Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have to tell you my pirate story!

Me and the kids were in Aldi a few weeks ago in the vegies aisle, and all of a sudden we heard "AARRRRRRRR"

it was really REALLY loud we jumped out of our skins

and then there was laughing like "ARGH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

and my kids looked scared but thrilled all the same "WHO IS SAYING THAT MUMMY???"

and then we rounded the corner, and there was a guy, who was pretty short, but otherwise normal looking who was there with his elderly mother. I think he was a person with Tourettes, but his outbursts were kind of only PIRATE ones

My kids asked me if he was maybe an elf pirate god bless them

I actually shed a little laughter tear. If you're going to have Tourettes, that would be the way to go!

"Arrrrrrr! Hahahaha!"

"Booty! Arrrrgh!"

"Landlubber! Arrrrr!"

Elf pirates.

arrrghhhhh me hearties! yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

aardvark15 said:

I could care less what I use just as long as I get what I want Try KAT

The fuck is that? I've never even heard of it.

I usually just put the title of whatever I'm searching in Google and go to the first link that looks legit and download it from there.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Aaarrrrg!

I have to tell you my pirate story!

Me and the kids were in Aldi a few weeks ago in the vegies aisle, and all of a sudden we heard "AARRRRRRRR"

it was really REALLY loud we jumped out of our skins

and then there was laughing like "ARGH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

and my kids looked scared but thrilled all the same "WHO IS SAYING THAT MUMMY???"

and then we rounded the corner, and there was a guy, who was pretty short, but otherwise normal looking who was there with his elderly mother. I think he was a person with Tourettes, but his outbursts were kind of only PIRATE ones

My kids asked me if he was maybe an elf pirate god bless them

And ELF PIRATE!!!

Awesome!