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Thread started 06/03/12 4:18pm

JoeTyler

Are mosquitoes humanity's natural enemy...

other than humanity itself?

I hate the motherfockers. What's their purpose? To drink up blood of other beings (something incredibly NASTY if you think about it for a second)? to propagate diseases? to be a pain in the ass (sometimes literally)? I just CAN'T see their role in the whole cicle of life. Ok, humans don't fit either, but that's not the point here, lol

their flying sound is annoying, intense and repetitive, they can't be reasoned with, you know they will try to sting you and steal your blood no matter what, they are never satisfied, the motherfockers just keep drinking and drinking until they're too fat/heavy to fly fast, and that's when they're easily killed...idiots...

and when they attack in groups (I mean, easily 200-300), they could even kill you, and there are some nasty big dangerous types of mosquitoes that are not a joke, but a total THREAT...

Verdict: 0 tolerance, no mercy, F*CK THEM, KILL'EM ALL mad confused

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Reply #1 posted 06/03/12 5:14pm

Dave1992

They serve as food for many other species, since you asked...

But, apart from that, I hate (and kill) them too, especially when they enter my home.

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Reply #2 posted 06/03/12 5:15pm

Timmy84

They were my enemy from four onwards. lol

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Reply #3 posted 06/03/12 5:28pm

imago

Only the female mosquitos do that.

You can't hate on all mosquitos because of what the girls do!

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Reply #4 posted 06/03/12 5:37pm

JoeTyler

imago said:

Only the female mosquitos do that.

You can't hate on all mosquitos because of what the girls do!

eek what do the males do/eat then?

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Reply #5 posted 06/03/12 5:39pm

JoeTyler

Dave1992 said:

They serve as food for many other species, since you asked...

hmm, ok, but I think those species could survive just eating the trillions of flies avalaible out there...

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Reply #6 posted 06/03/12 5:40pm

imago

JoeTyler said:

imago said:

Only the female mosquitos do that.

You can't hate on all mosquitos because of what the girls do!

eek what do the males do/eat then?

I don't know. lol

Now, I know how dumbfounded bible school teachers must feel if a child where to ask how God's angel of death could tell the difference between the first born Jewish boys and the non-Jewish ones.

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Reply #7 posted 06/03/12 6:37pm

Cinny

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I saw someone's kid's eyelid all swollen from a female mosquito bite!

Most people just itch from the saliva that the mosquito leaks into you.

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Reply #8 posted 06/04/12 1:55am

Visionnaire

imago said:

JoeTyler said:

eek what do the males do/eat then?

I don't know. lol

Now, I know how dumbfounded bible school teachers must feel if a child where to ask how God's angel of death could tell the difference between the first born Jewish boys and the non-Jewish ones.

I would assume circumcision might've played a role. Maybe the Angel used it's X-Ray vision to peep in on which peepers had hoodies & which ones didn'n.
Or maybe the AoD was being fed the information by God via telepathy. Remember, God is a psychic. From what I understand, He practically invented the idea of communication via transferred thoughts.
Hell, He practically invented everything, if memory serves me correctly.

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Reply #9 posted 06/04/12 2:01am

UncleGrandpa

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They are my enemy as I have become sick as shits from them, I look like a page of braile if I'm in the same place they are. YES, I hate them, damn pests. mad

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Reply #10 posted 06/04/12 2:02am

Visionnaire

Cinny said:

I saw someone's kid's eyelid all swollen from a female mosquito bite!

Most people just itch from the saliva that the mosquito leaks into you.


So does the saliva affect other mosquitos in same manner?
I mean, like if a female mosquito gave a male mosquito a blowjob, would it leave his dick all swollen & itchy?

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Reply #11 posted 06/04/12 4:21am

aardvark15

I hate them. How else does malaria spread? Horrible little creatures, expecially the big ones mad
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Reply #12 posted 06/04/12 10:37pm

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Hell yes, they are! I live in a very heavily wooded area and my Orkin people don't start spraying for the little buggers until after June 1. My yard isn't scheduled for it's first spraying of the season until Wednesday.

Over the holiday weekend, I thought I'd be brave and go out mid-morning and get in some yard work. I put on my long sleeve shirt and jacket, full length pants, gloves, tube socks, high top gym shoes and a big floppy hat, thinking I'd be protected. Yet, I have mosquito bites on my hands, arms, legs, backside, feet and head!

I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOES WITH A PASSION!!!! pissed

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Reply #13 posted 06/04/12 10:43pm

XxAxX

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mosquitoes are mighty unpleasant all right. nasty little critters imo

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Reply #14 posted 06/05/12 12:19am

tinaz

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One of those fuckers gave me West Nile!! mad

So they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Stupid fuckers.. mad

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Reply #15 posted 06/05/12 3:48am

SUPRMAN

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JoeTyler said:

other than humanity itself?

