she thought it was worth it (clearly, she would say yes for $1 million).

If she said no, then I would probably secretly do it for $20,000 or more.

But what weirdo would do that when they could buy a super hot professional for less?

HEY...the way I figure...if some crazy millionairess can surgically alter her face to look like a fucking lion, then there's always hope that she has a similarly-loony rich friend with a fetish for short, nerdy, pot-bellied hispanics.

PurpleJedi said:

BobGeorge909 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Come on....I'm talking about someone paying for a night with YOU that you are completely unattracted to.

I mean, you're at a party in the Hamptons and Martha Stewart strikes up conversation with you. She wants you to do the dirty with her old ass.

How much?

I'd fuck Martha Stewart for free. Stuffy women with power can be a turn on for me. So I guess I should propose someone I have a massive lack of desire for... Sara Palin?...Nooooo.... The big girl from bridesmaids?.....Nooooo.... Nancy Pelosi? 1,000 Precious? 10,000..with a "no pussy eating" clause....unless u add a zero.

You'd do Martha Stewart for free but pass on Sarah Palin?

Palin's hot a decent bod. She probably can get freaky being from Alaska and everything.

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

I have never seen the movie Indecent Proposal so I didn't know this question was about how much you would want to cheat on your significant other with someone you don't find attractive. If that is the case then I can't be bought that way.

I reckon you'd do it for $2K

That won't even pay for the new car I just bought. If I could be bought (and I can't), I'd at least like to be out of debt after the event.

PurpleJedi said:

Do you have a price?

To do what? Sex 'em? Stay the night? Take them out for a night on the town beforehand? Regardless, not that much. You better believe a condom would be involved and no oral would be taking place (if they were a stranger). And if it was all night it would be a bit more. But really, I'm going to be honest and say a couple thousand would probably do it for me.

Oh hey! I just scrolled down a bit and saw somebody else thought of the no oral clause.

ZombieKitten said:

So the bank's about to take your house and your car and your husband is about to divorce you if you don't put out for the $750,000 that would make everything ok again?

For $750,000 I'd do a lot more than spend the night with somebody.

missfee said:

Naw, I wouldn't do it for no price. Not interested in being a millionaire with AIDS, Herpes or the Clap.

I didn't know unprotected sex with STDs was part of the deal.

Cerebus said:

sextonseven said:

I don't want to spoil the game, but you guys are very optimistic about your rates.

You are pricing yourselves of the market.

I would adjust my price to attractiveness. Would do it if he was do-able. And with condom only.

However, that's not how it works in that bizz, is it? Reality is that the girls got to do him, regardless of how detesting the person in front of them is.

3000$ or more, probably

considering that the OP said it's a person "I'm not interested in"

dJJ said:

ZombieKitten said:

dJJ said:

I don't want to spoil the game, but you guys are very optimistic about your rates.

You are pricing yourselves of the market.

I would adjust my price to attractiveness. Would do it if he was do-able. And with condom only.

However, that's not how it works in that bizz, is it? Reality is that the girls got to do him, regardless of how detesting the person in front of them is.

But this thread isn't about being a hooker!!! It's about what it would take to sleep with a random unattractive person

Ah, I clearly misunderstood.

Than I change my answer. Because it's not a money matter anymore, but a drug thing.

For me, it would take some heavy anesthetic meds.

dJJ said:

ZombieKitten said:

dJJ said:

Ah, I clearly misunderstood.

Than I change my answer. Because it's not a money matter anymore, but a drug thing.

For me, it would take some heavy anesthetic meds.

rum would work just fine for me

I know.

I'm a drunk slut to.

dJJ said:

ZombieKitten said:

dJJ said: rum would work just fine for me

I know.

I'm a drunk slut too.

!!!!!