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Reply #90 posted 02/27/03 6:24pm

wellbeyond

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wellbeyond said:

Because it's windy out...


That is a pretty good reason, but I am looking for something slightly more meaningful.

Because the winds are from the northwest at 10 mph...
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Reply #91 posted 02/27/03 6:24pm

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wellbeyond said:

IceNine said:

wellbeyond said:

Because it's windy out...


That is a pretty good reason, but I am looking for something slightly more meaningful.

Because the winds are from the northwest at 10 mph...


Now we are getting down to specifics and you are building a pretty strong case for kicking me square in the nuts... keep going.
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Reply #92 posted 02/27/03 6:25pm

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Goddamn, there is some good ball-kicking action in those comics!



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Reply #93 posted 02/27/03 8:26pm

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Because light cock and ball torture turns me on.
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Reply #94 posted 02/27/03 8:44pm

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I would like to kick you in the nuts because you have invited me too. I've got nothin against you but I'm not going to knock back a good invitation for a good ole nut kicking. biggrin
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Reply #95 posted 02/27/03 8:52pm

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For the record - I have absolutely no interest in your nuts... or the need to kick them, however appealing the invitation.

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Reply #96 posted 02/27/03 8:52pm

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bkw said:

I would like to kick you in the nuts because you have invited me too. I've got nothin against you but I'm not going to knock back a good invitation for a good ole nut kicking. biggrin

Don't get your hopes up. He just teases you with it.
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Reply #97 posted 02/27/03 8:54pm

LaVisHh

YOU KNOW WHY

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Reply #98 posted 02/27/03 11:35pm

REDFEATHERS

Because I wanna know how long the pointed toe on my high leather boots lasts before it starts bending..




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Reply #99 posted 02/27/03 11:36pm

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ONE MORE FO DA ROAD


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Reply #100 posted 02/27/03 11:46pm

REDFEATHERS

I need the practice for the guy I really am gonna kick square in the nuts...


Your thread made my computer crash...


And also you would enjoy me kicking you square in the nuts...


Anger management...


How many reasons do you want??? Do you really need a reason???



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Reply #101 posted 02/27/03 11:59pm

REDFEATHERS

Because I am getting a spot/pimple on my forehead so that deserves a good kick in the nuts for you too..

mad

Experimental sadism...how many kicks could you take till I break the skin and your scrotum explodes?? Now that would be a good party trick..

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It would also give me good enough reason for staying in the states..

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Reply #102 posted 02/28/03 12:15am

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I'll kick you squar in tha nuts!

Cuz you're a tree-hugging donkey-raping shit-eating cock-meister hippy.

And... that otter avatar is so..
well you know...
...
I rest my case.
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Reply #103 posted 02/28/03 3:45am

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EricCartman said:

I'll kick you squar in tha nuts!

Cuz you're a tree-hugging donkey-raping shit-eating cock-meister hippy.

And... that otter avatar is so..
well you know...
...
I rest my case.


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Reply #104 posted 02/28/03 6:36am

CarrieLee

Awww Ice, I wouldn't do that! How bout I give you a soft little "squeeze" instead? wink
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Reply #105 posted 02/28/03 6:38am

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CarrieLee said:

Awww Ice, I wouldn't do that! How bout I give you a soft little "squeeze" instead? wink


I can be there in 8 hours!

:O
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Reply #106 posted 02/28/03 6:42am

CarrieLee

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Awww Ice, I wouldn't do that! How bout I give you a soft little "squeeze" instead? wink


I can be there in 8 hours!

:O



Hmmm, 8 hours? Well I'll be in hot sweaty yoga. You can meet me there and help me with my stretches.
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Reply #107 posted 02/28/03 7:00am

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CarrieLee said:

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Awww Ice, I wouldn't do that! How bout I give you a soft little "squeeze" instead? wink


I can be there in 8 hours!

:O



Hmmm, 8 hours? Well I'll be in hot sweaty yoga. You can meet me there and help me with my stretches.


Oh god, yes... this will be fun!

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Reply #108 posted 02/28/03 7:14am

CarrieLee

I expect to be a tad bit more flexible as this yoga will be taking place in a room that is 95 degrees. Can you handle it Ice? It will be just like stretching in a sauna! Sounds like great sticky sweaty fun!
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Reply #109 posted 02/28/03 7:17am

applekisses

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EricCartman said:

I'll kick you squar in tha nuts!

Cuz you're a tree-hugging donkey-raping shit-eating cock-meister hippy.

And... that otter avatar is so..
well you know...
...
I rest my case.


I will not give you the triangle of zinthar!


I'll rochambeau you for it! lol
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Reply #110 posted 02/28/03 7:17am

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CarrieLee said:

I expect to be a tad bit more flexible as this yoga will be taking place in a room that is 95 degrees. Can you handle it Ice? It will be just like stretching in a sauna! Sounds like great sticky sweaty fun!


Not only can I handle it... I LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

Sweat... drool
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Reply #111 posted 02/28/03 7:33am

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Reply #112 posted 02/28/03 7:34am

CarrieLee

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.
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Reply #113 posted 02/28/03 7:47am

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CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.


We will pretend that you are an ice cream cone... drool
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Reply #114 posted 02/28/03 7:50am

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CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.

Bikram?
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Reply #115 posted 02/28/03 8:10am

CarrieLee

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.


We will pretend that you are an ice cream cone... drool



Oh la la! That sounds like a lot of fun!


And yes minneapolisgenius...it's bikram yoga.
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Reply #116 posted 02/28/03 8:24am

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CarrieLee said:

IceNine said:

CarrieLee said:

Good. I'll teach you how to do some interesting yoga positions. I'm sure you can use them after yoga class as well.


We will pretend that you are an ice cream cone... drool



Oh la la! That sounds like a lot of fun!




It will be fun... I don't like to waste ice cream either... every drop must be licked up.
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Reply #117 posted 02/28/03 8:49am

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Horny otter. disbelief
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Reply #118 posted 02/28/03 8:51am

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Horny otter. disbelief


I prefer being called a frisky otter...

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Reply #119 posted 02/28/03 8:54am

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Fuck since every one is being honest I just as well...

but then again you might like it! nevermind
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