I hate the motherfockers. What's their purpose? To drink up blood of other beings (something incredibly NASTY if you think about it for a second)? to propagate diseases? to be a pain in the ass (sometimes literally)? I just CAN'T see their role in the whole cicle of life. Ok, humans don't fit either, but that's not the point here, lol

their flying sound is annoying, intense and repetitive, they can't be reasoned with, you know they will try to sting you and steal your blood no matter what, they are never satisfied, the motherfockers just keep drinking and drinking until they're too fat/heavy to fly fast, and that's when they're easily killed...idiots...

and when they attack in groups (I mean, easily 200-300), they could even kill you, and there are some nasty big dangerous types of mosquitoes that are not a joke, but a total THREAT...

Verdict: 0 tolerance, no mercy, F*CK THEM, KILL'EM ALL mad confused

Females bite you for your blood. To produce eggs. Males don't bite.

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Reply #16 posted 06/05/12 3:53am

SUPRMAN

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JoeTyler said:

imago said:

Only the female mosquitos do that.

You can't hate on all mosquitos because of what the girls do!

eek what do the males do/eat then?

Males and females typically feed on plant juices and nectar.

You supply the protein to produce eggs.

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Reply #17 posted 06/05/12 3:58am

Visionnaire

Why is it always the females that end up sucking the blood out of humanity...?


[Edited 6/4/12 21:01pm]

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Reply #18 posted 06/05/12 11:10am

JoeTyler

Visionnaire said:

Why is it always the females that end up sucking?


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Reply #19 posted 06/05/12 11:12am

JoeTyler

SUPRMAN said:

JoeTyler said:

eek what do the males do/eat then?

Males and females typically feed on plant juices and nectar.

You supply the protein to produce eggs.

sounds like PARASITE to me confused

and yeah, to produce eggs and to satisfy her gluttony: do they really need to sting SEVERAL times? confused confused

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Reply #20 posted 06/05/12 11:12am

JoeTyler

tinaz said:

One of those fuckers gave me West Nile!! mad

So they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Stupid fuckers.. mad

eek motherf*cker mad

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Reply #21 posted 06/05/12 2:45pm

Cinny

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tinaz said:

One of those fuckers gave me West Nile!! mad

So they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Stupid fuckers.. mad

FACK mad

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Reply #22 posted 06/05/12 3:05pm

muirdo

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Deet is your friend.

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Reply #23 posted 06/05/12 3:19pm

Poplife88

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JoeTyler said:

tinaz said:

One of those fuckers gave me West Nile!! mad

So they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Stupid fuckers.. mad

eek motherf*cker mad

OMG...I hate those fucking things so much. I can't stand outside on a summer night even with all the bug repellent, bug lights, fans, without getting attacked all night. Those c*nts just seem to love my Irish Guinness filled blood. I seriously look like I have chicken pox after one night around a bon fire. Those mofo's can fuck themselves til they end up in the 7th level of hell.

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Reply #24 posted 06/05/12 4:35pm

Timmy84

tinaz said:

One of those fuckers gave me West Nile!! mad

So they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Stupid fuckers.. mad

damn! the West Nile?! eek

that's 100 levels of fucked up right there. disbelief

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Reply #25 posted 06/05/12 4:35pm

PurpleJedi

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Mosquitos are evil.

BUT...I'd rather deal with a thousand mosquito bites than just ONE of any number of parastitic worms that a human can get afflicted with.

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BOTFLY larvae anyone?

barf

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Reply #26 posted 06/05/12 5:06pm

catpark

Mosquitoes are scary.

In Jamaica nothing work, sprays, tablets, fans, sheets..... everyday I was getting bitten badly and on the flight back they were growing into big water boils! In Greece they were just as bad. For some reason they were ok in Ibiza.

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Reply #27 posted 06/05/12 6:29pm

kiasheri

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catpark said:

Mosquitoes are scary.

In Jamaica nothing work, sprays, tablets, fans, sheets..... everyday I was getting bitten badly and on the flight back they were growing into big water boils! In Greece they were just as bad. For some reason they were ok in Ibiza.

where is ibiza???

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Reply #28 posted 06/05/12 7:25pm

aardvark15

PurpleJedi said:

Mosquitos are evil.



BUT...I'd rather deal with a thousand mosquito bites than just ONE of any number of parastitic worms that a human can get afflicted with.


shake



BOTFLY larvae anyone?





barf


eek what the fuck is that!!!!! It looks like something from Alien
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Reply #29 posted 06/05/12 7:43pm

PurpleJedi

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aardvark15 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Mosquitos are evil.

BUT...I'd rather deal with a thousand mosquito bites than just ONE of any number of parastitic worms that a human can get afflicted with.

shake

BOTFLY larvae anyone?

barf

eek what the fuck is that!!!!!!!!! It looks like something from Alien

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The larvae burrows into your skin and lives there, sucking your blood, until it's ready to pupate and emerges.

Larvae;

Adult;

It's disgusting.

Like I said...I'll take a thousand mosquito bites rather than ever get ONE of those!!!!

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