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Reply #120 posted 02/28/03 8:54am

CarrieLee

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.


We will pretend that you are an ice cream cone... drool



Oh la la! That sounds like a lot of fun!




It will be fun... I don't like to waste ice cream either... every drop must be licked up.



Ok, but I've been know to drip a lot when licked the right way.
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Reply #121 posted 02/28/03 8:57am

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IceNine said:

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Horny otter. disbelief


I prefer being called a frisky otter...

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Yeah, whateva. It all comes down to the same thing: love horny kisses jerkoff ky whip spank boff zzz love...etc.
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Reply #122 posted 02/28/03 9:01am

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CarrieLee said:

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.


We will pretend that you are an ice cream cone... drool



Oh la la! That sounds like a lot of fun!




It will be fun... I don't like to waste ice cream either... every drop must be licked up.



Ok, but I've been know to drip a lot when licked the right way.


I have a prodigious thirst, so that is okay.

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Reply #123 posted 02/28/03 9:04am

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minneapolisgenius said:

IceNine said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Horny otter. disbelief


I prefer being called a frisky otter...

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Yeah, whateva. It all comes down to the same thing: love horny kisses jerkoff ky whip spank boff zzz love...etc.


That's what makes the world go around!

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Reply #124 posted 02/28/03 9:07am

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Fuck since every one is being honest I just as well...

but then again you might like it! nevermind


You don't really want to kick me in the nuts... come on now.

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Reply #125 posted 02/28/03 11:54am

marcuskuip

I like to kick you square in the nuts because Prince is driving me insane with his lack of info on the NPG Music Club and a 2003 Celebration!

But I can't kick hím quare in the nuts 'cause he won't let me in, so bend over and RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAHH!!
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Reply #126 posted 02/28/03 12:27pm

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marcuskuip said:

I like to kick you square in the nuts because Prince is driving me insane with his lack of info on the NPG Music Club and a 2003 Celebration!

But I can't kick hím quare in the nuts 'cause he won't let me in, so bend over and RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAHH!!


I'll ro sham bo you for the honor of kicking me in the nuts... I'll go first!

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Reply #127 posted 02/28/03 12:32pm

Muse2noPharaoh

Such Violence!
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Reply #128 posted 02/28/03 12:42pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Such Violence!


Stand in line, forum girl!

:LOL:
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Reply #129 posted 02/28/03 12:49pm

Muse2noPharaoh

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Such Violence!


Stand in line, forum girl!

:LOL:



For what? hmm
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Reply #130 posted 02/28/03 12:50pm

BorisFishpaw

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I hear you can achieve a 'higher mental state'
through being repeatedly kicked in the nuts.

Maybe you can conduct an experiment into
the validity of this hypothesis, and let us
know the result.
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Reply #131 posted 02/28/03 1:01pm

IceNine

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BorisFishpaw said:

I hear you can achieve a 'higher mental state'
through being repeatedly kicked in the nuts.

Maybe you can conduct an experiment into
the validity of this hypothesis, and let us
know the result.


As you know, the results will not be valid if there is only one test subject... I suggest that you join in this bold venture and dedicate your nuts to science!

:LOL:
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Reply #132 posted 02/28/03 3:59pm

XxAxX

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starstarstarstarstar
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Reply #133 posted 02/28/03 4:20pm

IceNine

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XxAxX said:

starstarstarstarstar


I might be seeing stars if anyone lands a really good kick square in the old apple barrel.

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Reply #134 posted 02/28/03 4:25pm

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[This message was edited Fri Feb 28 16:26:41 PST 2003 by XxAxX]
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Reply #135 posted 02/28/03 4:25pm

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aren't you kinda sore from all the action your nuts have seen lately? even from here i'm feelin your pain, all those people up there having at you like that. yet, you still keep coming back for more. how do you do it? giving new meaning to the words, hanging tough
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Reply #136 posted 02/28/03 4:29pm

IceNine

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XxAxX said:

aren't you kinda sore from all the action your nuts have seen lately? even from here i'm feelin your pain, all those people up there having at you like that. yet, you still keep coming back for more. how do you do it? giving new meaning to the words, hanging tough


Some people call me Iron Balls McGinty!

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Reply #137 posted 02/28/03 9:41pm

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...I think he likes it.
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Reply #138 posted 02/28/03 9:44pm

IceNine

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You know what?

I still haven't felt the warm leather of an inbound boot on my nuts.

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Reply #139 posted 02/28/03 9:51pm

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For fuck's sake, won't one of you heartless bastards shoe me in the goddamned nuts already???
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Reply #140 posted 02/28/03 10:22pm

Muse2noPharaoh

bored
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Reply #141 posted 02/28/03 10:28pm

LaVisHh

Kicks IceNine HARD in the nuts with her steel-toe shoe.

mr.green
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Reply #142 posted 02/28/03 10:28pm

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LaVisHh said:

Kicks IceNine HARD in the nuts with her steel-toe shoe.

mr.green


Ooooh... Yeah, baby... you know what I like!

Come to daddy!
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Reply #143 posted 02/28/03 10:31pm

LaVisHh

IceNine said:

LaVisHh said:

Kicks IceNine HARD in the nuts with her steel-toe shoe.

mr.green


Ooooh... Yeah, baby... you know what I like!

Come to daddy!


runs as far the hell away from IceNine as she can

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Reply #144 posted 02/28/03 10:35pm

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LaVisHh said:

IceNine said:

LaVisHh said:

Kicks IceNine HARD in the nuts with her steel-toe shoe.

mr.green


Ooooh... Yeah, baby... you know what I like!

Come to daddy!


runs as far the hell away from IceNine as she can

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IceNine chases LaVisHh with a special jackhammer with a floppy dildo attached to the end of it in place of the concrete-piercing metal tip... Lav stops running... drops to the ground and does some strange yoga move... IceNine is momentarily puzzled but says "what the fuck," puts on a hard-hat and goes to work.
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Reply #145 posted 02/28/03 10:37pm

Muse2noPharaoh

Why i oughta! mad



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Reply #146 posted 02/28/03 10:39pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

Why i oughta! mad





Don't be mad... I was just playing with Lav... :LOL:
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Reply #147 posted 02/28/03 10:39pm

Muse2noPharaoh

pfft! Never mind!

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Reply #148 posted 02/28/03 10:41pm

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

pfft! Never mind!



You would never leave me... you might TRY, but you couldn't do it... :LOL:
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Reply #149 posted 02/28/03 10:42pm

Muse2noPharaoh

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Muse2noPharaoh said:

pfft! Never mind!



You would never leave me... you might TRY, but you couldn't do it... :LOL:



hmm Oh is that so? mad
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