No, the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, assures the CDC

Reply #61 posted 05/31/12 5:43pm

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Fuck this shit! Y'all better quit playing and learn the damn rules! razz

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Reply #62 posted 06/01/12 3:16pm

JoeyC

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Here's another one for you guys. This one was fond of human brains and human hearts! He also talked about his love for human flesh on his facebook page.

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Reply #63 posted 06/01/12 3:43pm

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I blame it all on Obama. boxed lol

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Reply #64 posted 06/01/12 4:27pm

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noimageatall said:

I blame it all on Obama.

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Reply #65 posted 06/01/12 4:47pm

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Cerebus said:

noimageatall said:

I blame it all on Obama.

I was waiting for this. lol

On another note...

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Reply #66 posted 06/01/12 4:51pm

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noimageatall said:

Cerebus said:

I was waiting for this.

On another note...

I aim to please.

And on another note, Dahmer was fookin' creepy. I've known a couple people who did some pretty serious dirt that carried that same dispassionate gaze. Creepy McCreepersons.

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Reply #67 posted 06/01/12 5:07pm

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But seriously people...wtf is going on??? I am dead serious. Forgive the pun.

I'm easing into some conspiracy theories right about now. boxed shake

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Reply #68 posted 06/01/12 5:20pm

XxAxX

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^ the world really is a battleground between good and evil/balance and imbalance. we're entering a new phase right now, both in terms of human consciousness and the spread of information. gonna be a bumpy ride

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Reply #69 posted 06/01/12 6:05pm

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XxAxX said:

^ the world really is a battleground between good and evil/balance and imbalance. we're entering a new phase right now, both in terms of human consciousness and the spread of information. gonna be a bumpy ride

More bumpy than the last 100,000 years? lol

Anyway...I feel so reassured now. rolleyes razz

No, the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, assures the CDC

A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.

The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.

But what prompted the official reassurance?

The questions started after an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by police while hungrily devouring the face of a homeless man. Eugene, who may have been high on " bath salts " at the time of his vicious attack, seemed impervious to the bullets entering his naked body until the moment he collapsed, police said.

Then, on Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student in Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate and then eating his heart and parts of his brain. The cannibal's motives have not been explained. [Video: '5 Things I Learne... Cannibals]

Meanwhile, Canadian police are seeking Luka Rocco Magnotta, a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed and dismembered a young man, and then ate flesh from the corpse. He packaged and mailed other body parts to political offices in Ottawa.

Okay, zombies may not really exist, but clearly the world has troubles enough as it is.

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Reply #70 posted 06/01/12 6:13pm

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noimageatall said:

XxAxX said:

^ the world really is a battleground between good and evil/balance and imbalance. we're entering a new phase right now, both in terms of human consciousness and the spread of information. gonna be a bumpy ride

More bumpy than the last 100,000 years?

lol I say that to people pretty regularly. The world isn't all that different, but the way we recieve our information changed on weekly basis. We hear, see and read about every little wacky thing that goes down these days. 100 years ago it could have taken months to learn about something a few hundred miles away. 1000 years ago you may not have known about anything outside your surrounding area for your entire life. 10,000 years ago, we didn't know shit. lol

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Reply #71 posted 06/01/12 6:57pm

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From Sulu... wink

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"The face-eating zombie attacks are just peanuts compared to this."

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Reply #72 posted 06/01/12 6:58pm

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Cerebus said:

noimageatall said:

More bumpy than the last 100,000 years?

I say that to people pretty regularly. The world isn't all that different, but the way we recieve our information changed on weekly basis. We hear, see and read about every little wacky thing that goes down these days. 100 years ago it could have taken months to learn about something a few hundred miles away. 1000 years ago you may not have known about anything outside your surrounding area for your entire life. 10,000 years ago, we didn't know shit.

That could still apply... hmmm razz shrug

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Reply #73 posted 06/01/12 7:28pm

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Reply #74 posted 06/01/12 7:30pm

prittypriss	prittypriss said: Maybe there really is something to the conspiracy theory about chemtrails. Government spraying zombie dust on everyone!
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Reply #75 posted 06/01/12 7:37pm

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Reply #76 posted 06/01/12 10:33pm

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noimageatall said:

But seriously people...wtf is going on??? I am dead serious. Forgive the pun.

I'm easing into some conspiracy theories right about now.

If you really want to know. Don't let the sensationalism scare you. Start here...

and keep digging. geek

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Reply #77 posted 06/03/12 9:31am

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Let's not forget about the lady who tried to eat a baby's arm.....

