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Most F***ed up meal you've made while drunk You know what Im talking about you come back from a night out and theres hardly anything in so you conjure up some terrible concoction. Mine seems to always me sandwiches with terrible combinations of ingredients on them, the worst i can remember was marmite and jelly on toast and dipped in in mayo wtf was I thinking No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking! | |
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I, thankfully, don't cook while drunk. I always go out for breakfast food right after drinking or have someone go through the Taco Bell drive through. But my dad was a drunken chef from time to time. He attempted to make fried cabbage on the stove but used lettuce instead.
And then there was the time he decided to cook spaghetti. He went to fart, shit his pants instead and then threw his underwear in the river next to our house. When we woke up in the morning his shitty drawers were hanging from a tree. Oh, the joys of being raised by an alcoholic. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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My roommate cut some left over pizza into large chunks and made an omlet out if it while in a drunken stupor...he thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread....looked like garbage disposal regurgitation | |
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Fried squid. "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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A burnt fishtick and meatloaf sandwich with mayo, ketchup, (catsup) velveeta chesse on chibatta bread | |
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Fried Sausage Alaska
Ingredients: 1 kilo Frozen Pork Sausages
Method: Take Frozen Sausages directly from freezer and place in frying pan...
Fry until it looks cooked... Then serve
Eating implements consist of knife, fork and Ice Pick
Book appointment with dentist before eating
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not a meal but Whiskey float! (that is glass of whiskey and a scoop of ice cream) "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: not a meal but Whiskey float! (that is glass of whiskey and a scoop of ice cream)   [Edited 5/22/12 5:32am] | |
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nammie said: A burnt fishtick and meatloaf sandwich with mayo, ketchup, (catsup) velveeta chesse on chibatta bread That shit actually sounds good! Not the half eaten bit left I'm bed...but the whole Sandwhich.  aside from the burnt aspect of course. | |
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Oops [Edited 5/22/12 5:31am] | |
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I haven't really anything I can think of, but once Jonart was here talking about some peperoni toast ketchup concotion that actually sounded very tempting | |
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the pizza omlet sounded good to me! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Oh Yeah..... I almost forgot my masterpiece... My Tuna Pasta Bake
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And my Microwaved egg in a wine glass
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Proper cleansed the palate that egg ! Yes sir ! Then chocolate turd pudding fa aftas !! if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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