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Reply #30 posted 02/27/03 5:02pm

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liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

XxAxX said:

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?



lol IceNine will now forever be labeled for beating off donkeys with a rubber glove.


Rubber glove??? RUBBER GLOVE???

You obviously know NOTHING about beating off donkeys.

Fucking neophytes!!!



Whatever rolleyes save it for the otters.


Oh... now you are saying that you are better at beating off horses and donkeys than I am???

FUCK YOU! I am the CHAMPION!



I can't even beat myself off let alone otters and donkeys.
You've cornered the market on them skillz.

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Well, you've always gotz your spelling to fallz back on.

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Are you a good liar??? If not, you should not even apply for a job there!

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Reply #31 posted 02/27/03 5:03pm

Pochacco

Ice Id rather lick your nuts lick wink

Much love yes Pochacco
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Reply #32 posted 02/27/03 5:03pm

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Pochacco said:

Ice Id rather lick your nuts lick wink

Much love yes Pochacco


Is it painful?
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Reply #33 posted 02/27/03 5:05pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I would kick you in the nuts so hard they popped out your mouth!


I'd like to see you fucking try it!

Why don't you hop on your minature schnauzer and trot your way over here, missy... let's see what you got!


I would kick you in the nuts, and then grab them, and rip them off, and shove them down your stupid fucking throat!
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Reply #34 posted 02/27/03 5:07pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I would kick you in the nuts so hard they popped out your mouth!


I'd like to see you fucking try it!

Why don't you hop on your minature schnauzer and trot your way over here, missy... let's see what you got!


I would kick you in the nuts, and then grab them, and rip them off, and shove them down your stupid fucking throat!


Okay... that is starting to sound fun... but WHY would you like to do it?

That is the question, dill pickle ass.
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Reply #35 posted 02/27/03 5:07pm

liberation

IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]

IceNine said:

liberation said:

XxAxX said:

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?




Yes...it is very liberating to know i will always have a job with NPGMC.

smile


Are you a good liar??? If not, you should not even apply for a job there!

:LOL:



It is standard requirement on the application form that you be able to lick ass on a reular basis, a PHD in Princebonics and an almost manic knowledge of Prince trivia.

Bart was a strong contender for the job but sadly his commitments to building a lego land model of Paisley Park kept him out of the running.

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Reply #36 posted 02/27/03 5:07pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I would kick you in the nuts so hard they popped out your mouth!


I'd like to see you fucking try it!

Why don't you hop on your minature schnauzer and trot your way over here, missy... let's see what you got!


I would kick you in the nuts, and then grab them, and rip them off, and shove them down your stupid fucking throat!

Mmmm...sweet thing, isn't she? hmm
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Reply #37 posted 02/27/03 5:09pm

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IceNine said:

Okay... that is starting to sound fun... but WHY would you like to do it?

That is the question, dill pickle ass.


Well, ass brains...

I would do it because you are a total fucking prick and you deserve to eat your own nuts. smile
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Reply #38 posted 02/27/03 5:09pm

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liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

XxAxX said:

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?




Yes...it is very liberating to know i will always have a job with NPGMC.

smile


Are you a good liar??? If not, you should not even apply for a job there!

:LOL:



It is standard requirement on the application form that you be able to lick ass on a reular basis, a PHD in Princebonics and an almost manic knowledge of Prince trivia.

Bart was a strong contender for the job but sadly his commitments to building a lego land model of Paisley Park kept him out of the running.

smile


I wonder if Prince's ass ever gets sore from all the ass kissing he gets from the "yes" men he keeps around him to make him feel important?
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Reply #39 posted 02/27/03 5:10pm

liberation

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Okay... that is starting to sound fun... but WHY would you like to do it?

That is the question, dill pickle ass.


Well, ass brains...

I would do it because you are a total fucking prick and you deserve to eat your own nuts. smile



You and IceNine have issues? confuse


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Reply #40 posted 02/27/03 5:10pm

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althom said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I would kick you in the nuts so hard they popped out your mouth!


I'd like to see you fucking try it!

Why don't you hop on your minature schnauzer and trot your way over here, missy... let's see what you got!


I would kick you in the nuts, and then grab them, and rip them off, and shove them down your stupid fucking throat!

Mmmm...sweet thing, isn't she? hmm


"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"
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Reply #41 posted 02/27/03 5:11pm

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IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin
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Reply #42 posted 02/27/03 5:12pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin


I am sure!

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Reply #43 posted 02/27/03 5:13pm

liberation

IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]

IceNine said:

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

XxAxX said:

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?




Yes...it is very liberating to know i will always have a job with NPGMC.

smile


Are you a good liar??? If not, you should not even apply for a job there!

:LOL:



It is standard requirement on the application form that you be able to lick ass on a reular basis, a PHD in Princebonics and an almost manic knowledge of Prince trivia.

Bart was a strong contender for the job but sadly his commitments to building a lego land model of Paisley Park kept him out of the running.

smile


I wonder if Prince's ass ever gets sore from all the ass kissing he gets from the "yes" men he keeps around him to make him feel important?




One would assume he has some rota system whereby every other day his balls get licked and then the cheeks of his arse, followed by a quick lick of the actual poop shoot.
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Reply #44 posted 02/27/03 5:15pm

IceNine

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liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]liberation said:[quote]IceNine said:[quote]

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

IceNine said:

liberation said:

XxAxX said:

you kinkjob, can't you find a better outlet for your carnal appetite? and what, WHAT exactly does your gal have to say when you give her a kiss with donkeybutt breath?




