OK, me first...

Yo mama's so fat,
she went to the movies... and sat next to everyone!

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Aw, you're raining on my parade. I'm gonna rain on your sign o the times, now.

Sorry, couldn't resist,

Yo mama's so fat,
she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Mama's so fat, whenever she goes sunbathing, Greenpeace try to roll her back into the ocean.

Your mama's so fat her belt size is equator!

Your mama's so sad she gets banned from the Org for sending inflammatory Ornotes.

I love these games!

Okay here goes: Your momma's so fat she looks like a giant beach ball

Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Your dad is so gay, that he eats peanut butter and ky jelly sandwiches..

Your mama is so fat that when she walks outside in a red dress all the kids in the neighborhood chase her down the street yelling, "Kool Aid!"

Your sister is so ugly, they had to tie a piece of steak around her neck so that the dog would play with her!

your momma so fat neil armstrong landed on her by mistake. they still haven't found that american flag he planted. she'd still be in orbit if the space shuttle hadn't exploded on her.
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 16:56:45 PST 2003 by XxAxX]

Your mama is so fat that her blood type is fudge.

Your fellow Orger Haystack has such a low attention span that, ah fuck it!

Your mama is so boyish that Michael Jackson has been asking her out on dates.

snap

yo mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt helecopters try to land on her.

yo mama is so stupid she studied for a drug test!

Your moms arms are so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.


Your mom is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck


She's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party

YO MOMMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE IS SIT AROUND DA HOUSE,
SHE REALLY SIT AROUND DA HOUSE

YO LIL SISTER SO UGLY, SHE CAN SCARE DA STARVIN PITBULL OFF DA BACK OF A MEAT TRUCK
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 18:32:55 PST 2003 by CHEECHWIZARD]

Yo mama's so fat, she's even got her own zip code.

IceNine said:

No, it's "HEY Kool-Aid!!!"

Yo mama's so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she did a cameo in the intro to Raiders of the Lost Ark!

BorisFishpaw said:

ROTFLMAO

Yo mama's so stupid, she had to phone directory enquiries to get the number for 911.

you momma so supid dat she heard why older women fuck alot
and went to da butcher lookin for a white liver...

i don't know why you love your momma so much,
she still referin to you as a biological error.