just for the sake of it

sooooo good to fart when nobody's around

JoeTyler said:

just for the sake of it

sooooo good to fart when nobody's around

feels just as good in a crowded theatre or room,

and makes for some interestin conversation in an

elevator

KingBAD said:

JoeTyler said:

just for the sake of it

sooooo good to fart when nobody's around

feels just as good in a crowded theatre or room,

and makes for some interestin conversation in an

elevator

man, I started this (rather unsuccessful) thread to talk about the pleasure of farting when nobody's around, lol

A fart alone is always better than a fart in a crowded place.

Funny euphemisms people use for farts

gravy pants

firing scud missiles

turd honking

mud duck

panty burps

pant stainers

cut the cheese

trouser cough

k-fart

crack splitters

turd tooties

anal audio

great brown cloud

exercising the meat nozzle

Timmy84 said:

A fart alone is always better than a fart in a crowded place.

i beg to differ,

an unshared fart is a practicle waist

it's a selfish act to keep a fart to one's self.

so,

be kind to those around you and 'let one'

as often as you can. you may miss the opportunity

for meaninful conversation if you don't

KingBAD said:

Timmy84 said:

A fart alone is always better than a fart in a crowded place.

i beg to differ,

an unshared fart is a practicle waist

it's a selfish act to keep a fart to one's self.

so,

be kind to those around you and 'let one'

as often as you can. you may miss the opportunity

for meaninful conversation if you don't

I imagine how "the meaningful conversation" would be: "goddamn you stink" maybe?

imago said:

I can even smell that gif!

imago said:

I can say I've never farted on a date

that's an instant/classic turn-off

JoeTyler said:

I can say I've never farted on a date

that's an instant/classic turn-off

but you know it's love if

she looks at you frowns

then giggles

Timmy84 said:

KingBAD said:

i beg to differ,

an unshared fart is a practicle waist

it's a selfish act to keep a fart to one's self.

so,

be kind to those around you and 'let one'

as often as you can. you may miss the opportunity

for meaninful conversation if you don't

I imagine how "the meaningful conversation" would be: "goddamn you stink" maybe?