Yes...it is very liberating to know i will always have a job with NPGMC.

smile


Are you a good liar??? If not, you should not even apply for a job there!

:LOL:



It is standard requirement on the application form that you be able to lick ass on a reular basis, a PHD in Princebonics and an almost manic knowledge of Prince trivia.

Bart was a strong contender for the job but sadly his commitments to building a lego land model of Paisley Park kept him out of the running.

smile


I wonder if Prince's ass ever gets sore from all the ass kissing he gets from the "yes" men he keeps around him to make him feel important?




One would assume he has some rota system whereby every other day his balls get licked and then the cheeks of his arse, followed by a quick lick of the actual poop shoot.


I wonder if he provides lip balm for his employees or if he just uses Turtle Wax on his ass cheeks to make the lips glide across it... hmmm...
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Reply #45 posted 02/27/03 5:15pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin


I am sure!

biggrin


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Reply #46 posted 02/27/03 5:16pm

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now now it's not prince's nuts we're kicking. i bet HE'S never sucked off a donkey.
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Reply #47 posted 02/27/03 5:16pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin


I am sure!

biggrin


I am looking for pictures of Sergei Fedorov for you to masturbate to, because I appreciate you so.


Thank you... does he have a burro?
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Reply #48 posted 02/27/03 5:17pm

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XxAxX said:

now now it's not prince's nuts we're kicking. i bet HE'S never sucked off a donkey.


HEY!!!

Nobody said anything about sucking a donkey here!!! Leave Larry Graham out of this!!!
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Reply #49 posted 02/27/03 5:18pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin


I am sure!

biggrin


I am looking for pictures of Sergei Fedorov for you to masturbate to, because I appreciate you so.


Thank you... does he have a burro?


Tiene un burro.
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Reply #50 posted 02/27/03 5:19pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

"Oh oh, sweet thing... Battier is my everything!"


You're not the only one to have said that. biggrin


I am sure!

biggrin


I am looking for pictures of Sergei Fedorov for you to masturbate to, because I appreciate you so.


Thank you... does he have a burro?


Tiene un burro.


I'm not sure what that means, but I am guessing that you said that you wanted to fuck a burro... I agree, burros are really fucking hot and they KNOW how to please.
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Reply #51 posted 02/27/03 5:20pm

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IceNine said:

I'm not sure what that means, but I am guessing that you said that you wanted to fuck a burro... I agree, burros are really fucking hot and they KNOW how to please.

Well, it actually said, "He has a donkey." But whatever wets your panties, man...
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Reply #52 posted 02/27/03 5:21pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

I'm not sure what that means, but I am guessing that you said that you wanted to fuck a burro... I agree, burros are really fucking hot and they KNOW how to please.

Well, it actually said, "He has a donkey." But whatever wets your panties, man...


I never wear panties... they get in the way of my unbridled, animal lust... I must be FREE!
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Reply #53 posted 02/27/03 5:23pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

I'm not sure what that means, but I am guessing that you said that you wanted to fuck a burro... I agree, burros are really fucking hot and they KNOW how to please.

Well, it actually said, "He has a donkey." But whatever wets your panties, man...


I never wear panties... they get in the way of my unbridled, animal lust... I must be FREE!


Sometimes, you say things that horrify me, sir. That was one of them. biggrin
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Reply #54 posted 02/27/03 5:25pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

I'm not sure what that means, but I am guessing that you said that you wanted to fuck a burro... I agree, burros are really fucking hot and they KNOW how to please.

Well, it actually said, "He has a donkey." But whatever wets your panties, man...


I never wear panties... they get in the way of my unbridled, animal lust... I must be FREE!


Sometimes, you say things that horrify me, sir. That was one of them. biggrin


Excellent!

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Terror is my middle name!

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Reply #55 posted 02/27/03 5:26pm

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IceNine said:

Excellent!

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Terror is my middle name!

IceTerrorNine


I thought it was Borscht?
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Reply #56 posted 02/27/03 5:29pm

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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Excellent!

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Terror is my middle name!

IceTerrorNine


I thought it was Borscht?


Nope... but I do remember your original org name:

BattierBeMyBorschtAss
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Reply #57 posted 02/27/03 5:32pm

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IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

IceNine said:

Excellent!

biggrin

Terror is my middle name!

IceTerrorNine


I thought it was Borscht?


Nope... but I do remember your original org name:

BattierBeMyBorschtAss


smile You caught me. I confess. biggrin
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Reply #58 posted 02/27/03 5:33pm

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DA KICKIN OF DA NUTZ IS A MAJOR PART OF MA 'TIME DISTORTION TRICK'
IF YOU IS WANTS TA GET YO NUTZ KICKED BY DA BEST
COME TO DA CHEECH!!!






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Reply #59 posted 02/27/03 5:36pm

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CHEECHWIZARD said:

DA KICKIN OF DA NUTZ IS A MAJOR PART OF MA 'TIME DISTORTION TRICK'
IF YOU IS WANTS TA GET YO NUTZ KICKED BY DA BEST
COME TO DA CHEECH!!!


This is a fine offer... probably the best one yet!
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