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

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Oh, you have to copy and paste the link. shrug

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Reply #78 posted 06/03/12 9:42am

morningsong	HatrinaHaterwitz said: noimageatall said: But seriously people...wtf is going on??? I am dead serious. Forgive the pun. I'm easing into some conspiracy theories right about now. If you really want to know. Don't let the sensationalism scare you. Start here... http://www.nami.org/Templ...uts_report and keep digging. [Edited 6/3/12 9:43am]
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Reply #79 posted 06/03/12 9:46am

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KidaDynamite said:

Let's not forget about the lady who tried to eat a baby's arm.....

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

Oh, you have to copy and paste the link.

Mmm, baby arm. So tender and succulent.

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Reply #80 posted 06/03/12 9:58am

morningsong	^ All I can think about is that child is going to have a mouth full of cat hair, ewww, what a problem cleaning that out of that childs mouth.
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Reply #81 posted 06/03/12 10:04am

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morningsong said:

^ All I can think about is that child is going to have a mouth full of cat hair, ewww, what a problem cleaning that out of that childs mouth.

Yep. lol Also, I was thinking about my cats - one of whom looks EXACTLY like the cat in the picture. They would not play that game. That baby would be screaming loudly with cat scratches about it's face and hands if it tried that mess with one of my cats.

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Reply #82 posted 06/03/12 1:52pm

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The media is blowing this way out of proportion. People are seriously thinking a zombie apocalypse is coming confused

This shit happens all the time as many here have stated, this is like last year. When all those birds & fish where dying! and there where so many ''similar'' reports. That happens a lot to but because it was being reported.... END OF THE WORLD

Now people bite each other's face.... END OF THE WORLD

People please get a grip lol there are way worse thing's happening then people biting faces.

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Reply #83 posted 06/03/12 6:04pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

The media is blowing this way out of proportion. People are seriously thinking a zombie apocalypse is coming

This shit happens all the time as many here have stated, this is like last year. When all those birds & fish where dying! and there where so many ''similar'' reports. That happens a lot to but because it was being reported.... END OF THE WORLD

Now people bite each other's face.... END OF THE WORLD

People please get a grip there are way worse thing's happening then people biting faces.

It's nothing to worry about anyway, because Jesus is going to come back and save everyone from the zombies. biggrin

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Reply #84 posted 06/03/12 6:12pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

The media is blowing this way out of proportion. People are seriously thinking a zombie apocalypse is coming

This shit happens all the time as many here have stated, this is like last year. When all those birds & fish where dying! and there where so many ''similar'' reports. That happens a lot to but because it was being reported.... END OF THE WORLD

Now people bite each other's face.... END OF THE WORLD

People please get a grip there are way worse thing's happening then people biting faces.

Right. People have been eating people for the longest. Maybe they weren't as open about it and weren't snatching babies out of strollers for lunch but hey, it's happened. lol

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Reply #85 posted 06/03/12 6:45pm

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KidaDynamite said:

Gunsnhalen said:

The media is blowing this way out of proportion. People are seriously thinking a zombie apocalypse is coming

This shit happens all the time as many here have stated, this is like last year. When all those birds & fish where dying! and there where so many ''similar'' reports. That happens a lot to but because it was being reported.... END OF THE WORLD

Now people bite each other's face.... END OF THE WORLD

People please get a grip there are way worse thing's happening then people biting faces.

Right. People have been eating people for the longest. Maybe they weren't as open about it and weren't snatching babies out of strollers for lunch but hey, it's happened.

lol It has!

I mean it's a sick ass thought mad confused but..... well.

There is sick shit people do to each other everyday..... that i don't even wanna think of.

To put it in basics

PEOPLE=FUCKED UPP BULLSHIT razz

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Reply #86 posted 06/04/12 12:29am

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

noimageatall said:

But seriously people...wtf is going on??? I am dead serious. Forgive the pun.

I'm easing into some conspiracy theories right about now.

If you really want to know. Don't let the sensationalism scare you. Start here...

http://www.nami.org/Templ...uts_report

and keep digging.

We were talking about this in class the other day. disbelief Hell, they closed 6 mental health centers in Chicago...and they wonder why crime is escalating. sigh It's just getting worse and worse.

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Reply #87 posted 06/04/12 2:57pm

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morningsong said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

If you really want to know. Don't let the sensationalism scare you. Start here...

http://www.nami.org/Templ...uts_report

and keep digging.

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Reply #88 posted 06/04/12 2:59pm

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Reply #89 posted 06/04/12 3:10pm

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noimageatall said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

If you really want to know. Don't let the sensationalism scare you. Start here...

http://www.nami.org/Templ...uts_report

and keep digging.

We were talking about this in class the other day. Hell, they closed 6 mental health centers in Chicago...and they wonder why crime is escalating. It's just getting worse and worse.

They've closed so many in Detroit, it's ridiculous and I've lost count. Yet all those people STILL need help that they are not getting and our media has us talking about "Zombies". eek

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