I dont think ive ever had it... I have eaten a few different things that have made me sick, but I dont think it was food poisoning...

It from Thanksgiving a few years ago. I have no idea what food caused it. All I know is, the next day, I was horribly sick. Cold sweats, vomiting and diarrhea. The worst part is that I was working at Kohl's and scheduled to work Black Friday I tried calling in sick, but because half the other employees had already done that, presumably because they were irresponsible, drunk bastards, I was told that I must at least try to come in.

First I had to drag myself out of bed, then I had to get something on my stomach so I could take some Pepto. I had a ginger ale and I grabbed some McD fries since that was the only thing I could think about w/o dry heaving (though I don't know how ) I threw all that up by the time I got to work.

I worked for about 15 min. before I had to go the bathroom which lasted for 20 min., and I proceeded to alternate between that about 3 times before I gave up and told my mgr. I had to leave. Those assholes of course waved me off, probably assuming I was just hungover, which pissed me the fuck off. I hated that place.

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thekidsgirl said:

One Thanksgiving, my whole family chipped in to hire this woman my aunt recommended to prepare dinner for us all.

She was really stressed out while cooking and the food tasted pretty crappy, and of course the next day EVERYONE who ate was sick

Since then, my cousin has made most of our holiday meals

Thanksgiving is what fgot me too! Damn Thanksgiving dinners! So good, yet so deadly.

Ms Trina, I am on the mend, but Denny's is no joke. My friend got food poisoning there-not the same Denny's I got sick at-a few months ago.

Not certain where I got sick. But I couldn't hold down water, or ice cubes in my mouth. Basically anything and everything digested would force immediate vomiting (with in 10-15 seconds). That lasted about 10 hours (All night long) rotating from on the toilet to next to the toilet. Thank goodness for Rx nausea meds.

kewlschool said:

Not certain where I got sick. But I couldn't hold down water, or ice cubes in my mouth. Basically anything and everything digested would force immediate vomiting (with in 10-15 seconds). That lasted about 10 hours (All night long) rotating from on the toilet to next to the toilet. Thank goodness for Rx nausea meds.

could also have been a flu or a parasite

Deadcake said:

kewlschool said:

Not certain where I got sick. But I couldn't hold down water, or ice cubes in my mouth. Basically anything and everything digested would force immediate vomiting (with in 10-15 seconds). That lasted about 10 hours (All night long) rotating from on the toilet to next to the toilet. Thank goodness for Rx nausea meds.

could also have been a flu or a parasite

The dr said either intestinal flu or food poisoning-it wasn't worth the test to prove it either way.

That vomiting was miserable. But on the plus side at least I know what it's like to be a super model.

I was eating a hamburger as a freshman at UT in the Jester drom cafetaria. All of a sudden I bit into a section that tasted like complete garbage. Like it seemed like spoiled garbage and it was discolored.

That night I went into a fever that lasted three days. No stomach sickness, no pooping... a high high fever. So high that I probably should have gone to the hospital, but I was in my top dorm bunk... hallucinating. I kept thinking there was a car engine alongside the bed that I had to take apart and put back together.

After three days I woke up, and was fine. I can't even remember if I ate or if a friend brought me a few snacks. It's so hazy.

I made a student film about it called "Meat is Murder".

ufoclub said:

I was eating a hamburger as a freshman at UT in the Jester drom cafetaria. All of a sudden I bit into a section that tasted like complete garbage. Like it seemed like spoiled garbage and it was discolored.

That night I went into a fever that lasted three days. No stomach sickness, no pooping... a high high fever. So high that I probably should have gone to the hospital, but I was in my top dorm bunk... hallucinating. I kept thinking there was a car engine alongside the bed that I had to take apart and put back together.

After three days I woke up, and was fine. I can't even remember if I ate or if a friend brought me a few snacks. It's so hazy.

I made a student film about it called "Meat is Murder".

rotten meat is suicide

I went to a coffee shop and had a burger & fries, then went to a concert. I smoked some pot in the bathroom, and went to my seat (I was young and didn't want the person I was with to know that I was smoking)

As I sat there I started getting high, then higher, then way too high, then over the top like my head was spinning and I was going to puke. I went to the bathroom, and I could barely see straight. It seemed that time was going backward. I felt like I could not keep reality straight.

I spent the entire concert in the bathroom, curled up on the floor of the stall, with people opening the door into my back and laughing at me, thinking I was drunk. I never actually got sick, but I felt sicker than I ever have.

The concert ended and I knew I needed to find my friends to catch my ride home, so I staggared out of the bathroom, and lo and behold I was right next to the first aid station!!!! I could have had a comfortable cot to lie on and some medical attention. By some miracle I managed to find their car.

I thought I might have had some odd reaction to the weed, but my friend who shared my fries said she got sick too. I'm sure the pot didn't help, but in ten years of smoking, that has never happened to me. Only lasted a few hours

The Monday after the Superbowl, a group of teachers were absent.

There was a buzz that they were all hungover from the party at one teacher's house...

A couple of days later, my co-teacher told me that the party was "pot luck", and something there made him sick. I talked to a few of them, and they were all home sick from something they ate.

I'm glad I wasn't invited!

scriptgirl said:

Is Kelsey's a well known restaurant?

Kelsey's is a Canadian Bar & Grill restaurant franchise. In Canada, yes, it's well-known.

Man.

One time i bought and cooked some imitation crab meat. I didn't eat it i right away so it sat on the stove for about 3 hours. I finally nuked and ate it. I got so sick, i was throwing up and s******* at the same time. The sickness lasted for about 2 1/2 days. I thought i was going to die.

thekidsgirl said:

One Thanksgiving, my whole family chipped in to hire this woman my aunt recommended to prepare dinner for us all.

She was really stressed out while cooking and the food tasted pretty crappy, and of course the next day EVERYONE who ate was sick

Since then, my cousin has made most of our holiday meals

Sounds like Typhoid Mary was resurrected.

Outback Steak House bloom fuggin onion and sauce. I remember distinctly eating my food at the bar, something I usually never do. The food was not tasty at all. A few hours later, I was shitting grease and my stomach was cramping something terrible. A girlfriend had eaten the same thing, and she got sick, too. I called the manager of the restaurant to let him know that we had gotten sick. This fool tries to placate us by offering us "a discount on your next meal." Nuccah, please! You ain got to worry bout my ass blackening your door evah! Take that bloomin onion and shove it where the sun don't shine!