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Thread started 04/27/12 7:26am

funkpill

A Woman Was Shaking Out A Rug On The Balcony

Of her 17th floor condominium, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.

While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance.

As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her. confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/27/12 8:29am

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Reply #2 posted 04/27/12 8:54am

chocolate1

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omg lol

Happy Friday! biggrin

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #3 posted 04/27/12 11:45am

ThisOne	i'm going to have to remember this one mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #5 posted 04/27/12 2:26pm

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falloff

Happy Friday!!!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #6 posted 04/27/12 3:07pm

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I would've just lied to the first guy.

shrug lol

The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl

"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror)

"I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" lol

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Reply #7 posted 04/27/12 3:45pm

luvsexy4all	a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see A little boy... priest says to the rabbi " id like to fuck that boy" rabbi says "out of how much money"?
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