I am sorry Haystack. I promised you 'til death do us part, or sheets fall apart' in our org virtual marriage and dutch oven-isms... I have... (choke, splutter) strayed...

I firstly looked at a UFO with his arms up (check him out, reckon you'll like him too), then I looked at taken fruit Wellbeyond and his wonderful 'balls. But, most seriously, I now actually fancy the look of someone. I fancy Teller! Not only is he an interesting person, he's a real fine looker too. I have betrayed you 'stack, can you ever forgive me?

you hussy, you

MrBliss said:

Why, thanx Bliss...

Does nobody believe in respect, monogamy, staying with one partner at all! Therapy, I am ashamed of you...

anyway...what's a rogue Haystack?

REDFEATHERS said:

I know... I'm sure Haystack will divorce me. I will miss the stench of his bottom burps.

MrBliss said:

Back off punk...

Therapy said:

ICK!

INSATIABLE said:

I have to say though, that I NEVER once rimmed him. He kept asking me to, but I declined.

Therapy said:

Therapy said:

I love you...


you should try it sometime... althom told me he tastes like chicken!

INSATIABLE said:

WHAT THE F...!

INSATIABLE said:

chicken

althom said:

I will also add that I have it in my collection. Orgnote me if you wanna do a trade!

INSATIABLE said:

Fuck...I'm gonna puke through...my... hands... on... way...to...

Hang on... did he rim himself?

Therapy said:

Then can I have bagggs on him?

REDFEATHERS said:

no...

Therapy said:

Oh! You are so cruel, so you wanna have your cake and eat it? Well what goes around, comes around, and that gotta be Haystack!

Lleena said:

Bless you!

REDFEATHERS said:

Thankyou!...

Dear All,

By the time you read this, I'll be dead. I just can't stand the thought of Therapy having saucy thoughts about other men. I can't stand the thought of her and RED arguing about who can 'have' me. I can't stand all the mis-quoting, the secret messages using the [img] tags, but above all, I can't stand.

Yes, that's right - I've had lots of red wine and standing is a problem.

Let's all go and live together in a big tent in Tahiti. RED, Therapy, Myself and anybody who wants to join us. We could have big orgies every night. We could invite Prince around and throw meringues at him for no reason whatsoever...

Yes, that's it. I don't feel suicidal any more. My new life with my fellow Orgers starts here.

Orgers, do you wanna?

Haystack said:

Will we have ?

althom said:

Of course. Brewed by some local Amazon women who will live in a tent a few hundred yards away from ours.

Haystack said:

If they are big boobed Amazon women...I'm in!

I am so...sorry Haystack. Still, glad to see that you have, as always, found a way to blast through a situation. As above the sheets, so below, eh?

I would love to join you.

Therapy said:

Hurrah!

I've hired several planes to take us all there from our various locations.

And, I've also heard that one of the tents is to be put aside for playing Dutch Ovens - we'll never get bored, Therapy.

Ooh, I can't wait to go.

Haystack said:

Plan is, eat curry for a fortnight, then rendezvous a la airport. Bonjour for now though Haystack me ol' mucka...

Haystack said:

Yes...I wanna!!

Orgies and meringues throwing??/

I am so there!!!


...thought ya knew!!...