This morning, while I was walking out to meet my bus for escuela, I heard some very loud...tones. It sounded as if someone was playing loud notes on some sort of steel drum. I looked behind me, and saw nothing, so I continued on my trek...

Then, I heard the noise again. I stopped, and looked up. At the end of my road, there was a magnificent light show! It looked as if someone was setting off fireworks, but then I realized these lovely flashes of pink and blue lights were coming from a transformer at the end of the road.

There was smoke, and sparks...I saw the lights in the houses around me flicker, and I turned around, and walked back home to turn things in the house off in the event of a power surge.

I then continued on my journey to meet the bus. Fire trucks were all around...It was chaotic.

When I got to school, I walked to the cafeteria to get some breakfast. I heard kids talking about how their lights had gone off this morning, and flickered.

I walked back to my normal sitting spot in the lobby. I sat down with my poptarts and orange juice, and heard just down the way from me, two kids standing and talking about how scared they were, because there had been a terrorist attack this morning that affected the electricity around here.

Well...I laughed to myself. It was the dumbest thing I've ever heard...almost. I guess we just have some jihad squirrels on the loose.

Damn those magnificant light shows!

I hope you've hidden that scew driver Rhonda.

I completely mis-understood the topic heading.

:KY:

mcmeekle said:

Did you think it was a KY Jelly attack?

bkw said:

It certainly wasn't me, dear sweet Kirby!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Just make sure you've got a good alibi.

btw, you were supposed to wreck the transformer that supplies the schools power.

althom said:

It sounded like a bad Monty Python Sketch, like, no-one expects the KY Terrorists!!
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mcmeekle said:

So did I at first!

mcmeekle said:

Those bastards can just slip in anywhere!

althom said:

That's because you're a dumbass. I should like to pee on you.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Does that include me?
This is a very dubious thread, BattierBeMyDaddy. First small rodents, then KY Jelly and now, er, watersports?

mcmeekle said:

You know...Suddenly, when I read your posts, I have the need to urinate. Only you and althom have this power of urination over me. There is something wrong with you two...

I suppose it goes for you, minus the dumbass part. Althom can be in that category all by himself.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Mmmm...could this be some sexual thing for Battier?

althom said:

It's the way she hides her deviant sexual urges in a current affairs-type thread to lure in innocent folks like you and I. That's what I find disappointing. Lives could have been lost there today, but all she cares about are her mucky thrills.

mcmeekle said:

althom said:

Well, I'm sorry for my deviant sexual desires.

But not really.